Suck a fat dick Kim Davis!

BREAKING: “While the President may enjoy absolute immunity courtesy of his rogue Supreme Court, those who operate under his orders do not. Our state & local authorities may arrest federal agents if they break California law — and if they are convicted, the President cannot pardon them.” NANCY PELOSI

Sometimes violence is morally correct

You could say they're just a little hind-curious

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

There comes a point where enough is enough, and no amount of redistricting, gerrymandering, or voter suppression can save a party from it.

Shocking News: the type of people who never cared about trans people are also not particularly motivated by them either

“Secret retributions are always restoring the level, when disturbed, of the divine justice. It is impossible to tilt the beam. All the tyrants and proprietors and monopolists of the world in vain set their shoulders to heave the bar.”

Hell yeah! Mamdani wins! A SOCIALIST IS MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY FUUUUUUUUCK YEAH

For the first time in forever, our Democratic party can achieve victory by doing precisely what they do best: sitting around and wringing their hands helplessly. 🎉GO👍TEAM👍GO🎉

It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the temperature is cool, birds are singing, and Dick Cheney is ✨️burning in hell✨️ 🥳

Every year it feels like I didn't fall back so much as fall over

Fuck the polls Fuck the articles Fuck your schedule Fuck your boss Fuck your job Fuck your convenience Fuck being tired Fuck being busy Fuck being uninformed Fuck being depressed Fuck that noise Fucking vote.

Any good news lately? Even personal stuff, even if I don't know you at all. Gimme something to cheer for!

Not much to report, very busy with classes and parenting. Got a new desk chair on the way, kinda excited about that

That moment when she feels comfortable enough to show you what she REALLY wears at home; you didn't think baggy flannel pajamas could ever turn you on, but she has a lot to teach you about yourself

Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay

Anna was desperate to finish her book. She HAD to know how it ended. In the quiet of the dimly lit shelves, she hunkered down low and strained her eyes. She barely even breathed as the suspense boiled up in her. A few rows away, a floorboard groaned, and she strangled her gasp in her throat.

This is just sad. I live in a mostly hispanic neighborhood in Texas..... it's dead out here. Dark houses everywhere and I've seen maybe ten kids that aren't mine. Last year I handed out $250 worth of candy.... what the hell am I gonna do with all this

Alright I'm finally doing it! I'm sending you all into NNN with the gift of tremendous hog. Properly tagged, of course.

Gotta love when you buy a used textbook and it comes with all the important stuff highlighted already. Awwwwww yeah. That's the stuff.

Morning everyone! We're on day 15 of the ear that won't drain!

Sitting here tearing up, trying to tell people all the things I really wish someone would tell me right about now. I know it doesn't seem like it, but there's hope. We're not as powerless as we feel, things aren't as bad as people are paid to tell us, and there is ALWAYS. More love, than hate.

OOOOOOOOH the shit people gave me for this. Well, lo and behold, now those artists have to appease the robo-nazi to be seen. Gosh, sure seems like it would have been a smart move to start building an audience elsewhere.... if only anyone had been begging them to do exactly that like a year ago. 🤷‍♂️

Scott Bessent looks like a comedian on Saturday Night Live portraying Scott Bessent

Two wrongs don't make a right? Nonsense. If two unethical actions produce a desirable outcome that was otherwise unachievable, then those actions are now ethically neutral. And some rights are worth going to prison for regardless. Sometimes doing the right thing the wrong way just fucking WORKS.

Never in my life have I felt so relieved I passed on an xbox. Imagine if you'd bought Microsoft's accidental food-warmer solely to play Halo on it, and see this. Can't wait to hang with my buddy Master Chief next year, gonna make some confetti again

My oldest son and I conspired to win enough points at the children's gambling hall to win his little sister a stuffed Wooloo doll as big as she is. It's a good day

Ok so, environmentalism is one of the most important causes of the modern age, but as a dad at a birthday event I HAVE to say.... Electric go-karts really suck. There's no engine noise so it's just a maddening amount of squealing rubber. I close my eyes and it sounds like A Plague Tale

For the dummies and just general entertainment too. Know your skulls.

If you need a midday energy boost, holy fucking shit:

Oh my goooooddddd I just got a queen sized weighted blanket

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

No wait hold up, #pokemonZA even has hostile architecture?! The game set exclusively in PokeParis where you cannot enter ANY BUILDINGS has HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE???? THIS IS JUST POKEMON: HOMELESS EDITION

No wait hold up, #pokemonZA even has hostile architecture?! The game set exclusively in PokeParis where you cannot enter ANY BUILDINGS has HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE???? THIS IS JUST POKEMON: HOMELESS EDITION

There is a BOYCOTT of Spotify now that they have decided to run ICE recruitment ads. #boycottspotify Let's give them the treatment we gave Disney not long ago.

It's official: I canceled my Spotify plan, specifically explained it was due to the ICE ads, and then permanently deleted my account. #boycottspotify #fuckICE

Yes, we CAN imagine if a Democrat did that. Yes, we know the response would be totally hypocritical. We also know this is performative and deliberate, and not worth further comment. We really need you all to move past the last ten years of naked spite and catch up with us in the present, please.

Geez what the HELL did they do to those servers

Naturally I'm home sick with a raging double ear infection the day half the internet disappears

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Got to troll a pro-life "debate" on TikTok. Dude was constantly interrupting and insulting this woman trying to talk. I got the chat started laughing about how emotional and hysterical he was being, to the point where she called him out on it. Wouldn't you know? He got even MORE emotional

Liberal in the streets, communist in the sheets; call that seizing the means of reproduction

Me: I'd like to eat now please Microwave: Here's your scalding hot bowl of cold food, bitch

Oh neat a new pokemon game is out, let's see what the various reviewers have to say about OH NO 😱

boss time

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