What would be a true miracle is if Christians ever shut the fuck up.

optimus hammer #transformers

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

THEY TRAINED THE AI ON ACTUAL WRITERS. YOU CANNOT TELL IF SOMETHING IS AI SIMPLY BASED ON IT USING PROPER GRAMMAR. IT STOLE FROM US!!! IT STOLE!!! IT IS A THIEF AND I WILL NOT EVER BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!!

Watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and this is probably the hottest anyone has looked in a movie ever?

Five books to get to know me by: 1. Watership Down 2. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 3. Small Gods 4. Night Shift 5. The Lord of the Rings

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1847

Super Mario makes the bold decision to say "what if instead of making bad movie adaptions that have contempt for the medium of video games, we have bad movie adaptations that have contempt for the medium of movies" and by god they did it they cracked the code

The "Mario" movie has been out three days, and I've seen the "what were you expecting, HAMLET?!??!" thing about 10,000 times. Why is expecting something to be good and competently written considered a BAD thing now?

Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive folks. It seems like mainstream outlets got duped by a fake X account. Jonathan is 193 years old, which is amazing. My favourite photo of him is this one from 1886 when he was already 53–54 which blows my mind

Let's play a game of "spot the wizard" ✨️

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

You'll all be happy to know I have changed the ending I had planned for Book 2, because I'm pretty sure you'd all have been pissed at the ending I originally had in mind.

Post a perfect movie. 🎥🍿 (Original pre-special edition version only)

Even if the original LOTR movies weren't universally beloved and inimitable works of art, perhaps we could hire some of the literal millions of unemployed artists and writers to make a NEW movie with some NEW ideas. Just a thought!

Happy Saturday, heretics

I love this. I wish all cis women saw it this way. We love womanhood so much we gave up almost everything for it

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

New job has really cut into my free time so work on the comic has slowed, sadly.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

My severe misophonia and I would also love to know this secret.

i don't necessarily think that the conclusion here is wrong, i think it's not the full picture i figured out streaming cancels the shows i like, so i have literally not paid for a streaming service in years. if new subs is the only metric you care about you're training people to leave.

Trans women are biological women. Trans men are biological men. Please stop using the phrase “biological” to distinguish cis from trans people. Cis does just fine and you’re also revealing your own ignorance of how biology works, as well as underlying inherent transphobia, even if unintentionally.

Felt like doing this as a little exercise Also gee Deltarune, why does Cloudi let you get two slots??

To the first person who made this post, not everyone scared into responding and quoting … These things are fucking mean to people with anxiety and I wish people would stop making this meme …

“All authors are using AI now” I would sooner feed the entirety of my life's creative output into a woodchipper than use the planet burning plagiarism engine.

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

It wasnt endless shrimp that killed Red Lobster. It was private equity vampires www.nbcnews.com/business/con...

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

Here, have a great song.

I am so glad I don’t give a shit about Arc Raiders Never use AI-generated voices in your games if you can’t afford to hire voice actors

We need to make the use of GenAI chatbots a social shame, because it is the outsourcing of your brain

Nails: "No, hot dogs are not a sandwich, what are you taking about?" Ravani: (thoroughly detailed breakdown of a 50 point presentation showing why not only are hot dogs sandwiches but tacos are as well) Garrow: "Technically they are but it's still weird to call them that."

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Oh so now copyright matters.

Wow, an April Fools joke I actually like!

Ohio really gunning for Louisiana/Mississippi/Florida/Texas' "Shittiest State" crown, huh?

It’s Toshiro Mifune’s birthday. Here he is drunkenly getting ready to shoot people but Lee Marvin stays cool as a cucumber for a very good reason.

Wait. You can just say "we might infringe on your rights" in your Terms Of Service?

KEEP DRAWING!

People talk about “Ready Player One” like it’s the worst book ever, and complain that it’s just a long string of disconnected pop culture references. I think it gets a lot of undeserved hate. …because “Ready Player Two” really deserves a hefty chunk of that hate too. Spread it around, you know?