you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

No Tulsi Gabbard?

Elon Musk basically accused Trump of being a pedophile and then got dinner with him again a few months later. Joe Rogan acted shocked and dismayed about ICE and Iran and now he’s standing behind Trump in the Oval Office. These guys only care about holding onto power through any means necessary

strait of hormuz update

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

Has anyone in the media asked Trump how he feels about his DOJ being 0-5 in lawsuits to gain access to state voter rolls? Seems like an important thing to ask.

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

“Comparing Trump -- this bloated Avatar of the Seven Deadly Sins -- to Jesus Christ…is blasphemous.”

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty.

its just funny to me that the avatar of conservative masculinity is such a moist subservient cuck

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Hey, I think we found the judicial activism.

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

It's almost as if everything Trump says about the negotiations bullshit and everyone who believes him is a cultist or a moron.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Can’t tell you how many high level DC insiders have said to me in past two days they don’t believe anything WH says unless it is confirmed by Iran. And the smart ones want confirmation by Iranian actions not just words. Trump credibility even among GOPers is zero. Less than that.

Democrats being urged by politically toxic consultants not to oppose the politically toxic tech so as to not lose donations that are politically radioactive. Absolutely perfect Democrating.

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

yeah it is critical that dems win the senate

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Trump is weird rich coastal elite who is at least as out of touch with real people as Mitt Romney was but gets covered like a man of the people because he’s racist and stupid.

my conspiracy theory is wall street is doing everything it can to keep everything from collapsing until dems take the house and senate so they can blame the implosion on them

Cartoon by Christopher Weyant @christopherweyant1.bsky.social

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets. Abolish ICE.

12 more states have bills to ban new data centers but Maine passed theirs first. The future is absolutely up for grabs. thehill.com/homenews/sta...

I never want to know another thing about RFK Jr. and animals ever in my life.

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

I am done with Right Wing Outrage. After foisting Trump on us, they have foregone their right to have anyone listen to their fucking outrage ever again. #PsakiBriefing

Next thing you know, Kash Patel will be teleporting to Waffle Houses. #inners #PsakiBriefing

Trump is trying to make the U.S. Treasury his 7th bankruptcy. #inners

Trump’s cabinet deserves to be taunted by TMZ. #inners

Is Mike Johnson’s rubber-stamp coalition starting to fall apart? He couldn’t just jam this FISA shit through after midnight. #inners

How come no one ever DDOS-attacks Truth Social? Imagine the meltdown Trump would have if he couldn’t foist his 50-line rants upon the world. #inners

Oh there absolutely was a reason Donald tore up the Iran Nuclear Deal. It’s black and white. #inners

Are we back? I think we’re back. #inners

More server errors? Ugh. #inners

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

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Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

Americans elected the only new yorker alive who has never set foot in a bodega bsky.app/profile/atru...

“you need to learn how to use ai” what the fuck are you talking about, how hard is it to type a prompt

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.