WHOOOO! solid 7/10, Iron Lung is a great popcorn flick. I am very impressed with what Mark was able to do basically screaming in a room for two hours

Gonna take kiddo to see Iron Lung. He's so excited it's infectious lol

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

My latest commission from @lemonkyubun.bsky.social A cute little piece of me and my wife, Razzy

My latest commission from @lemonkyubun.bsky.social A cute little piece of me and my wife, Razzy

I have to admit I'm a terrible bisexual. I find penises just plain unpleasant to look at. Oh, I can have fun with a guy regardless, but he'd better be prepared for PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

me and who and who and who

Y'know, when you think about it, the lips are just the sphincter of the face

‼️ MORE of this energy 🔥 BRAVA ✊🏽 Rep Becca Balint ‼️

I just heard someone say that Trump's blood type is butter 🤣

BEHOLD THE TERRIBLE WRATH OF THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR

They're now saying the government shut El Paso airspace down over a.... party balloon. They deployed laser anti aircraft weaponry. To pop a balloon. I'm not sure which reason is worse, honestly

They reopened the airspace with no explanation????? WHAT HAPPENED

Words that get grosser the more you repeat them: Milk

What the hell is he doing NOW

I feel disgustingly lonely for a guy surrounded by people who love him.

New Core Memory Unlocked: Your Teenage Child Laughed At Exactly The Right Moment To Skewer Your Self-Esteem

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

I just heard someone say cookies can go stale... No way. Is that true????

Ok, so, I made a mistake and you all get to learn from it. The Epstein files contains audio and video clips. One of them involves a very young Turkish child being tortured by, apparently, John Podesta. Stay far away from this stuff. I've made myself sick. I didn't know what I was in for. Stay away

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Strap him in a rocket and send him to Mars

My response to the Ethical Vegan argument is: sure, ok. It's ethically/morally wrong to eat animals. Sure, animals have feelings. Ok. I'm not morally or ethically perfect, though. I'm eating them because I was evolved to eat them, because they eat each other, and most importantly because I enjoy it

I gotta see @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com 's take on this. This Feldman guy is sweating so hard it made my phone slippery

My oldest just had the nonbinary talk with me. Sigh Welcome to the club, kiddo... Just once, I wish this kid could have ONE struggle that wasn't exactly like mine. I want better for them.

hey just in case you haven't seen baby minecraft fox

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

C'mon, c'mon, do the thing

So a maga hat dude picked a fight with two literal schoolgirls, and their entire class proceeded to jump him and film it. I watched the video, and later saw his mugshot. This idiot had his plates on camera and still went home and shaved his entire head in a panic

Ugh. I have let an internet person ruin my evening. Now how did I manage that

This is no joke. It's some new outrage every day; that is deliberate. The enemy intends to exhaust us, and desensitize us to suffering. You cannot spell resistance without rest.

How did I not hear of this STOMACHBOOK chick sooner? This shit goes HARD. "123 (the longest dream)" is especially badass

If you're having a bad day you should know that Trump audibly shit himself on camera. Everyone behind him had to smile and breathe his fumes while they rushed the reporters out. Some of them are struggling not to break composure. When even RFK Jr is grimacing you know it was beyond foul. at 0:30

I'm actually really happy with the Subaru, glad we went through with this. It's an all around improvement, really. Good visibility, quiet ride, excellent suspension, very responsive. Plenty of driver-assist functions which I'm a big fan of. All-wheel drive, good for our trip to Big Bend this spring.

HELL YEAH, Tarrant county turned out! We just elected a Democrat to state Senate with a whopping 57%! You have to understand, Tarrant is REALLY conservative, religious schools all over, it's a Pentacostal hotspot. They've fucked up BIG TIME

BONK

All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money

I'm pretty sure that the best and most important time to protest is IMMEDIATELY after you have been informed that the government has declared your protest illegal. It takes a lot of braindead ballsiness to give that order, and to think for one second that's gonna go well.

New Headcanon: those aren't red briefs. Those are red SHORTS, with blue thigh-high socks pulled over them! SUPERTWINK CONFIRMED

Welp. Trading in the minivan for a Subaru. Hate having a car note again, but it's either trade it in now or wait til it breaks down and costs more than its worth to fix. It's a safer and more fuel friendly vehicle anyway. Especially with traffic around here, I could use computer assistance.

Our kids are on track to miss a full week of school because of the road conditions. There IS no plan to clear it, the plan is that it melts when it melts. Which feels ridiculous. The highways got cleared. But the neighborhoods full of pedestrians, pets, playing children.... Texas government ISN'T

MY HE-GROW ACADEMIA

Screw it I'm getting takeout. Wish me luck

I have to say #Starfield is way better than I expected, but the economy is utterly busted. Cool, this ship is worth 75k credits! Oh neat, it only costs 19k to register. Oh wait, I can only sell it for 25k? Well damn, alright, maybe I misread. *Later* What do you MEAN it costs 150k now??!?!

Winter Storm Status Update: Power: CHECK Heat: CHECK Water: CHECK Local Government Making Zero Effort To Clear Roads For Four Consecutive Days: WHAT THE FUCK