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An object at rest cannot be stopped!
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Andrea Junker
5 days ago
If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
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It's weird to be eating popcorn and watching a refactor...
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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics
7 days ago
"and the representative character of the tech guys trying to turn the federal government into their personal empire will be named Augustus Dorko"
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Claire Willett
10 days ago
in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy
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Cooper Lund
11 days ago
This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America
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Oliver Willis
12 days ago
Mr President a second Trump term has just hit the economy
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Richy Craven
14 days ago
There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?
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The confederacy lived on as a virus, kept alive in the family fortunes of slavers...
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BayBayFriend
almost 3 years ago
So basically if you become a ghost, the default settings will put you in the age and clothes you died in. What you want is to select, REVERT TO PRIME OF LIFE, in the Advanced Options submenu. Then you can pretty much just scroll through all the outfits you had in life, set body transparency, etc.
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Depraved.
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youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY?...
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Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
https://youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY?si=J26GRiMYc-odGuKH
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Olga Nesterova
about 1 month ago
Ukrainian cat activated. FPV drone eliminated. 🫡
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Weedle
about 1 month ago
Exactly one year ago today:
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Claire Willett
about 1 month ago
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
My father was a relentlessly self-degrading casino owner from Queens with high grade sociopathy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would tweet. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the phrase "prime the pump." Sometimes he would accuse popes of being weak on crime.
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jesse
about 1 month ago
Inviting JD Vance to every Yankees game
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Nire Bryce
about 2 months ago
tshirt that says 'oomkiller is my garbage collector'
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So donny is making a political demand by threatening a bombing? That's terrorism. The GOP supports a terrorist with 34 felony convictions.
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Katherine the Sixth
about 2 months ago
damn he’s stealing the centrist platform
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Robin-Yann Storm
about 2 months ago
“Hey look at that kitty.” “Wait you saw a cat? I didn't see a cat.” "Yeah, I saw a cat twice." “Shit, we’re being A/B tested!”
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Josh Fruhlinger
2 months ago
imagine someone saying they'd rather talk to JD vance than you. devastating
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Jon Green
2 months ago
given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
2 months ago
TSA: working, not getting paid and expected to keep showing up ICE: notably overfunded, to the tune of ~$200k agent salaries. assignment is to stand around, menace, or kidnap. We've recreated the plantation at the airport. How very America. Happy 250!
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Eric Columbus
2 months ago
Making the Strait of Hormuz safe for energy shipments would be a remarkable accomplishment, one that the world has never seen since the beginning of the month.
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BeijingPalmer
2 months ago
a billionaire must never make a decision because the billionaire can never be held accountable
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Evil, Corrupt, and Weaponized Popehat
2 months ago
Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist
2 months ago
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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Michael Hobbes
2 months ago
I used to think migrant workers in Dubai were exploited labor with no political rights but these days, they're exploited labor with no political rights.
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Martyn
2 months ago
From 2022: "Perhaps one reason why America’s national reckoning on police brutality took so long to arrive is because TV is conditioning its citizens to view cops as reliable heroes."
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Half of US broadcast network dramas are about cops
Perhaps one reason why America’s national reckoning on police brutality took so long to arrive is because TV is conditioning its citizens to view cops as reliable heroes.
https://qz.com/1872176/half-of-us-network-tv-dramas-are-about-cops
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Wheezy McWindedpants
2 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
2 months ago
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
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Aura
3 months ago
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𓇋 𓏏 𓉔 𓄿 𓈖
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Marisa Kabas
over 2 years ago
what fresh hell
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Potato Cat
3 months ago
That frigate was at the international fleet review in India BTW, along with US forces. This amounts to sinking a ship under a flag of truce so it's even worse than it seems
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Michael Mirer
3 months ago
Tired: Misperceiving the shadows in Plato's cave as reality. Wired: Betting on the shadows in Plato's cave.
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Good thing we're not creating any new Veterans...
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VA to reduce staff by nearly 30K by end of FY2025
VA on pace to reduce total VA staff by nearly 30,000 employees by the end of fiscal year 2025, eliminating the need for a large-scale reduction-in-force.
https://news.va.gov/press-room/va-to-reduce-staff-by-nearly-30k-by-end-of-fy2025/
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LeNooby09
3 months ago
new type of AWS outage: cruise missile
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CHOAM VP of Community Impact
about 1 year ago
You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES
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Andrew Lawrence
3 months ago
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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NY Times Pitchbot
3 months ago
It's time for the left to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy. by David Ellison, Jared Kushner, and RFK Jr.
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NY Times Pitchbot
3 months ago
Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.
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🏳️⚧️ Josefina 🇵🇹
3 months ago
I've been woimpilled It's time for some woimposting
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M. Nolan Gray 🥑
3 months ago
As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.
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Liberal Currents
3 months ago
“It was his very lifestyle that offered something worth aspiring to. Not a vision for society, but a vision for the individual: to say, do, and be whatever you want without consequence—not in spite of cruelty or selfishness, but because of those things.”
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What Trump Sells Is Impunity
Trump stands out in the GOP not for his racism, but his vision of emancipatory irresponsibility.
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/what-trump-sells-is-impunity/
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Max Berger
3 months ago
I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.
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The Onion
3 months ago
Become A Member. Get The Paper.
https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ
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Penj
3 months ago
Well his name isn't Thomas Readerton
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Eric Alterman
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