I think if you're against age limits in congress you should have to fly in a plane being flown by a 85 year old man who just had a heavy meal. Put your money where your mouth is.

Redefining Ageism to mean "acknowledging that old people lose their faculties and sometimes suddenly die" has been the biggest con of the last 50 years.

It's literally a Vogon ship.

Counterpoint. It's about Pete Campbell learning to be normal told through the eyes of Don Draper.

"Door dash is a disability aid" ass outlook. It can be used to way and useful to people who use it that way and still be problem. If we want this technology for disability aids it should be handled as a disability aid, made by companies who have medical use case in mind, and require a prescription

If it wasn't for Trans Mascs I'd have like 1 masculine friend. Thanks for being dudes but less creepy/insufferable.

Wow. Tommy Nicks is stupid by default but this one's a real treat. This is how all centrists are by the way, some just have a sense to hide it.

Not even kidding when I say The Batman: Part 2 is on my "Reasons To Keep Living" list

HATE this. I've got it. I'm thinking which unfortunately for the both of us requires fewer distractions not more.

People that want to treat posting praxis know this and are intentionally misleading people because they want to manufacture consent to return to Twitter. That's it. They're addicted to Twitter, want to go back, and are trying to gaslight people into thinking it's politically imperative.

Skipped out on a local metal festival because the AI poster was so off putting it made the vibes of the whole thing seem incredibly rancid.

Holy shit lol Seeing a person talking about chili for your neighbors on bluesky in 2026 is wild. It's like seeing a full caveman walking through Walmart.

I unmuted the birthday boy the other day because nobody uses alt text and he shows up on my feed constantly anyways and what luck. He's now word for word repeating the "digital marketplace of ideas" bullshit Elon spouts about the bot infested Nazi bar.

I remember learing about Disneybounding and the force of learning that there are Adults who are so obsessed with the mouse that they desperately need to subvert the "adults can't dress up" rule designed to keep children safe from predators hit me so hard it knocked me unconscious for 3 days.

Mallory McMorrow? More like Racist McStupid

I'm glad someone circled all the text in red or I'd have had no idea WHAT to do with this picture.

How many cycles of Dems gaining control of the government, refusing to do anything, letting the GOP control the narrative around the voter apathy they create, losing the government, then sitting on their hands while Republicans do what they want without a supermajority before these people to get it?

The only other time I've ever, in my 36 years on this earth, seen people claim that a technology was an inevitably that was going to become a standard whether we liked it or not it was NFTs. How are those doing btw?

It's not hard to avoid that conclusion at all if you have a functioning brain capable of stringing two independent thoughts together.

When you’re on a planned vacation, people start yelling at you, you manually ban everyone that yelled at you, but then people yell at you about manually banning people so you lie and say it was actually vibe coding …and your travel companions are just out of frame, also laughing.

I just want someone to figure out WHY cars make people stupid and selfish.

Well you see this user had 23 Strikes and hurting Aaron's feelings is actually 4 super-strikes which are worth the same as 2.75 regular strikes. When you have more than 7 strikes you're subject to a 51 hour ban but if you have less than 54 strikes you get the option to invoke the white cis male defe

I'm assuming they mean medical or scientific talent but what are the chances they're looking for someone who's really good at guessing how long to air fry things?

You don't often hear people call England by it's proper name so seeing it called Depraved Inbred Community in print is jarring.

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

hey so surely using an alt account to circumvent people who've blocked your account so you can screencap and post about them so your followers can harass them violates ToS right?

Interesting that this is nearly the exact same wording a certain birthday boy used before directing his followers to harass Trans women. Again.

Seeing a literal auditorium full of people in unison booing the idea of an AI industrial revolution and cheering for an age where there was no ai: "Um actually most people love AI and use it for everything."

If you point out the undeniable fact that the head of T&S likes his porn as close to child porn as possible without going over they'll ban you. If you do holocaust denial they'll give you a Bluecheck. Look guys it's finally just like Twitter.

we should stop calling video-based programs "video podcasts." a video podcast is not a podcast. it is a talk show.

Probably bad that a bunch of guys On Here appear to be suggesting marginalized people are only Genuine if they're agreeable & complimentary enough, but otherwise are larping identity as a scam. Seems like something big account "allies" may use as a loophole to greenlight abuse of people they dislike

If they can go this low they can go lower. I will only play it if you pay me $6 billion.

A good gateway to understanding politics is spending time wrapping your mind around the fact that people like this think they're 100% correct and sane and will die on this hill because at some point we decides learning and changing your mind is the worst thing you can do.

The atrocious name has got to be a big part of it. People feel embarrassed talking about it lol

My unpopular opinion is the the next president should stage even more assassination attempts.

Loool she's still doing the Chinese EV panic bullshit? Liberals are less than useless.

My headphones are breaking and the fuzz gets represented in the wave form making it look like I'm constantly shouting at the top of my lungs.

I'm convinced this lady is a plant. Nobody actually has political instincts this horrible.

*lists 3 things Biden lied about* BUT AT LEAST HE ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH! Libs are so far beyond parody at this point.

It was a huge mistake ever treating driving like an inalienable right instead of a privilege given to the people responsible enough to handle it. When your private property is a mobile 4,000lb chunk of metal that can turn me into a paste because you're texting your privacy rights are less concerning

It's a 6 year old game lol

Fourth-Grader With Shark Tooth Necklace Must Have Killed Great White https://theonion.com/fourth-grader-with-shark-tooth-necklace-must-have-kille-1819576502/

I do not care that someone is stealing $5 sandwiches and overpriced lip gloss. I do care that at some point a majority of Americans seem to have decided you can run red lights if you really want to bad enough.

The jokes understanders on the jokes understanding app are on the case.

People who glaxe Space X are straight up just being dazzled by the space nerd version of jingling keys.