this is how the movie should have gone

I brought Scholar Marcielle to give you lore on the different species of the world and how they reproduce, hope you like it! <3 #SpindleLore

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Get it? Brown? bc GREEN turns to BROWN when it ROTS!! Brown like POOP!!! Haha! Because Marge is poop!! She wants my job! But she can't have it because my MRI was great! I don't know why they didn't tell me, it just was. I bet if "Greene" (Brown) got an MRI, it would come back BROWN like POOP! - DJT

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

okay what the fuck is wrong with javascript? i'm working on adding a return to reference button on pghrt.diy for some QOL UX fiddling and storage..... is only strings!? why is it only strings! to save a number i have to save it as a string and then convert it back to a number when i want to use it!?

People on the Open AI Sora slop app are Reaganposting

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

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get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action

i'm ngl if something ever happened to the cybersmith, i'd talk about him the way all the newspapers are talking about charlie kirk

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

come on guys this is serious dont just post the thin car video. Post the acoustic stripped down version

I don't know who needs to know this but Kanye is banned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournaments until 2057.

This country is so cooked man

the only way to really describe american politics is reactionary right wingers holding everyone else hostage inside their own bigoted delusions by giving as much political power to fascists as possible until they can fully segregate the country from reality

**flashing lights warning** completely obsessed with this zone of the enders set I did with djpixie

Submissively hooded, gun caged up, bound to the ground, ready to be instructed 😳

here’s the thing, kiddo,

i can’t stop thinking about this

Uhh guys my alphabet soup just called me a slur and then refused to apologize for it :/

You can do whatever you want with your body but 1000 years after you die I could send archaeologists to bully you. I hope that's enough to intimidate you. I'm extremely shy. I can't even talk to rude customers without crying…

shooting our shot hey @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp do you want to work on a game together?

4 U.S. citizen children, with their mother, held in a detention facility for 2 WEEKS. Denied access to lawyers and even communication with family. Disappeared. Held Incommunicado. No charges have been filed.

Wow -- Trump jumps in to try to shut down a reporter who attempts to ask Pam Bondi about the missing minute in the Epstein jailhouse tape

If bad moons and goffs all got along, They'd prolly gun me down by the end of this song. Seem the whole Orc City wanna go against me, Everytime I'm in the street, I hear "WAAGH WAAGH WAAGH!"

the split is finally up on streaming mwahahahhaa

Vaxxed?

What even is this game lol

It does what it says on the tin

too bad the Chinese internet is so closed off from ours, bet they've got some good memes to trade

AOC: "On this point of tax on tips, as one of the only people in this body who has lived off of tips, I want to tell you a little bit about the scam ... the cap on that is $25,000 while you're jacking up taxes on people who make less than $50,000 across the US ... while kicking them off the ACA."

[guy who doesn't know what a tattoo is] Can you believe that skinhead said his cutie mark was a symbol of peace

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

I've been exploring how easy it is for bad actors to use VEO 3 text to video generation to spread disinformation in a crisis. With the Iran war in the news, these kinds of AI videos could potentially fuel a crisis if they were to go viral at the wrong moment.

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

MY GRANDCHILDREN: nana we've been thinking ME: [rocking in my futuristic wheelchair] we have a baby blanket at home GRANDCHILDREN: we've been thinking of sending you to an off-world facility ME: [i hold up what i'm knitting] the baby blanket at home

The Nypd loves to frame protesters! Keep ya head up and your eyes open, random shit just pops up in the middle of a protest don't touch it! It's them The hammer just popped up like we on Fortnite

Trump? Musk? How about you two settle it in Smash?

the night of the wrong wives

Switch is a 1993 surrealist humour game developed by Sega together with members of the controversial theatrical comedy group WAHAHA Honpo. I finally got around to translating the official guidebook interview with Hajime Tabe, Renzo Kinoshita and Kei Tani. You can find the link below.