Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.

I've been woimpilled It's time for some woimposting

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

“It was his very lifestyle that offered something worth aspiring to. Not a vision for society, but a vision for the individual: to say, do, and be whatever you want without consequence—not in spite of cruelty or selfishness, but because of those things.” www.liberalcurrents.com/what-trump-s...

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.

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Well his name isn't Thomas Readerton

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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Tonight! George Santos and Rob Schneider!

Make Peter Thiel into the villain, Democrats. It's all there. He is the node that connects Trump, Vance, Palantir, Musk, Epstein, and so many other terrible players. Just expose it and make him and Musk the face of these psychopathic billionaires ruining our lives.

Having literally written the book on the National Prayer Breakfast -- borne of the idea that God cares more for the rich and powerful than everyone else -- I can say this is the rare instance where Trump's grotesqueness is deeply appropriate.

Democracy dies in oligarchness

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

There are literally emails between Epstein and gargantuan GOP donor Peter Thiel like "as discussed we shud distroy society" and yet the right wing propaganda machine is smearing Lutheran soccer moms as being on Soros's payroll.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Can I just make fun of Bovino trying to make "turn and burn" some kind of Border Jargon? Dude hears a line from Top Gun and wants to own it...

jeffrey epstein is the kevin bacon of Horrible People Who Somehow Control The World

there's also a thing where elites who fancy themselves intellectuals also fancy themselves more capable that then plebes of understanding the REAL facts of the world that the masses must be insulated from lest they get maddened and confused /

Turns out that not only was Carlin’s “there’s a big old club and you ain’t in it” correct but also it’s a child rape club.

Just a worm who looks for the biggest pile of money around to prostrate before....

MELANIA wasn’t made for the critics or the coastal elites, it was made for the fans

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Seems like a good day for this gif...

Fuck Pocket Hitler and all his works. I hope the fine people if California spit in his food every time he goes out.

the reason the elite are so desperate to vilify hard-working people coming to this country to build a better life for their families, unleashing wave after wave of gutter racism in the process, is to distract from the fact that their incestuous degeneracy causes most of our actual problems

The combination of the image and headline

Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around

Heard the whoops. Guess da bears tied it.

Can we start calling these Roberts Investigations?

As 2nd plane crashes into World Trade Center, Chuck Schumer stands up in the rotunda, eyes blazing. “Al Quadra needs *much* better flight training!” he shouts. “And the American people demand cheaper ticket prices!” The applause is thunderous.

I agree with what he is saying about affordability. We can no longer afford to have Chuck Schumer as Senate Minority Leader.

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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think? Publisher: No notes.

Art: Dennis Goris

The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.

/4 Trump and ICE and the rest of the fascist scum can murder and lie and oppress, but they can’t kill that decency that some real Americans have. They don’t have it, they are inadequate without it, and it infuriates them. But they can’t kill it.

Actions have consequences.

Gotta love it when your intl Corp needs to start moving hosting offshore, because nobody wants their data under him...

rip jeffrey epstein, you would have loved grok

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Seeing as its now 2026, here are some predictions for the year 2126, 100 years into the future...🧙🔮 1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere 2. Grumto will be in every plob 3. Floating belldingles 4. Compulsory obloids 5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness

Mamdani is out here reducing crime on day one.

Grumbles and shuts down the subspace transit network...

Is there a way to screw the shadow banks and their investors?

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers