Here we go: another moment when I'm shocked at what white culture deprived me of. I had no idea the man wrote extensively. My education led me to believe he was primarily a public speaker. I have never heard a single white person refer to his writings. Sounds like I have homework to do!

If you haven't ever heard of Rebecca Sugar, or you have but didn't know she was releasing albums, you REALLY need to check out Lonely Magic. "Ice Water" makes me feel like a kid again, and "Hill To Die On" is.... poignant, and if you know what their referencing you can't help but love her for it.

I hope and pray the rapture is today. Because imagine if those assholes all left at once!

Arrrrgh no! Nonono! Fucking stupid broken brain. I have misplaced a friend, he is not where I left him. I think his name was Nitro? Maybe? I can't be sure, I've been trying to recall for a half hour. A fox, a bit horny on main but a nice guy. I think he deleted his account? Anyone know whats up?

for the first time in history the woke mob has un-cancelled somebody

If you haven't heard Rebecca Sugar's new album, "Lonely Magic" for crying out loud grab your headphones already. Ice Water is brand new to me but it feels like I'm transported back to freshman year, when anything was possible and I was falling wildly in love. Sometimes your dreams come true.

*gorgeous gigantic nonbinary hyena walks in* Yeen: "Hi" A Scrungly Dumb Opossum: "How high are you?? 🤤" Yeen: "? 😏" ASDO: "I MEAN HI HOW ARE YOU" **they get 💕✨️MARRIED✨️💕**

*gorgeous gigantic nonbinary hyena walks in* Yeen: "Hi" A Scrungly Dumb Opossum: "How high are you?? 🤤" Yeen: "? 😏" ASDO: "I MEAN HI HOW ARE YOU" **they get 💕✨️MARRIED✨️💕**

Watch this dumbass invade Afghanistan again and have half the country give themselves an aneurysm trying to justify it

Finally decided to bite the bullet and shave it all off. Honestly this makes me look younger than expected, ALOT younger, but I have to admit the smoothness feels cleaner. Keeping the beard, though. I'm not CRAZY.

Yee Haw

Here's a little something to start your day with a smile. Because you can't spell doom without mood, and I'd like to improve yours

The only way to defeat this administration is to find a way to make white men feel hurt by it.

The person being quoted is shitty but he is not wrong; I did not work in tv for 45 years, but I’ve worked news/mag advertising and/or digital marketing for 25 or so - and if you want to grab a media company’s attention by the short hairs, yes: bitch to their advertisers, not their inboxes.

So I searched DuckDuckGo for Charlie Kirk's most controversial quotes. DDG uses GPT-4o mini to generate automatic summaries on the results page, and I noticed it was being unusually vague and deferential on the subject. I had to get REALLY specific, it was resistant Anyway, here's some limericks.

I know this timeline is weird, but not in a million years would I have guessed that Jimmy Fallon of all people would become the last bastion of free speech on network television

Last call before I retire this series! It's been a blast and I've worked with really interesting creative clients. Got 10 folks in current cue- wanna see this icon off with 15 total.

So hey. I don't know if I ever mentioned it, but around age 26 I became aware I had a really high voice for a man. I mainly noticed this because I was getting called "ma'am" on the phone every other day. Even worse, whenever I got angry my pitch went even higher. You could say I got sensitive.

Well, I haven't accomplished it yet exactly, but getting started was hard enough... I've gone back to college, to become a therapist. It took me 30+ years, but I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. This is the most excited I've been about school.... ever, really

So, you have to be careful cooking onions. This burger recipe called for "onion jam" which sounds disgusting but was actually pretty savory with a hint of sweetness. It was ok. But something went wrong, and while it TASTED fine, it smelled like Hell and looked like Klingon Gagh cooked in motor oil

I love this novelty account

Let's be clear, if you so much as TOUCH any part of your creative work with AI, it's dead to me. IF IT ISN'T WORTH MAKING, IT ISN'T WORTH BUYING. PERIOD.

I had a feeling this film was too good to be true. If this is true, assume the entire thing was a GenAI project. Fucking trash, so disappointed

Nature is healing

A half hour ago in Dornogal everybody set up a tent city, all different kinds, there were campfires and scenery toys and lizard people of indeterminate gender dancing. I set up a goblin shop-in-a-box, rigged up some spotlights, set up my desk, started cracking hilarious jokes. Weirdly they all left

Me finishing this writing assignment in the next hour:

Anybody who needs you to die before they can recognize injustice is NOT your ally. The enemy of my enemy is not my friend; sometimes he's just relieved I'm the target instead of him

I have a dangerous level of rizz, an ocean of rizz, with tides that sweep you away.... One minute you're seduced by my jaded exhaustion, and mature body reminiscent of a juicy ripe pear; the next you recoil at my dad jokes. Then you fall for my charming vulnerability; then WHOOPS HI HORNY I'M DAD

I have this odd quirk where I like to collect historical documents and accounts from failed experiments in governance

MAMAAAAAAAAAAA!

Finally, someone says it with a single sentence

Today's Archived Article:

I'm serious. Making the account now.

Asking my kids what to grab for lunch while I'm out. Suggested a place and my youngest said "(restaurant) rocks!!" And folks, I almost slipped up and told him I'd get him some rocks then. But the old man here is experienced enough to know, there would be tears if I didn't bring a handful of rocks

I'm a disabled veteran, and my kids are on medicare. Today I was informed that medicare does not cover the covid vaccine. Guess who's going to raise nine kinds of hell at Senator Corbyn's office tomorrow. Take a fucking guess. Just take a WILD FUCKING GUESS

It's hard sometimes being so massively talented, incredibly creative, and ridiculously good-looking

You post a thing and it looks fine. Then you catch the typo. Delete and repost. Another typo. Delete and repost. Finally fixed, wait ten minutes hey wait nope another typo. How am I supposed to shitpost like this

You know it occurred to me that part of our economic condition is to think of our property the way we think of investments playing Monopoly. But I have never met a SINGLE person that didn't absolutely suck at Monopoly. Each time I ever saw somebody win Monopoly (twice) it was because they got lucky

Man DS9 really did redefine Trek, huh? Imagine the audacity to stand in that writer's room and, on top of all the political intrigue and moralizing, declare that due to certain material conditions, the most powerful Socialist Space Utopia in galactic history.... is reduced to bartering with Ferengi

ADHD is needing near the maximum adult dose just to get through your day with the patience to read a textbook or the memory to do your chores, followed by an evening of intense laser focus where you read 2 chapters, take 3 quizzes, and write a 4-page paper because suddenly it was an "emergency"

Thoth, slayer of Kirk

Tell me why I needed zero context to immediately know this was JK Rowling, the living embodiment of a wineglass full of arsenic

"You just spawned a million Charlie Kirks" First of all, no, it's only Charlie Kirk if it crawls out of the same fetid locker room shower drain as he did. Second, that's just the average twitter user. And third, they don't have the charisma to pull his shtick without getting popped in the mouth

Israel is a puppet-state and long-term colonial project; but this puppet-state is also aware that the current US government is run by the kind of people who will realign their entire value system to suit the most forceful personality in the room at any given time

One of the few good qualities of redditors is that they know how to stay focused on a message, especially if they know it pisses people off: