The Dicastry of the Faith (which you might previously have known as, THE INQUISITION) has revealed that an entire sect of Catholicism (Society of St Pious X, cofounded by a Holocaust denier, hardline conservative catholics) has just been formally EXCOMMUNICATED by Pope Leo. ALL. MEMBERS. ALL.

If you're having a rough week just remember that Mitch McConnell is dying in a hospital with a full rack of broken ribs from CPR, which at his age, is ill-advised and delaying the inevitable. His final waking moments are agony and he will chase them anyway, knowing that sleep hastens him toward Hell

Excellent metaphor for American patriotism in 2026

🚙 #HazbinHotel

The Dicastry of the Faith (which you might previously have known as, THE INQUISITION) has revealed that an entire sect of Catholicism (Society of St Pious X, cofounded by a Holocaust denier, hardline conservative catholics) has just been formally EXCOMMUNICATED by Pope Leo. ALL. MEMBERS. ALL.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

If you're having a rough week just remember that Mitch McConnell is dying in a hospital with a full rack of broken ribs from CPR, which at his age, is ill-advised and delaying the inevitable. His final waking moments are agony and he will chase them anyway, knowing that sleep hastens him toward Hell

Sony decided to test the waters again. I'm content to let them drown. Oh sure, I'll always have my PS5. I'll probably buy the exclusives, if there are any. But everything else? That's what my pc is for. I only tolerate consoles for what new experiences they bring. PS5 does NOTHING unique.

Jack Daniel Vance is about to get a personal letter reminding him that in the New Testament we find out that not only was the Holy Family immigrants, they were illegal immigrants hiding from a corrupt and dangerous government This is my political quote post. Please have a great evening despite this

I don't plan on celebrating the 4th this year. Nothing to be proud of. When THAT DAY comes, however? I'm throwing a party, and on the same day every year after

I'm drunk. Have a lore-dump from my weird server about a magic computer lady

Because fences are uncomfortable to sit on, which is why a bunch of assholes are PAID to sit on them

The Discord is up to 123 members already 😵‍💫 This community is growing fast, wow. And the game keeps getting more complex with puzzles and cyphers and website urls hidden in spectrographs.

Happy Juneteenth everyone!

Ham Ham Human Instrumentality Project

That ARG Im helping run? Some players made a video game about it... I'M IN A VIDEO GAME

I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it in the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.

My wife made ice cream from fresh local strawberries, then served it between Macadamia nut cookies, creating possibly the best dessert I have ever tasted.

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

"Not the time for QUESTIONS, Sharon"

Well I never thought I'd go so far, but I just implemented a rule on my discord server regulating member's behavior on OTHER platforms. We don't want trolls and toxic fans ruining the space and the fandom we're part of, so I made trolling critics and toxic behavior on our subject a bannable offense

this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to normal people

Is it bipolar to realize you might have redirected the course of a niche internet fandom of thousands of people over the course of a week, and established yourself as a prominent community leader, and you very likely are about to NOT be the guy who had the energy and emotional bandwidth for that???

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

The masculine urge to fill a server with adorable young people and adopt them all

That feeling 20 minutes after you take your meds when the fog finally clears

If we shadows have offended, suck my ass and go get bended

Omg she dropped a new single today. I've never heard something so upbeat sound so ominous

Welcome to my newest hyperfixation. Warning: Cognitohazard below. It's already too late for you. You might as well [STAY] #SCP

So, um. I now also moderate their subreddit and discord server. And apparently, that made me notable enough that the creator made me part of the game, a canon character. Which is interesting, because it's an SCP game. I am now an anomalous target of the SCP Foundation 😱

This might be the best video ever

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

Aaaand dropped. Another tally in the L column. I was an idiot to think my slow ass could handle ANY kind of accelerated math course. It didn't help that the instructor had an accent so thick I could barely understand him at all. I really did try to get caught up.

So this is cool. I've gotten in on the start of a musical ARG, and after creating a sub for it, the creator reached out. We had a conversation where I explained that I think I understand the larger vision of the project, and care about it being managed properly. Now I moderate their YT channel!

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

This will never not get a rewatch

Pro tip: don't take an accelerated Statistics course. Just don't.

You know when is a great time to find out you put the wrong start date in your calendar? After the second day of classes. 😵‍💫

The part people always misunderstand is that decency was not the mistake and trust was not the failure. The failure is a world that keeps trying to teach good people that those things are the same.

Making dinner feels impossible

It sucks man, I want all the friends, I want to be everything to everybody, but some days I feel I have so little to give. I really do think I might be bipolar, looking back. I hope these new mood stabilizers work out. My lows are SOOOOO low.

Ugh it's so hard to choose. I have some time to myself and I can't choose between Subnautica (1), The Last Caretaker, or Satisfactory.

We need more of this energy at every level of government. Democrats need to match disrespect with disrespect until the extremists get the message

That feeling when you sit down with a good book you're looking forward to and OOPS nope can't focus conditions aren't perfect