Why yes I WILL cope and seethe. I actually really enjoy both coping and seething, thank you very much.

If you have a #sourdough starter, MAKE THIS NOW. That is a command. Incredible texture and texture variation, wonderful pretzely flavor. countryroadssourdough.com/cheesy-sourd...

Creative writing via coming up w conspiracy theories: what if the universe is a simulation, and the sharp sudden rise in gambling is because the simulation's operators need to generate a bunch more random numbers?

Wouldn't it be cute for an eczema or psoriasis cream to have as its mascot a pumpkin-head guy (à la the headless horseman) who's always scratching himself, named ItchyBod?

My goal for this week is to invent an entirely new bean-based dish

What if there was a fanfiction about Humpty Dumpty's adulterous wife called Madame Ovary?

The cowards at Fancy Feast had the opportunity to make cat food out of guinea pig and didn't

This spring is really something. I went outside and found myself in the throat of a world shouting Green.

Thanks JD

A story about a telepath who is also neurodivergent would be very interesting.

The language @repbonamici.bsky.social @merkley.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov are using is jarringly tepid. Don't just 'call on' Republicans and score points. Force the issue! Introduce impeachment every day! Treat it like the emergency it actually is; you're the only ones who can stop this madness!!

Whenever I make pizza, it makes me feel like spending all my time making and eating pizza. That would be a satisfying life, right?

Last night I had a dream that was evidently a #MobyDick prequel where Captain Ahab was young and hot :/

If the term didn't already exist, "Vaporware" would be a cool name for a tech company

Going to open a bike shop to get redpill guys interested in #biking and call it American Cycle Path

i'm so grateful for spreadsheets

Cats hate closed doors because they are creatures of the portal, of the making-a-way, the burrow and the gap, of dimension-hopping, of rheology, of "I fits, I sits." Closed doors are spiritually repulsive, unheimlich.

Surely there has got to be a barber shop somewhere called Hairy Styles

It's absolutely wild that people get to be professional body language analysts. Somatic astrology.

Can someone less lazy than me make a King in Yellow/Devil Wears Prada meme about yellow instead of cerulean? 📚🪐

#Cleaning tip: don't put on your glasses when you're in the house

I just finished *The Devil in Silver* by LaValle and i wonder if its relatively low rating is because of how inaccurately it's marketed? I would not call it horror AT ALL or "grippingly suspenseful" but I would call it my favorite of the three books I've read by him! #booksky

It's that time people! www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1lj... #couldbeacrackhead

Beyond being a meme, matcha Dubai chocolate Labubu is basically an evil Easter bunny, right?

Petsmart bro, I already buy things from you. You don't have to send me brainwashing emails as well.

Hi @katestarbird.bsky.social! I was wondering if you guys ever look at this growing form of OSINT-as-entertainment, stuff like this: www.youtube.com/shorts/9E9Wx... as well as rainbolt, the "height guessing guy," + probably others, which I feel like is a cultural response to the misinfo environment?

1. Roast chopped eggplant, red onion. 2. Fry sliced garlic, grated ginger, pepper flakes in EVOO. 3. Add canned tomatoes. Simmer + add zaatar, black pepper, salt. 4. Add onions/eggplant, mash, simmer a bit. 5. Stir in creamy (not dry/salty) feta cheese. 6. Stir in cooked orzo. 7. Yum. #cookingsky

Planning a horror-themed cookout and calling it Final Grill

Girl you know they're going to come up with protein sprinkles pretty soon

Major financial trends are so frustrating because they seem to be both very subtle and abstruse, and very stupid like a cat jumping at a laser.

Heartbreaking: I just made the most amazingly delicious stirfry sauce, but it came together out of the most random bits and bobs of stuff I normally never buy, so it will be practically impossible to replicate in the future :( #cookingsky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyF... #properlyfollowproperprotocols

Well, I finally finished Blood Meridian, and while it was of course extremely impressive literature wise, I feel like it's the first book I'm not actually glad to have finished. It felt more like a spiritual injury than a book. IDK, does that make me too much of a normie? #booksky

Truth Social? Oh, you mean Constructivist Epistemology?

Wait a second. It really IS the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment. #infinitejest

Software really IS eating the world, but its mouth is made of hardware

Is it weird to think that George Eliot was an influence on Terry Pratchett? Reading Middlemarch now, and the little comments about human nature that are amusing, penetrating, and a little sardonic, but both wise and understanding/accepting, really remind me of Terry Pratchett's style. #booksky

Check out my new AI-powered service. Once you share everything about you, your relationships, your health status, and your religious beliefs, Youlogy generates a video of what your funeral would look like. Everyone crying and saying what an amazing person you were. Childhood bully in shambles.

As an addition to the meme that Alex Jones is just a good upstanding citizen from the #Warhammer40K universe, I think Candace Owens is too but she's recently been corrupted by Tzeentch

I love Quora ragebait

No no babe, I'm pretty sure "gaslighting" has always just been a synonym for "lying." I think you're the one who's misremembering it. Are you sure you're still taking your medication?

lol so the term Clarke came up with for people in the future who would be obsessed with filming their every waking moment was "tapeworms". [from: Imperial Earth, 1976]

Another compelling case for universal basic income is that if we had it, there would be a LOT more #reddit mods

Evil, beautiful woman greeting her equally evil and beautiful friend like, "Are we the baddies?"

Memento nori

May all the goodness, love, virtue, and justice this year was deprived of come flooding in in 2026

I must say that using some ginger and a little rye flour kicks the already delicious sticky toffee pudding up a notch #bakingsky

2025: the year of the unforced error

The ascendancy of "laying" in favor of "lying" (for lying down) has been interesting to see. I think it will soon be a full-scale language change, as I've seen it in prestige news outlets by this point. I guess the inflection ambiguity is preferable to the semantic ambiguity for most speakers now.

After someone is like, "Oh, you handled that so smoothly!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgL...