Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.

Bring back firing squads for anyone involved. Don’t care who.

The Giants hiring John Harbaugh as head coach:

Super Bowl halftime producer: Now that you’ve signed your extensive NDA, you are ready for your incredible role in our show. Me: I can’t wait. I’ve danced to Bad Bunny my whole life. Producer: Great, you’re gonna be grass Me: What Director: Shut up nerd and put the grass suit on

Stick him out there and pull the string in his back

Justin Herbert excuse for 2026 established!

We just absolutely need someone younger. We can't keep doing this.

I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them" Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

I've been to some countries where people live under military rule or autocracy. And without fail, one of the questions I get when they ask about life in the U.S. is whether it's true that Americans just let homeless people die on the street.

You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses? People

It will get lost because of the result, but Patriots rookie safety Craig Woodson was all over the place

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

When Ramón Bragaña was told to give Babe Ruth some easy pitches, the star pitcher had different plans...

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

This is joyous

Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.

Clout chasers truly don’t realize, or don’t care, that they are one of the MAJOR disseminators of propaganda and misinformation. That they’re playing into the hands of fascists. That their selfishness is a danger to us all.

If the White House's official explanation is that a staffer was responsible for that racist Obama post, then that staffer should be identified and fired. I won't forget the people whose careers were ruined and lives threatened bc of Charlie Kirk posts. www.foxcarolina.com/2025/09/11/u...

@governorwalz.mn.gov legacy

He's so afraid of being poisoned.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Letting Lindsey Vonn ski that race was peak American stubbornness on a global stage. We're never beating the allegations.

I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene. LIVE NOW ⬇️

hey cbc why the fuck are you putting jd vance on my tv during the hockey game? you don’t … need to do that. and if you feel so compelled why aren’t you saying what a piece of shit he is? this is fucking embarrassing.

Listening to Maine Public Radio on my way in to work and I heard a teaser for @chadfinn.bsky.social

MSNBC: Do you believe Donald Trump is a racist? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: If the guy is not a racist, he's certainly doing the best job that he can trying to convince us otherwise

Can you tell I'm holding food?

No one can say they didn't know

sports pioneer George F. Biathlon inventing the sport of biathlon in the year 1887

Phew, I was starting to think he was racist

oh I'm sure everybody will listen to this request

THIS 👇 HERE......

oh yeah. its also black history month.

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

The need for gender studies classes has never been greater.

USAID fraud - no arrests Medicare fraud - no arrests Social security fraud - no arrests Election fraud - no arrests If MAGA didn’t have the collective IQ of a moldy peanut butter sandwich, they’d realize they were being scammed by now.

she gets it

the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.

Believe all these guys when they act like they’re in a war against America. They think they are.

wow -- incredible insight from Kash here

I really don’t want to live in this fucking country anymore.

Worst of the Worst

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

In retrospect we should have known we were cooked when people started saying "Mr Beast" and they weren't just being respectful to Marshawn Lynch