Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin

Billionaire tax panic, Massachusetts shrugs. #econsky

People ask us why our books aren’t on Amazon and, pardon our French, it is definitely 100% because Jeff Besoz is a big dumpy sack of moist sawdust and pubefloss & we love our comics too much to feed into his nihilism engine.

this ended nancy maces career

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An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream

Amazon, UPS, Dow, Nike, Home Depot and other companies plan to cut a combined 52,000 jobs, with several saying they needed to slim down their workforce amid lingering economic uncertainty and mounting pressure to invest in AI. ft.trib.al/N0P6GuU

In response to the killing of two U.S. citizens by federal immigration officers, Apple CEO Tim Cook sent a note to his staff praising Trump for “his openness to engaging on issues that matter to us all”

adults are no longer running the show. our entire government is just this now.

Looking like a cast member of The Adams Family

lovely seeing everybody going OHHH I HOPE HE FUCKIN ATE IT

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Full EP from @ayemammoth.bsky.social with some bass parts from yours truly ayemammoth.bandcamp.com/album/universe

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

The Minneapolis mayor and police chief do not get it. By admonishing protesters, they are telling the WRONG PEOPLE to de-escalate and remain peaceful. They literally told everyone to go home tonight. This is not going to solve their problem.

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

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I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment. spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...

ME: I just invested our life’s savings in updog coin WIFE: what’s updog ME: *sobbing* not much just going bankrupt and destroying our family what’s up with you

Trump: we will INVADE Mexico and KILL their women and CHILDREN!!!! The liberal in the replies:

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Listen to my big ol' bass parts

These red hats will believe anything

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Will brings up she can do this because her campaign "virtually prints money," but her campaign virtually prints money because she does stuff like this. There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.

if i didn't know better i'd say elon's post reads like a satirizaton of cube's post

if ur having a hard time dating or talking to women the number 1 rule is you gotta stop looking sad. Only dudes with small dicks who get no bitches are sad. You gotta look happy

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas

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NEW MEGA MAN GAME ANNOUNCED!!!!!!1

Ruled. Second best movie in the Predator series. Fourth best movie in the Alien series. boxd.it/LeK6

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

“I really believe that if I didn’t have [my] birth certificate, I would be somewhere in a facility,” one resident said, recalling that one of the armed federal agents who stopped him on the street aggressively asked if he was from Ethiopia or Ghana. With @mlk50.com

YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual

I consider myself a Wally Wood fan (with several originals of my own) but... I didn't know about this. Apparently in the early 60's Wally pitched a Sunday newspaper strip showcasing famous people, and made up some presentation pieces, like this one.

The final piece for Xenovember! 30 days of the #xenomorph, and to celebrate, I figured I'd round it out with something I've never really given proper dues to... www.instagram.com/p/DRr85V8kpTD/

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business. The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay. It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders. Textbook corporate greed.

it is really wild to me how much the Republican party line is that Americans are no longer allowed to be fat slobs, that we don't get to eat carrot cake or wear bucees branded polyester pajama pants to fly to Munich any more. fuck you! I'm an American!!

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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...