This is very Hakeem Jeffries coded

Ladies, what do you recommend I buy at the store in preparation for this winter storm

If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

Jfc are lunges miserable

If you’re lucky enough to have representation in the house please call in my honor 😭 813-213-3989

Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster.

I’m kind of hype for this snowstorm tbqh, but only bc I know I’ll have no reason to need to leave my apartment

Feeling very reply guy today sorry bout it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Other world leaders better shun the fuck out of this monster. I don’t wanna see anyone in attendance of this speech 😤

I don’t know two cuter short kings! Do you??

There’s a once in a generation opportunity to build governing power for working people coming up. We’re endorsing @janeese4dc.bsky.social for Mayor of Washington, D.C., and @robertwhitedc.bsky.social for Congress to represent the District of Columbia.

Check out my new leather from MAL weekend shopping 🙂

Someday soon I'll lock back in but right now I'm enjoying being unlocked

Denmark’s center-right party with a more strident statement than anything coming out of Chuck Schumer’s mouth these days.

whoever has my voodoo doll finger my ass a lil i’m so bored rn omg

If we can’t be sluts together then what’s the point?!?!?

Every single post that's like 'here's a timeline cleanse' or 'interrupting your doomscrolling' is fantastic and I love them all, genuinely just extremely useful interventions / breaks that knock you out of a spiral. Do not stop them 👍🏽

Lmao just posted my August 2025 photo dump on IG but none of this is real anyways so who cares if it’s coming 5 months later!

That’s a wrap on MAL weekend!

If we’re really romanticizing 2016, let’s bring back the clowns

I’m so sorry, Europe, but you’re all about to find out about one of the most pathetic men alive

Good morning cuties the sun is shining with not a cloud in sight 🤗

I love kissing gays in the dance floor 🥵

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

I love being gay

I love you all but I truly hate this 2016 photo trend going on I’m so sorry sisters

"Being homeless is illegal." "OK, give me a home." "No. Leave." "Where do I go?" "Leave." "I don't have a car. Or money for a bus pass." "Well, hitchhiking is illegal. Guess you're stuck." "Yeah." "That's illegal. Leave or we'll arrest you." Government Oppression is going to come for us all.

twitter is down so you know what that means: biannual underwear pics from hot guys who never jumped ship

Slayyyter spring, Slayyyter summer, Slayyyter all 2026 yeah that’s what the streets are saying

I feel like I deserve a little treat today 🥺

Kms POSTPONED! Fairy gymmother @aussie-himbo.bsky.social came through with AirPods 🥰

Oh woke up at 4am when I definitely was trying to sleep in extra because of a late night today and then got to the gym only to realize my headphones AND the back up pair I always carry were both left at home??? End me now

i realize that time has marched on, the people have found new pastures, but i have not. i am still here

Delete Spotify

We love a Presidential candidate who collapsed like a lawn chair at the slightest pushback

Feels like nature is healing seeing an oomf come back to bsky after an extended break 🌱

Fridays on Bluesky:

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

Members of congress cannot even stand up against military action against a city in their own country.

ICE, who should be tied directly to the republican party you’re theoretically trying to beat, is tear-gassing children and dogs for fun

a reminder than melissa barera was fired from #scream7 for supporting Palestine and jenna ortega followed her so i sinceeeeerely hope you won’t be watching that shit !!

VOTERS WILL GET TO VOTE ON ENSHRINING GAY MARRIAGE INTO THE VIRGINIA CONSTITUTION 🏳️‍🌈

A run into broad jump burpees into a run…creator of Hyrox I have some words

😛 #humpday #gay #thong

i’m not voting for an extension of mayor bowser, @janeese4dc.bsky.social all the way!

Gay guys stop doing photo prompt tweets that involve you posting pictures of yourself when you were under 18 challenge

it’s almost astounding how different @democrats.org Posting™️ is from dem leadership in real life - why are you good at drumming up engagement for clicks but do nothing with the organic momentum of the moment? anyway, abolish ICE

You’re all welcome!

How I need to be 😩