Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

one of his best outfits tbh tbh tbh

👇 full of beer and regrets

i got inspired

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

BITE MY HIP

And of course, Spooky Month wouldn't be complete without a werewolf. Happy almost Halloween! :] #art #pixelart #mhart #monsterhunter #lunagaron

#art tried something a bit different stylistically with the sleepy bees so here’s some closeups

When are people finally going to realize that Damien Leone is a piece of shit.

The ppl replying to this with variations of “only two who cares/if the rest…” are the same ppl who refuse to take a STEP because it is the first not the only step needed. Two today means more tomorrow. Things have to start somewhere. Stop demanding perfection out the gate.

Every person who said the obvious misogyny in terrifier was Fine Actually owes all of us who told them so 100 dollars

Happy National Black Cat Day to everyone except this disastrously unprofessional model at the shelter today who would not hold still. 😠

It does truly infuriate and disappoint me that a clip of YongYea singing as Kiryu led to more long lasting, visible outrage and heated discussion from gamers than this shit.

1 horror movie every day of October: 24-POSSESSION, Andrzej Żuławski (1981)

1 horror movie every day of October: 6-CARNIVAL OF SOULS, Herk Harvey (1962)

Who wants to play a Strange Journey-like where I painted all the enemies?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have friends struggling through the shutdown, consider inviting them over for a family dinner this week. Make too much. Insist they take leftovers home. Some folks can't say they need help out loud but will appreciate the kindness.

Day 27 for #repostober Not-quite-Mari-Lwyd #darkart

Wife needs help at the end of the month when the house payment is due and I can't help.

Please read. I'm going through a rough patch right now.

"grizzly man" is upsetting, rage-inducing, horrifying, but also 50% home video clips of timothy treadwell saying directly to camera "a bear will never eat me! i will never get eaten by a bear!" so it is unfortunately the funniest movie of all time

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm

G.P.T - dashare.zone ADMIN

Please read. I'm going through a rough patch right now.

Banger piece by Natalie Adler on the ultimately dehumanizing and mainstream-affirming BIG SWISS and MILK FED, among others. The latter in particular I found deeply compelling and hot, but ultimately empty and insincere. lux-magazine.com/article/unhi...

I'm not a demon! I'm a human being! #jandriSFWart #onibaba

Look I know I don’t know shit about pokemon but Eevee is clearly a dog but some of the things eevees turn into are clearly cats and I don’t think that’s ok

If you ever feel like your sketchbook as an artist is not looking pretty or artistic enough: take a look at Gustav Klimt‘s sketchbook

As it's spooky season please enjoy some romantic monster man-bat vampyr art I did a few years ago~

I should do some more to be honest. 🦇

One piece trick or treaters come up to our house while I'm projecting The Addams Family on the garage. Kid: What are you watching? Me: The Addams Family. Kid: Ok, not even gonna ask... Me:

the most beautiful thing a woman can do is bounce on it (remembers feminism) uh i mean the most beautiful thing a woman can do is write a poem

Maybe this would be better as two parts 🖊️🦑

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

One it hits its finale Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is sweepingly one of the funniest movies ever made (obviously), but it really is Dracula and Larry tearing the house up in the background that kills me the most 😂😂😂

idk about you but I'm feeling kinda Sexually Suggestive (Cartoon)

fuck you *un-frankenstein's your monster*

Seeing Frankenstein with the hubs tonight!

Inventing a new word for when you excitedly invite your friends over to watch a horror movie they haven't seen before and then you realize the day of that it's a completely miserable, grueling experience

My sister texted me this and honestly I'm proud

In case you think this is a joke

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

Although this is probably the right way to go, there might also be some cool repurposing opportunities; like turning it into a homeless shelter, a museum of defeated tyrants, or a huge new rose garden.

I should have felled you at the very entrance to the river mouth. I should have fed your flesh to the holy bull.

if i see you wearing this shit i'm going to take them off your face and snap them in half

More good environmental news!! It’s possible to fix our mistakes!

The latest @allelitewrestling.com star to join the AEW Kids line is the Conglomeration's Orange Cassidy, illustrated and designed by yours truly! I slipped a fun little reference to @ofooro.bsky.social's classic Best Friends work for good measure! Get one today! www.shopaew.com/catalog/prod... 🤼