Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

In California, some wealthy person can hire a lawyer to file a CEQA lawsuit to stop building an apartment complex for effectively any reason.

*heavy excited breathing*

The complete and utter failure of the metaverse is a reminder not just of the fact that the future Silicon Valley is force feeding us is not inevitable, but that quite often these oligarchs quite simply cannot relate to real people. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social writes.

US Postmaster General David Steiner says the USPS could be out of money to pay employees by October 2026. Yes, you read that correctly - One month before the midterm elections when mail-in ballots are sent and returned. Steiner was personally backed by Trump and replaced DeJoy in May 2025.

Meeting mutuals in person is so stressful because what’s going to happen when they realize that I’m even better in person

I want my tombstone to say “He *liked* having a third but he *LOVED* being a third”

I hate to break it to you bb but you’re the house boy 🫶🏼

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Love muting words. Today’s victim is the NYT opinions articles. Wish I had thought of this ages ago

From now on only calling gay men a power couple if they both have a mustache game this strong

Would you stand in a dark field for 4 hours to create this? Is it weird that it makes me happier than almost anything else?

When will I find a house boy that makes me dishes that look this good 😩

All of these are policies they're already supposed to be following. So why would anyone believe they'll start following them in exchange for DHS funding. I mean, come on. The proper response to "We won't deport U.S. citizens if you fund DHS" is, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog

Celebrating St. Paddy’s day in a culturally competent way! (Just Irish exited a birthday party because the Uber arrived faster than expected)

I don’t respect holidays that lack the power to give anyone the day off

NEW: Jeffries may face a fight to become speaker in '27 even if Dems take the House More Dem candidates tell @axios.com their vote is not a given. "He's been failing to meet the moment," one told me Said another: "I cannot support this kind of leadership" www.axios.com/2026/03/16/h...

Convinced someone started a rumor there was nasty pig discourse and we just ran with it because all I see is people saying they don’t see it on their timelines 💀

Kissing your friends is sooooo important

I love celsius but there’s a certain je ne sais quoi about redbull that unfortunately has yet to be replicated

“good mor-“ BOOTS THAT’S MY EGO BOOST

😮‍💨

Content to be back home ☺️

To be clear, just one of the lessons.

Y'all are still supporting the Pussycat Dolls when Nicole is a Trumper 🤢

Never beating the reply guy allegations and proud! Why else are we following each other if not to encourage debauchery, scandal and the occasional emotional support 🥹.

Just minding our own business

Okay so we all agree Target’s new CEO bribed multiple news outlets to write “the boycott is over” propaganda despite no evidence to support that statement, yeah? The boycott is VERY much still on. Target may have changed leaders, but its anti-DEI policy that led to all of this is still in place.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

two pedo countries just destroying the world 🇺🇸 🤝🇮🇱

Ok well fuck that guy

I guess it's technically humpday now

Truly a perfect news alert

Since Trump’s election: 🔵 Democrats have flipped 28 state legislative seats 🔴 Republicans have flipped 0

Thank GOD

a little back workout and stretches in the morning do the body good

a reminder that this is a near-perfect album that got lost in the success of golden hour’s AOTY win. just beautiful, funny, heartbreaking, folk music that’s in on its own joke; made for people who grew up in the kinda small towns they make fun of on tv. justice for pageant material!

@saderbrioli.bsky.social be funny Sometimes.

My religion is whatever you call this situation

I just don’t understand how all of a sudden I’m taking like 7 pills a day

this is incredibly horrifying

some of you need to put down the pokémon and pick up the albolene.

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

The gym should be a welcoming place for anyone and everyone but not teenagers.

bdsm stands for buenos días soy maricón