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BREAKING NEWS: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FILES UNCOVERED FROM LATE SENATOR HONTDOG'S BATHROOM! BLACKMAIL! PERVFEST! FARTS! Poople Weekly is teaming up with @bzvowell.bsky.social to figure out WTF IS GOING ON!

LATE NIGHT POOPLE: GAVIN NEWSOM'S SICK SAD DOG SEX CULT! SHITLIBS STILL LOVE HIM! @breadedhamster.bsky.social spills all the details!

a mormon soda is when u stick ur dick in in the glass and sit there for a while

The left refuses to own it, but this literally shifted Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin to Trump

and so we post on, boners against the current, borne back ceaselessly into my ass

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Our Deadname is actually Peehole Wee-Wee.

I made this in five minutes while on the toilet FYI.

Breaking News: Jay and Aaron once again proving that they are absolute doofs and should finish that Lotax Run ASAP.

Subscriber Sub-Zero Bonger sent in the Poople Weekly Book Club list! Be sure to read along and learn fun things!

WaPo?? You mean they got Wet ass pussy …Online?!

BREAKING NEWS!! Jonbenét Rumsfeld has apparently ESCAPED from The Hague during an apparent stroopwafel riot! Her current whereabouts are unknown!

BLAMMO! @badposter.lol Throws the PUNCH SEEN ALL OVER BSKY! What is he doing out of Boston btw!?! SHOCKING: @breadedhamster.bsky.social leaks photos of California governor Gavin Newsom....DOGGIE STYLE?? Despite this, shitlibs are still promising their support!

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

the guys who killed joan of arc

HEY READERS! GUESS WHO'S BACK!

You guize think Lenin would be a top-tier shitposter? I think he would.

BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days

Lenin like:

sam & max hit the road, print ad, excerpt (1994) archive.org/details/CDRO...

JONBENÉT HAGUE DAY 4: "duerte tried to steal my stroopwafels during yard time so i took care of his ass"

BREAKING NEWS: SHITLIB LEARNS TO READ. DOESN'T LEARN ANYTHING ELSE!

Joe Manchin is in the Epstein Files but only because they're making a joke about him. *chef kiss*

"Hey, baby! I'm Elvis - I love banging 14 year olds, banging my momma, and shitting myself to death on the toilet! Uuuuh-huh!"

Nermal works for ICE, btw.

NEWSFLASH: They have the water that turns you into a horny furry here at the office!

ACAB includes God. Good luck, comrade.

going to a psychiatrist and just telling them that i got “apocalypse cop” for my disco elysium copotype

POOPLE READERS - IT'S CARTOON TIME!

The New Groundhog Day

Poople News Update: Punxsutawney Phil is a lying asshole.

someday round 2 of my knife fight with god is gonna happen and this time i’ll win

Taylor Swift: Vehicular Serial Killer

huh. maybe elon never did get to the island… on account of being too annoying even for the other pedophiles.

Shit sound at 0:34-35 mark.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Poople Weekly says OUGH!! @unclesheo.bsky.social face reveal will have you saying the same too!

JONBENÉT HAGUE DAY 4: Our lil war criminal enjoys two things out in the Hague Yard - big stroopwafels and not being in the Epstein Files!

"So long, Garf and Odie! I hope you love being locked in hot fucking cars!"

Porn name: Clamburglar

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!! I'M JUST DOING MY SKIN ROUTINE!!"

BREAKING NEWS: Billionaire Tony Stark mentioned numerous times in Epstein Files!!