Good morning !

One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

it's simple. you play exalted if you love math & want to become an increasingly problematic gay. you play nobilis if you hate dice & want to already be a problematic gay and not necessarily realize it. and you play glitch if you're trying to to be less problematic but everyone keeps bringing it up

Go fuck yourself

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag “Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management. Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

SURPRISE! I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG. It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long? Anyway enjoy!!! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

please support my "Jared Leto for Snape" fan petition

Basically, an entire generation of role players have been basically gaslit into thinking that mechanics get in the way of their stories when…no? It’s mostly just DnD sucks. Good games don’t have that problem, lol

Remember that if the Democrats take power again, they will go into great detail telling you why they can't do things. You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law. You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.

Who keeps casting him? Apparently, he does. Allegedly, he attaches himself to a project as executive producer and puts up some of the budget as long as he can star in it.

no need to worry about future elections when this is our present. there should be zero negotiations until she is sworn in

Chat is it a good sign that it took national reporters an entire month to finally pay attention to the third largest metro in the country being invaded

this guy looks like he has to register with the local police whenever he moves

It's now considered controversial to fight the KKK in a video game.

The thoughts of an economic depression are depressing

Some more base coat work done on my WraithGuard #paintingminiatures #warhammer40000 #hobby #warhammer #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #40k #nerdlings www.patreon.com/Minipaints_uk

"Clyde can you draw Alannah Myles killing a guy in a Chicago but it looks like Gotham City up close and Lankhmar in the distance? And there's, and I'm quoting my art director here, 'just a scoonch of John Woo'? oh you already have a sketch? oh you have a couple ready to go, cool"

This skunk was so deeply engrossed in its work that it didn't notice me approaching. I watched it for a little while to see what it was up to. As best as I could see, it was pouncing on insects (grasshoppers?). Anyways, I needed to go past so I gave a little whistle that resulted in this response.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table

It does not have to be this way.

the cops have now arrested & released both democrats in Utah and are out of ideas

Blusky's policy defines Rudeness as "rude or impolite... without constructive purpose." I would say me talking about how I live in active defiance of Charlie Kirk's memory is a pretty constructive utilization of crude and disrespectful language.

(takes huge bong rip) so i think i figured out how to solve the colorado river watershed tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...

AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.

just witnessed a horse taking a piss I decided I should immortalise this beautiful moment

the suicide encouragement machine now offers a handy suicide-by-cop feature

The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.

This is fairly good advice.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat!?

And it turns out the NY shooting killed the CEO of a corporation whose goal was to buy all the residential housing, jack up rental prices, and run them like slumlords.

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

It is now complete. #CRPG #Roguelike #Lovecraft #Retrogaming #FullRelease store.steampowered.com/news/app/295...

Keeper of the jerky!!!!!!

Art fight attack for raystarkitty ⭐

What Hakaider says

Pretty consistently the second an anonymous style ALT account starts to have merch, you really should skedaddle. They enter the business of generating more followers as that equals more money, and you have NO IDEA where that money is going, or what it might be supporting because you CANNOT verify.

DM: You creep through the dragon's den, your boots echoing into the otherwise silent cavern... Players: *immersed* DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air... Players: *getting nervous* *dm puts on careless whisper* Players: What. DM: *puts this on the table* Players: WHAT. #dnd

"We don't give a fuck. You need to get sober."

You sunk my unsinkable ship!

Casual reminder that "Death of the Author" is a lens in literary analysis and critique that examines the work as if the author doesn't exist and the story is standing on its own. It *does not* mean that you ignore the author and continue consuming their work uncritically.