nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

i think im gonna go ahead and try to deep fry the labubu this year

i've heard of a "critical failure", but this is ridiculous qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Pants likes to gather her toys and sit amongst them.

Shot + chaser

Oh god this is a true Smiling Man moment. The Era of Smiles begins

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

Will blocked me but that didn’t stop me from making this

lol she got his ass and he knows it

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

Take this seriously: At least 20 brands of supplements, labeled as containing either Brazil seeds (sometimes called nuts) or tejocote root have tested positive for oleander. And oleander is famously poisonous. 1/4

New awareness campaign

The Big Short style movie about @edzitron.com but it’s called “Smiling Man”

CHOTINER: what’s up ME: not much dude CHOTINER: right on

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks! But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!! This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free. MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

Hello please look at one of the best photos of chapter ever taken

STOP THE ANTIFA TERRORISTS

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

beautiful tetote and an eepy teto commission from the estimable @bonemealed.bsky.social !!! i love my 31 year old teenager child baby teto

my friend from the midwest visited nyc and committed Bagel Crime

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

I don’t know what’s going on with government shitdown i can’t look ip anything about it my fingers are too bug for my phone and i keep wgoogling shitdown instead of shutdoen

academy award contending tiktok

some days you're the hater, and other days you're the waiter

We’d be interested.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB OFF THE TYS, THEY GOT ME GOING NON VERBAL TOOK THREE EXTRA STRENGTH AND NOW I'M MIN MAXING MY STATS IN AN RPG THAT ONLY RELEASED ON THE SEGA SATURN IN A TWO WEEK STRETCH BACK IN 1998 I TOOK AN AM PILL AND NOW I'M UP FOR THE SECOND WEEK READING TRAIN MANUALS, FUCK YOU GIVE ME

The Library of Congress has three buildings on Capitol Hill but that’s STILL not enough space to store all of the collection items in the world’s largest library. Here's a look at one of the off-site Library storage facilities in Fort Meade, Maryland.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

It’s ok to be a pseudo-Luddite and, for instance, distrust smartphones. But it’s important to be an actual Luddite while you’re at it

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

cartoonists handing the same 5 dollar bill around the Small Press Expo but it's the entire economy somehow

Over the last several years my left and right hands have taken turns passing the same 100 dollar bill back and forth, and I'm proud to report that thanks to this investment my net value is now one trillion dollars

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New: 404 Media is suing ICE. We have filed a lawsuit demanding ICE release its $2 million contract with Paragon, a company that makes powerful spyware to break into phones and read encrypted messages. This is expensive for a small outlet but this info is important www.404media.co/were-suing-i...

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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

despite all the turbulence, Capitol Hill has its charms

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡