It makes a stranger stare.

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

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We are currently outside the ICE Broadview concentration camp where Sunny Naqvi’s family believes her to be held after being detained in O’Hare by federal authorities.

Toad looked at the ground. The seeds still did not want to grow. “What shall I do?” cried Toad. “These must be the most frightened seeds in the whole world!” Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.

The Supreme Court has sided with the Trump administration 80% of the time when making “emergency” rulings, often without explaining its reasoning. And it’s doing this at a record pace. bit.ly/4cybln3

“I am sorry,” gasped Frog, “but I could not catch your list.” “Blah,” said Toad.

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This isn't really important, what with the war and all, but it did make me feel a little better and maybe it will make you feel better too

Did you know that "young Sammie" and "older Sammie" did a Tiny Desk today? Yep, Miles Caton and Buddy Guy performed together #Sinners youtu.be/m5XxOLdMSS8?...

Your support makes a big difference and is greatly appreciated. Every contribution means they can have a meal, afford medicine, and provide for Mila. tinyurl.com/Ohnkd

I am shaking with anger. This fucking administration is evil to the core. Join your neighbors and find ways to fight back. You are called. You cannot stand by in silence or inaction.

I did not know about this amazing organization local to me and now I do and I love it.

perhaps I have made a mistake

do i understand correctly that a couple days ago the president in some kind of fugue state hallucinated the idea that he was sending a hospital ship to greenland to treat an outbreak of some invented plague, and the governor of some state was like yes sir i am proud to be on this voyage with you

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

Fear not, Greenland, for we are sending you our unaffordable healthcare that will surely be better than your *checks notes* free healthcare and we are also sending *checks other notes* measles 🫡

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love! [twangye charminge lute riff] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye: *Ich am yn love!*

A one-of-a-kind bookstore in Alabama sells all hardcovers, virtually all first printings, all signed, and, except for a handful, all for sale at the regular retail price. “Our books don’t cost more,” its proprietor likes to say, “but they are worth more.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/x4XM8K

I thought it was Tuesday.

Good morning from Harlem ​ #GoodMorningFromHarlem

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

WCK teams are serving hot meals to communities in Chile impacted by recent wildfires, and this weekend, every meal came with a rose or a chocolate to celebrate Valentine's Day. In times of crisis, a small moment of comfort & connection is a reminder to families that they’re not alone. #ChefsForChile

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The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

vansickle paint can, atlantic, iowa, 1988

The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them

My man just cruises by his search party, not even a head nod. 😐

I've been working on salamanders! I'll have some in the shop in the next few days

I have to turn off the thermostat when I use the shower. If I forget, the water turns excruciatingly icy every time the heat kicks in. The corresponding periodic screams from the bathroom make Cat™ very unhappy, so I give her treats. But what about me? Where are my treats?

10/ We’re not done reporting. Please get in touch with us via Signal at 917-512-0201 if you or someone you know: • Has worked at an immigration detention facility • Has been detained at such a facility • Has info about the companies contracted to build and provide services

3F. Window seat, bookended by immediate vacancy, and Keanu will 1000% keep an eye on my stuff when I go to the bathroom and make sure the flight attendant doesn't take my tiny cup of soda away.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

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The Wayback is now so load-bearing we should be protecting it with our actual lives

I think the big problem is that we’ve been taught that you’re supposed to somehow balance staying informed with being mentally stable right now, and I am here to tell you that’s wrong, you’re all supposed to be losing your goddamn minds right now, so good news everyone you’re doing great

It seems that it is time for me to test-drive the mute function. That said, I hope that motherfucker burns.

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Can you still say "Rabbit Rabbit" if you accidentally speak to your cat first thing? Like, does it count if she doesn't answer back? Asking for a friend.

People talk about our food killing a medieval peasant, but in the Middle Ages they were drinking viscous beer made with egg whites and flour that made you shit yourself

An advance look at the cover for next week’s issue: “Targeted,” by Till Lauer.

What is obvious to me is that a lot of people deeply care about their neighbors and this country. They didn't think we would. We do.

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

Are antibiotics still a thing, or is the current administration dictating a raw-milk treatment protocol for late-stage syphilis?

I’m done with this shit. This isn’t a game. And if you don’t realize that the work of Judges Xinis and Boasberg and Ellis has been an essential part of forcing this administration to account for its actions, you’re not a serious person.