I’ve never wanted something more. This is the perfect city truck

“It’s my right to tell people they deserve to die” isn’t the clear-minded reasonable read you think it is

Untreatable car brain. Prognoses: 2 weeks

This is now a bikes account

Can this senate campaign ever shut the fuck up

Feeling like a king

(Guy who has little experience soldering entering chat) I have a damaged copy of Oracle of seasons that I’m trying to fix. All chips except for SRAM show 2.6+volts at all pins. LHS top to bottom, pins 1,12,13,14 all return .6 or less. Thinking this is why it won’t get past save screen. Thoughts?

well i also got a DM from kalshi if anyone cares

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said it is time for the Democrats to ignore party leaders, embrace a “new vision,” and call for the abolishment of U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.

Steyer continues to clean up in San Francisco, winning 46% of this late mail drop and posting a nearly 19-point net gain over Hilton. He'll want to get as close to 50% as possible in the next drop.

Not that i'm a Maine voter, but generally speaking, I have to draw a bright line here. If you're going to be a mercenary nazi rapist and ask for my vote, then you better be prepared to answer some pretty difficult questions about oyster farming.

Dear subordinate. You refused my dinner invitation. And then you publicly disagreed with me. You are fired. Neener neener

Fellas, is it cursed to pee in the pool?

GUY WHO MAKES 100,00 DOLLARS A YEAR: [reading about people with problems] Have you tried making a hundred thousand dollars, yearly?

This is the language they use against us. We must use it against them.

I had missed this earlier but holy crap, Anthropic will turn an operating profit this quarter. I’m genuinely blown away by this. And set to more than double revenues QoQ. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/mind...

Peak BlueSky

Slightly diminish a book: The Street

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Just making shit up. We absolutely destroyed those countries. Read a fucking book costsofwar.watson.brown.edu/paper/afghan... www.aljazeera.com/news/longfor...

The data is slightly more interesting than this and it’s worth reading about www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...

Malthus would like a word….

How fucking old is the average senior legislator

listen up, lefties: if you get out of the pool, you’re admitting defeat to the big diarrhea dog turd floating in the pool

One thing I really like about Bluesky is that people have confused “posts a lot” with “being good at posting”

Framing matters. This presents these vastly different outcomes as equal weights because they chose a bar

You can tell it to not make assumptions and ask you before guessing. You can then ask it to explain itself when it makes a mistake. Then it builds its own steering file to avoid the bad pattern going forward These prompts are asinine. Just have a conversation with the computer.

Anyone who believes this wasn’t paying attention and should no longer work in politics. “We let ourselves get walked over again and nothing changed! What gives?” Fucking scolds

you know, there's nothing quite like baseball. actually, hold on. now that i think about it, softball is a lot like baseball. you know what, nevermind. man. what a turd this post turned out to be, huh

Spooky keyboard

i think biking or being a pedestrian in any major city is enough to polarize anyone sane against the idea that driving is an absolute right, especially when you see how many people are on their fucking phones

I do all my photoshopping in PowerPoint and Paint Mostly just making memes by putting my coworkers faces on other photos

You should get your account suspended if you refer to somebody posting about something twice as a "crash out"

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

AI writes like a dork ass 5th grader taking an exam and it’s exceedingly obvious when people use its output verbatim. Its style is ass no matter how many special punctuation marks it uses (or doesn’t)

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

I have a perfect idea for fixing and funding this app simultaneously: make each reply cost $1, to be refunded when it is liked by the OP.

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

“40 reports”

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

What if we had a national retirement program that encouraged the elderly to not work, and by proxy allow the younger generations to become leaders

We did it fam

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

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