How long before “deadass” is gone? Are we close?

This pull-up chat gpt commercial looks like it was made by chat gpt.

a friend recently shared this with me and i'm obsessed — it's an MTV/VH1 simulator with almost 30,000 videos (organized by decade) along with special sections for things like 120 Minutes, Unplugged, Yo! MTV Raps, and Pop-Up Video (!!!) wantmymtv.vercel.app

Waterworld writer, to Kevin Costner: The movie opens with you drinking your own piss.

The ACLU has a Mobile Justice app that will automatically record video and send it to your local ACLU affiliate if you get attacked by ICE and they try to delete your video or steal your phone. It’s now available in 17 states and Washington D.C. www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/...

He looks like a 79-year-old Make-A-Wish kid

Star Crunch ice cream sandwich or GTFO.

It'll make you p sick to your stomach but this @pablo.show episode is a must watch rn youtu.be/7Bf1YQbfgiY?...

Here's 2 replays

NEW: A ton of trash ends up in Buffalo Bayou, Houston's urban waterway. I spent a morning last week with the people who clean trash out of the bayou with a sucking boat. A long the way, I learned about the never ending battle to clean up pollution. 📸/📝 by me: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

Another episode of “Jimmy’s Records & Tapes” drops today! Revisiting cover songs that are better than the original youtu.be/26vjGswzna4?...

Here's an update from the post I shared a few days back. The 21 year old youngster who protesting peacefully & holding a speaker and was shot in the face by #ICE point blank has been permanently blinded in 1 eye! Please share this story widely!

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

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Boom goes the dynamite.

Tough spot now for the Steelers, who will need two safeties in the final ten minutes.

I need @theonion.com to write an article about Trump announcing all IHOPs are now National House of Pancakes.

People heard that the DEICER app was removed from the app stores a few months ago. It was removed, but it’s not gone! You can't get it in app stores, but you can download a web app that works on both platforms here. deicer.org It seems important, with the recent escalation, to share information!

I can’t see a Burger King commercial without thinking of Dane Cook’s brother.

Fun fact: The USG considers perfidy in a non-international armed conflict (which the boat bombing scheme supposedly is) to be a war crime. Notable if the administration is committing criminal violations of its own (bogus) legal framework for the boat strikes. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...

Trump posts that he’s “Acting President of Venezuela”

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Once again, Trump is using hunger as a political weapon. In other contexts this would be called a war crime. In this context, you can just call it evil as all fuck. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/u...

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

Philadelphia sheriff Rochelle Bilal: “No law enforcement professional wears a mask…No law enforcement professional shoots at a moving vehicle. “What Trump’s private army is doing…is not only against legal law, but moral law.” Vows to arrest agents on site who commit crimes.

The difference between the parties for the last 30 years can be whittled down to one side thinking “Only kill people if you absolutely have to.” And the otter side thinking “Kill people if you are pretty sure you can legally get away with it.”

Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"

There’s no way any ethical journalist could look at those videos and think the story is anything other than what is clearly in those videos. It’s right there. In multiple videos. And eye-witnesses accounts. There aren’t two sides. There’s one set of very clear videos.

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Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists. Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election. Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot. It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

(first guy to go bald) haha what if we all wore hats, which I just invented for no reason

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Vile

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.” Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.

Remember when the NBA had them wearing t-shirts? That was ridiculous.

Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business

Wait, you’re all having black guys’ pee for luck?

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

This game put him to sleep.

@mattlieb.bsky.social My wife is referring to maternity leave as Mat Leave and it sounds like she’s talking about you.

Like, for the back of a car or maybe a bus.

Football players who draw crosses with their eye black are absolutely the same guys that complain about gay people shoving their lifestyle in their face.

It gives me great pleasure to announce that in 2026, there will be no Bingo cards at all

U.S. measles cases this year surpassed 2,000, the highest total in a single year since 1992. www.forbes.com/sites/conorm...

I took a cold ass walk followed by a hot ass bath. I contain multitudes.

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Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.