If you vote against trans right when they need you most I will never trust you. If you make excuses for people who put trans kids in danger we will never, ever be in solidarity. You either meet the moment or get fucked.

I heard the White House is getting tired of those jokes so they're designating bingo a terrorist activity in his third term.

New rule. A team on the receiving end of a big run can’t call a timeout until they score.

According to the Family Matters principle, the existence of Stephon Castle implies the existence of a Steven Cassel, who is tremendously annoying and clumsy at basketball.

Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

This week’s newsletter is about how we can do hard things but not everything we do is one of those. And also Charles Barkley and the power of telling-it-like-it-is for good! I think this is a really nice one!

Texas limits eligibility for Medicaid to families living below 15 percent of the poverty level, meaning that a family of three earning more than—get this—$4,098 annually is not eligible for any benefits. trib.al/xIxx6h8

Some people might call this “a breathtaking example of corruption completely at odds with the intent of the Founders” or “a declining autocrat recruiting his own personal army for future treasonous purposes” Probably not the NYTimes, but some people

The Tennessee Speaker of the House will remove all Democratic Caucus members from standing committees and subcommittees as punishment for their redistricting protests. Democracy dies in Nashville.

What the fuck is radically pro-transgender? Get fucked, Republicans.

some things you can really only do the once or they become rote but if I could relive one moment this here would be high on the list www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s67...

Once again, I’ll say timeouts should not be allowed during live play.

Denny Carter on the media's incessant sanewashing of the president and the presumption of good faith that allows fascism to thrive in the US: https://badfaithtimes.com/fascism-depends-on-the-presumption-of-good-faith/

Capitalism has gotten out of hand. I think we should dial it back to lowercaseism.

Time is running out on how history will judge you for your relationship with your mother. Mother’s Day Sale! $20! That and a large vase of flowers is ostensibly a gift. v.cameo.com/e/1HRsxH17X2b

“This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to, and just like pedophilia, once you get a taste, you won’t be able to stop,” Trump said in an instructional video posted to his social media platform

i think this guy is more or less a true believer in the insane garbage he promotes but none of it even goes together beyond just not being medicine. like did medicine fuck your wife or something

"The Food and Drug Administration withdrew studies supporting the safety and effectiveness of the COVID and shingles vaccines" www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...

Just hit all 6 food halls in downtown Houston. 2 were closed so we only patronized 4 but still a good day.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

"In grueling endurance sports like cycling, and now running, athletes are gobbling down unprecedented amounts of sugary carbohydrates, both in training and competition, via fast-acting gels and bottles loaded with glucose and fructose." www.wsj.com/sports/the-2...

Most recent show: NewDad at Bad Astronaut last week.

We all need to remember the ages of our starters and relax a little bit. Tari - 25 Alperen - 24 Jabari - 23 Amen - 23 Reed - 21

I am periodically surprised to rediscover that I am three years older than Alex Jones, who looks like his skin has been removed, tanned, run through a malfunctioning car wash, and then reapplied to his grotesque skeleton

We’re ready for the Rockets.

The New York Times writes about transgender people a lot, and yet it rarely talks to them. www.advocate.com/news/new-yor...

My excellent friend Claire Friedman wrote an Audible original rom com with an incredible cast, and I got to do a voice too! It’s out today and you can listen to it right now!!!

Saturday, May 16th | Lemonade Park Doors at 6, Music at 7 18+/minors with parents OK This is the one. Get tickets here: www.radkey.net $20 Advanced $25 Day of Show #RadFestKC #RadFest4 #Radkey #KCMusic #LiveMusic #FantasticFour #Volume4

Halftime: New York 83, Atlanta 36. I have typed these numbers correctly.

This joke has all the parts it needs. #standup #jokes #comedy #standupcomedy #funny The

Hell yeah.

We should be up 3-2.

Did Weird Al ever record “Unbreak My Wind”?

Here's the full thing on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=emxJ...

So we just stopped including download codes with vinyl, huh?

Devastating

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

I hate saying this band name out loud.

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

“There is a moment in your life where you see a bunch of evil shit happening, and you have a chance to stop something that is particularly egregious. And if you walk away from it, I just don’t know why you’re alive.” - @bencollins.bsky.social Really, you need to listen to this. Everybody should.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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Hell yeah.

Explosive & really outrageous revelations in here about a billionaire's private surveillance network completely run amok. If we can't stop Dolan from spying on us at MSG, let's at least cancel his sweetheart tax break. (1/2)

I've taken more than a few photos of squirrels over the years. Seldom have I caught one with its tongue sticking out! #wildlife #squirrel

The YouTube poll music is a banger. If you’re not dancing like Shakira I don’t know what to tell you,

This story is crazy! The Jim Dolan had a Knicks fan obsessively monitored at games just because she was trans.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

“My understanding is that there were students in my section who, through Fed Soc, had clerkships lined up the fall of 1L,” Kaufman said. “There is no liberal student for whom that’s the case.”