Call me crazy, but it kinda seems like there should be a more reliable mechanism for removing people from office than relying on their own sense of shame and the willingness of their political party to hold them accountable.

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Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if Trump declared himself Anti-Pope and tried to establish a new papacy in Florida. It would work out about as well as anything else he does but at least it would be more funny than horrifying.

My brain this entire fucking week:

Good advice, door. I’ll work on that.

We live in a world littered with the wreckage created by people who are good at one hard thing, who assume that anything else must be easy and therefore they’re already experts and since they’re so rich and successful clearly they are qualified to run everything.

*taps the sign*

Thank god Congress isn’t alive to see this

I voted for Trump and now I am living in a post-apocalyptic hell hole where I am slowly dying of radiation poisoning. But at least now no one is saying "happy holidays".

My latest. "The only place I know how to begin is here: We are at war, and I want it to stop."

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We have murdered Satire, and sit upon its corpse like a throne.

As a US senator, I do not support Donald Trump committing war crimes in Iran. But if I don’t let him commit them, I could be primaried by a far right challenger who also lets him commit war crimes, enthusiastically.

I sometimes imagine that Trump and all his enablers are locked in a vault, and they’re all allowed to leave as soon as anyone manages to teach him a single new thing, which he can demonstrate true understanding and mastery of. Obviously, everyone starves to death in this scenario.

I appreciate that the French have understood exactly what America is about for quite some time.

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

This is so, so well-articulated.

Who does he think won the Vietnam War?

DHS's Office of Industry Partnership was hacked by a group called "Department of Peace" and info about ICE contracts with over 6,000 companies is now published on @ddosecrets.org! Enjoy 🧊🔨 ddosecrets.org/article/ice-...

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

Or we could tear it down and just not replace it. ICE serves no real purpose, it's only useful for racist violence and, I know this is a hot take, maybe we should not do that.

JFC this guy was everywhere. He's like the Forrest Gump of Crimes Against Humanity.

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The least surprising news I have heard since discovering that Nick Fuentes is a virgin.

The concentration camps will not only be for immigrants, documented or otherwise. They already aren't. They won't only be for brown and Black people. The targets will keep expanding. It will not end. The only way it will is if we stop it. Both in and out of the system. There is no other way.

At this point, MAGA is just the party of nazi pedophiles. There’s no getting around it, no reforming it, no pretending it’s about anything else. This is who they are, and always will be.

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Roses are red Gender is performative I wish Valentines Day wasn't So heteronormative

Thinking about the time Leonid Brezhnev had a stroke, and then continued to rule the USSR for 6 more years, in which time he barely knew where he was or what was happening.

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

Speaking as someone who tames hungry ghosts for a living, this is highly accurate.

Time is a flat circle

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this. To imply that I had personal free will and agency when I walked into a voting booth and picked Mayor Bomberman is insulting." #McSweeneysTop20of2025

When people say they're excited for 2026

"New year, new me" says my clone, as he shovels my body into the incinerator

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Nobody ever lost any money by underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Here’s to 2026

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

If the Christmas carol movies have taught me anything, its that the true meaning of christmas is terrorizing rich people until they learn how to share

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There needs to be a word for "the least surprising face." This is like nominative determinism for faces. The face that launched a thousand restraining orders.

There have been some amazing parodies of Star Wars and almost no parodies of Dune. And, I mean, come on. "Spice Balls" is right there.

This entire weekend

Accusations of hypocrisy have never once been successful against right wingers in any context but especially in this particular context of child abuse. This is a very cogent explanation as to why and I wish everyone understood it.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About