This is the worst Victor Wembanyama will be at basketball until like 2040 lmao

I cannot believe how good and fun this basketball game is. And we're going to get like a decade of it. Fuck yes

Dylan Harper is unbelievable. I can't believe the Spurs have him, Wemby, and Castle. Better make your peace with this team now because they're winning 4+ championships

And thus began The Great Reddit vs. Bluesky Wars of the late 2020s. Or Dorks War I as we call it here in the year 2107

I think voters might be a little more enthusiastic about the Democratic party if their elected officials didn't so clearly despise them

Ausar Thompson step-over is crazy lol

I'm sorry but it's so fucking funny to look at a graph like this and be like "holy shit, we have a population crisis - and that crisis is that there aren't enough humans!"

This shit is more evil than a Trump speech. Being a smug asshole about putting diapers on babies is nasty work

Redefining Ageism to mean "acknowledging that old people lose their faculties and sometimes suddenly die" has been the biggest con of the last 50 years.

we got rid of the president of unavoidable high grocery prices to elect the president of avoidable high grocery prices

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake

Thinking about this profile from 2022 that opens with anecdotes KOC thinks sound badass but instead just reveals what an enormous, entitled asshole Daryl Morey is. www.theringer.com/2022/10/17/n...

Democrats MUST commit themselves to playing just as dirty as Republicans as a means to gaining national power, and then using that power to codify a 21st century Bill of Rights that evens the playing field for all. We cannot stick to 18th century texts - we need to rally behind something brand new.

"Why are so many turning to violence?" they ask while votes are being nullified, the Democratic party offers no path for change, and Republicans get to do whatever they want. People are getting fucking sick of this shit, and when they have nowhere else to turn...

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it

I passed the FSOT in 2017 but decided to say no and transitioned instead. Kinda darkly funny that they are trying to delete both of those branches from my life's decision tree

I find yesterday's events to be mostly uninteresting but "I'm here at the Hampton Inn you fuckass bitch Jim Acosta" is perhaps the funniest post of Trump 2. I'm going to repeat it to people for years

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

What are you supposed to call this man in bed

Long three from Jayson Tatum to give the Celtics a 6 point lead

The Eric Collins "WHAT" as Tatum shot the dagger was incredible. Can we get him to call every game

Love to read candidate statements in the election primer

This is the Bargaining stage. The Depression stage is next

I'm sorry, why aren't we calling him Sleepy Donald Trump?

Read this as Clavface and for a split second I thought we were getting a Clavicular bonesmashing biopic

This piece is an extended bit surgically designed to be Bluesky bait, & it worked. Watch the video! Piker’s just shooting the shit about the Louvre heist, but publishing it as Opinion changes the context considerably. Rest assured, anyone who could be convinced to “microloot” doesn’t read the NYT

Please send this to the Mets fan in your life. You can still make a difference

Ok hear me out. Infowars: The Movie w/ Seth Rogan as Alex Jones. Plot follows the Sandy Hook trial + the bankruptcy aftermath. Most of the movie is a series of flashbacks from different points in Alex's career. Movie would absolutely fuck

Now that the second sentence has been proven wrong, boy am I cheering for the first sentence

Ezra Klein is not a clever man. I have difficulty wrapping my head around how dumb you have to be to write this

The people who have brought the United States to this moment deserve every bit of contempt and sneering that we can muster. It's a normal response to Republican evil and centrist fecklessness.

This but unironically

Every single Philz I've ever been to has had AT LEAST 50% queer staff

This is why El-Sayed's question in response was so brilliant - there is no way to truthfully answer it without sounding like a blood and soil psycho. So Olivia is reduced to vague tautologies that don't really answer the question

Centrists would rather someone with a calm demeanor and genocidal beliefs over an abrasive demeanor with pro-social beliefs. MLKs white moderate that is more committed to order than justice. I care more about human rights than I do the use of mean words

One Angry Man

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

A loser's confession disguised as savvy wisdom:

I think I'm broken because I find this so fucking funny lol

Mentally where I’m at

Defining "therapy" not as a specific, rigorous treatment with guardrails but rather the action of sitting on a couch and paying someone to talk

"I don't think the NYT should advocate for human rights" ok cool I don't think you should be allowed to show your face in public without being yelled at or a pie being thrown at you

I saw it yesterday and my big takeaway was that while it was fun, the movie didn't really have anything to say. I guess that was by design but holy hell is that empty.

Gonna zag against people on this one - 6 months to a year of mandatory volunteer service in this country would be a huge net good. Great way to meet community and develop skills you can use later in your career. Military service though? Fuck that.

All I'm saying is, if you think nobody watches Hasan Piker and that he has no influence on the young leftists in the country, you are in a bubble and terribly misinformed. Love him or hate him, 30k concurrent live viewers every day is an enormous platform.