I have a better solution, ban all bathrooms.

There's this big disconnect between the promise: like we are going to have flying cars! Anything is possible! Except like, it isn't: nobody can afford the flying car except the ultra wealthy. It's like Healthcare in the states: they can keep a POS like Trump alive but won't pay for your surgery

The hardest

Out on the trails in the cold weather it makes such a difference to be hit with a little sunshine. It's almost like the sun is a giant apocalyptic nuclear fireball or something.

If you’ve ever used an erect penis to hang a towel on please repost.

I'm way too star wars pilled right now. I'm a jedimoding forcehon. I'm hyperspacecore. I'm lightsabermaxing. call me an asteroid field the way I want you to force-choke your admiral in me. who up torpedoing they thermal exhaust ports. hey girl if I was a whomp rat would you bullseye me in your begga

Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Finally! Some relief! I desperately want to order to be fucked up big time. Actually excited for next season.

This is exactly why I identify as a luddite btw. They predicted this problem and we didn't listen.

How many cases have been documented of anybody shooting any caliber bullet at ICE, let alone 50 caliber bullets? ICE is protecting themselves against themselves, as shooters of people. Like how every time a cop shoots somebody, that victim is immediately charged with trying to kill the cop.

A memorandum from Pam Bondi, instructs all federal prosecutors and law enforcement agencies to compile lists of organizations to be slandered and criminalized as “domestic terrorists” because they oppose fascism and capitalism and advocate for socialism. www.wsws.org/en/articles/...

Somewhere in his mind there’s apparently a dividing line between the Bad Nazis (who make EU rules he doesn’t want to follow) and the Good Nazis (who do the fun salutes he likes and also agree with him about which races should be exterminated) and it’s fascinating.

A few words on Anarchism, From David Graeber's 'Are You An Anarchist? The Answer May Surprise You!' davidgraeber.org/articles/are...

Do Not Be Alarmed. You are experiencing a Combination of End Stage Capitalism in its most Extreme Form, Corporate Fascism, Stage 2 Global Warming and Climate Crisis (>1.5C) and the Death of the American Empire which crated its Wealth by Slavery and Genocide Globally. #BlueMAGADelusions #TDS

Ruin a song by changing the lyrics. "What? Have I become Swedish man?"

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no 'star' anything, LOTR, Marvel, Pixar or Disney.

real life is just like fallout 4. the us government are fascists, and then the ultimate manifestation/distillation of fascism, the supermutants, now call it their home.

Let the furries put a consenting leash on the means of production.

Star of Bethlehem? Alien spaceship.

What a shit movie. Watch Frankenheimer's 1966 Grand Prix instead.

Everything is fine. All evidence contradicting that is proof of a vast conspiracy to convince you otherwise.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "fucking" (826×) 2. "shit" (554×) 3. "fuck" (429×) 4. "mean" (274×) 5. "super" (200×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

maybe if it didnt have a slur 💀 also im 90% certain its ai bc the person who gave it to me started talking abt chat gpt moments after

The term skeet is not antiquated. I prefer the term sploot

Pretty upset about audi/sauber. Like. . . Really? They ditched bottas and zhou for these guys as drivers for audi? The kick sauber was such a shit car. Anyways. I'm on team Cadillac. I hope bottas and Perez do amazing. Hadjar is someone I am excited for and russel/antonelli is cool.

It's the meta that you can't afford shit and neither can your adult children so you should further enslave yourselves and ensure all your assets are taken when you die.

My bank has me on hold and they keep pitching 'get a reverse mortgage to renovate your single family dwelling into a duplex so your adult children can live independently'

This should be a Lego thing. Have they ever done a steam punk theme? This looks super dope. It fills my brain with happy clockwork machines.

Maybe explaining what a backyard ultra is would help. You run a loop. You run as many loops as you like and hopefully the ultimate mileage will eclipse the marathon distance and qualify as an ultra distance. Sure it can be competitive but generally no one is going for a PR or anything. A social.

This year's winter backyard ultra marathon is Die Hard themed. The side mission is to throughly mock David Goggins' Stay Hard ethos.

There was a great deal of utopian egalitarian potential in this information age when all knowledge would be digitized and free and infinitely copyable but that died probably 20 years ago y'all. The techno utopians had one disastrous flaw in their thinking. Most of them were capitalists.

can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"

Is this a 4th level simulacra? I mean.. it contains potatoes.

Okay. Dialectics. Thesis: liberal democracy 'individual rights' everyone should be like free and happy and shit. Especially me. Antithesis: people suffering in foreign countries or like experiencing suffering through austerity to support a consumerist lifestyle. Resolution: neoliberalism...

OKAY DIALECTICS: WHY DOES READING PHILOSOPHY SUCK SO MUCH?

youtu.be/vIHRbMOegwI?... This story involves cooking a turkey at like 'self cleaning temperature' it starts at about 4 minutes in about the whole story is very heartwarming.

You had me at multiple probes.

It helps if you put a few road flares inside instead of stuffing. Mmm. Rare earth minerals.

It's super hard. I mean. In my bullshit things work out thing there are going to be basically petite bourgeoisie: they're essentially the organizer of some means of production that provides a service to the local community. Of course that workplace is democratized and like. . . They're in charge

Banger. youtu.be/N225hhohxd8?...

People should be posting more about what the survivors are saying. This isn't about some files that will magically end fascism. Enough damning evidence has already been released. People using this as a political football are doing a disservice to the victims.

Calling doggy style 'post missionary' from now on

Maybe the NYT should stop using AI to write shit.

@talibkweli.bsky.social you know what? I owe you an apology. Not that you would give a fuck actually and you certainly don't owe me anything but whatever we may disagree on or whatever I conducted myself like a fucking troll engaged in the same masturbatory social media insanity I accused you of.

'We only detain people. We aren't *deliberately* building death camps, we're just setting up the conditions for that to happen. Those other guys are explicitly building death camps so like. . . You're a piece of shit for not voting for detention facilities'

Pokémon Go read more theory

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Does Trump still do his annual Macy's parade 'what do you mean climate change?? It's so cold out' speech or like is he not allowed in Manhattan anymore.