Babe come over tomorrow they can’t test for acid and we’re taking so much we’ll activate multidirectional modality in the CNS Time Machine and go back to 1776 to kill baby Hitler-country

What if the only thing keeping my brain together is a steady supply of cannabinoids

What if I’m experiencing early onset dementia

Living vicariously through those two pigeons

In the latest bid to reopen the strait they’re trying to give the Fourth of July to Iran but Iran doesn’t want it

My mom talked to your mom and she says you have to invite me to your birthday party

Oh don’t get addicted to drugs Eve bad things will happen when you have to stop and I’m like thats cool baby I’ll just never stop but now I have to stop and I’m experiencing bad things

I like to keep my drawings loose and messy so when I show someone they have to guess at what it is like I’m a finger painting 4 year old

Every 95° day I go out in a sweatshirt and take a hike to help acclimate myself to rising global temperatures

It doesn’t matter what life throws at me I’m going to persist for another year at least kiss my ass

It’s all fun and games being a drug addict

We can stop this all today. We don’t need 250 years of America.

This is my cum fort

It should be illegal to cause me a moment’s discomfort

They’re transmitting a numbers station directly into the bones of my inner ear

Planning on being extra miserable these next few days

Just saw those two pigeons having sex in case you’re wondering how my day is going

Everyone wants to fuck with an evil lady until they see her do some evil shit

“How do you identify?” I don’t. People identify me.

I never knew Masato Kato worked on Gainax games in the early 90s it makes so much sense though

Do you think JD Vance and JD Salinger are related

I’m sorry I’m this way my dad kept Holden my Caulfield

I’ve the drug test on Tuesday which means I can’t smoke weed after tomorrow so my Fourth of July will be focused on hatred

The building that periodically has a fire alarm going off has a fire alarm going off

Fuck the police

the mere act of penning my thoughts of this Leviathan, they weary me, and make me faint with their outreaching comprehensiveness of sweep

Feeds? The only feed I need is whole grain oats and dehydrated marshmallows

Hi

I should just get a medical card and piss urine with a high enough TAC% to be considered a controlled substance

I’m more awake now and I took another look at that IRA statement and if I did raid it I’d easily make it to this time next year so even if I don’t get a job I survive for a while no matter what suck it haters

Tubi with an ad blocker is pretty convenient but also their upload of Lupin III: Part II is fucked

Inventing a type of local politics where it’s a capital crime to give me a parking ticket for bullshit reasons

It used to be every time I came I had what some would consider to be a billion abortions. Now I get stupid wet but haven’t ejaculated in over five years

I need a vagina so I can get pregnant and have an abortion

Some women dream of marriage and children I like to fantasize about divorce and getting an abortion

Forming my own fake catholic priestly order so I can get invited to a neat excommunication ceremony

I’m permabanned from Amazon

Benzodiazepines rest the brain. Sometimes your brain needs a rest and forgets how. That’s when they’re good. But too much rest and your brain forgets how not to rest. That’s when they’re bad.

Methamphetamine exercises the heart

I'm not a real asexual But l'm the proxy-asexual for these chasers to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

The parking authority drives around in these little Honda Fits and you just know some dude in wrap around sunglasses with an inferiority complex who’s a ball of rage wants to stick it to the chick with the Utena bumper sticker

Shrill ewe

It’s always the same badge number giving me these tickets too and my lawyer is advising me not to say how I feel about this

I think as long as we have a police force everyone on it should have their genitals removed to make them less aggressive. All of them men and women. No “reassignment” just scoop the whole thing out and we’ll let you be a cop. This is the compromise. Ideally though the police must be abolished.

I completely forgot I have a few thousand dollars in an IRA I could raid if things get really dicey

The key to world peace is double the amount of nuclear weapons so for every nuke there is a counter nuke and when one will launch the other will as well and they will meet in space and kiss and it will be like a beautiful star in the sky

I want less Concentra and more Concerta

Society of St Pius X BTFO

Good look tho

Racky and Ballwankle