I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.

"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz" -____________-

Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Let’s not pretend as though MTG found Jesus or anything. She simply found out she was completely disposable within the MAGA movement. #lastword

The WHPC couldn’t be bothered to challenge Elon or Donald as to what the worldwide human cost would be for DOGE completely defunding USAID on a racist whim. #lastword

I’m still not convinced Garcia deserves to be deported in the first place. The default position should be Trump, DHS, and ICE are fucking lying about everything. They have zero credibility. #maddow

I know a lot of people are floating Kelly for President, but I think he would be a perfect Secretary of Defense. Especially following the last bozo. #maddow

As long as Kegbreath is in charge of the Pentagon, no one should take anything that comes out of the Department of Whore seriously. #maddow

America is going to be kicked out of all the elite international groups, just like Russia was, all thanks to Trump and his undying devotion to Putin. #maddow

What I really want to see is more lawsuits against ICE. Bury those corrupt motherfuckers in so many lawsuits they can’t hire enough unqualified morons to keep up with all the court appearances. #maddow

DOGE may be dead, but Elon’s Flying Monkeys still have our stolen data. #maddow

The Republican Health Care Plan is so not happening they had to postpone it to FOUR weeks. #maddow

“Mr. President, why are you dressed like a coffee shop douchebag?” #maddow

Bolsonaro really thought he was the first criminal ever to try taking a soldering iron to his ankle bracelet. #maddow

America is the only country who doesn’t know how to deal with its Insurrectionists. (See: Brazil, South Korea) #maddow

Good job, Dumb Donald. Way to turn Mark Kelly into a national hero overnight. #maddow

I’ll put Mark Kelly up against any of phony patriots any day of the week. #inners #TheWeeknight

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/

"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car... "“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...

Trump's Autopen anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trumps-put...

i quit smoking like 15 years ago and have never regretted it. until now.

"It honors our country." Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.

We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.

R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025) You will not be mourned.

Thoughts and prayers to Donald, who now won't have his James Comey & Letitia James show trials to distract everyone from the absence of the Epstein files. Crying as I type . . .

Comey: "I'm grateful the court ended the case against me, which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence... I was inspired by the career people who refused to be part of this travesty. It cost some of them their jobs, but it preserved their integrity, which is beyond price"

Fuck DOGE and fuck Elon Musk.

"WE'RE GOING TO LIBERATE THE OIL COMPANIES! And, uh, sure, I guess the people there too? Whatever."

The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals. The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry. Where is the MAHA outcry?

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

Only someone this wealthy would so flippantly suggest you uproot your life, sell your house, pull your kids out of school, quit your job, request a transfer — all to save 50 basis points on CPI. 🤡

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex. “You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended" time.com/7336204/meta...

Saying "vaccines are safe" is an irrelevant detail when you voted to hand all of the US government's health organizations over to someone who adamantly insists they are not.

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

Imagine trying to settle a property dispute by talking only to the intruder. That's the logic here. The Trump/Putin proposal is an attempt to impose terms on a country under attack leaving the defending nation out of the room. Peace cannot be done to Ukraine; it must be done with Ukraine.

It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own

Let’s see if one single pundit who said there was some great realignment of American sentiment with this last election, based on what they saw on the Nazi-owned platform overrun by foreign actors, offers any retractions or corrections for their gullibility.

Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."

It's gotta be Jonathan Turley, right?

An infomercial pitchman who made headlines for getting into a violent altercation with a sex worker? Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch

Rubio Admits Difficulties in Translating US Peace Plan from the Original Russian

Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel

Except, of course, it’s *not* all he can say. Cassidy could concede publicly that confirming Kennedy was a tragic mistake. He could call for RFK Jr's resignation. He could schedule hearings, haul the secretary to Capitol Hill, and demand the CDC’s public resources reflect the scientific cannon.

If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand” Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.

MAGA: "Ha ha ha ha! New York City just elected a socialist. We are going to turn Zohran Mamdani into the face of the Democratic Party, a bogeyman, and a weight around the necks of all Democrats! Stupid play, suckers!" TRUMP: "Mamdani is wonderful. He's going to make a great mayor." MAGA: "What???"