*flirting* estrogen shrunk my balls soooo much

I should be allowed to eat rocks but big dental wont let me

If they invent time travel Im going to force the smiths at gunpoint to write a rendition of flo ridas low

who up spilling they beans

PaRappa the Ally (repost)

public universal fag

Idk dude, beta fish? Seems kinda fruity if u ask me. Where do u keep the alpha fish

chat do you think im that bitch

I’m like if picasso respected women

She called my balls girly were so back chat

The need for cuddles is overwhelming rn

u would not believe ur eyes halo 3 coke and fries

"eavesdropping is wrong" god forbid a white boy seek knowledge...

I need a diaper with all the she/its I've had in my pants

Rick and morty and its consequences have been a disaster for stoner culture

gonna get creamed in the shower (take a hot shower and drink a cold refreshing a&w cream soda in the shower where im taking the hot shower)

i hump her back til she wail? idk man

the pussy bone connected to the butthole bone

Anotha day anotha mid selfie

I NEED a vacation, my outdoorsy side craves camping and escape from mechanized society

Yeah I'm AMAB Assigned Marxist At Birth

quick little Halply doodle for this morning

Loser coded transbian who secretly has it all (except social skills)

im in the lab inventing a new kind of shit with my ass

500 transgenders

Women when I post good

pathetic but like in a hot way

I dont wanna get up for work at alllll 😖

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

I’m Chicken Boy :3

Just realized my tits jiggle a LOT when i walk which is euphoric, immediately noticed the roigh texture on my chin and instantly negated the mood buff. Fr tho gonna epilate my face if the razor keeps betraying me

literally anyone who's not a trans woman: i have a fascinating new insight into the tranny mind.... trans women: what the fuck? uh no that's not - every cis person you know: THIS IS INCREDIBLE! FINALLY I'LL UNDERSTAND THEM! TELL ME MORE!

All vulcans serve cunt, this is why the romulans hate them

best friends forever

computah! show me a masc lesbian!

If I were hotter Id post nudes fr fr

its mommys turn to have a cigarette put out on her

Need to pesantmaxx my meals, need hearty bread and gruel to flex my status to my chud moneymaxxing coworkers

shoutout to that gooner

i have futa socialization

i'm like if a chaser was chasing girls who are pretty

Ooooohhh im blogging oooooh im blogging so hard right now

Closing blusky cause its not engaging enough only to open it again immediately because im seeking entertainment, the digital equivalent of deciding theres nothing I wanna eat in the fridge and then opening it again because I want a snack

I'm definitely the moody anti hero with a heart of gold that finds love and learns to open up again

It's a shame john stamos is married bc he's one of the few cis guys I would fuck anytime, anywhere. Give me that 62 year old dick uncle jesse

Rockin tha sister wife sex strike 2day

if i got pressed into service as a sailor on a gay pirate ship where the captain thinks im barely worth the effort but she keeps looking at me when she thinks i dont notice i wouldn't complain thats all im saying