Just once I'd like to hear a TV news anchor say, "Sir, that's not true, and if you keep insisting it is, we're going to end this interview to protect our viewers from further disinformation. And we won't invite you back."

Trading my Sunday Scaries in for a Freaky Friday moment

All my boyfriends partaking in the over 30 selfie thread yup!

I could get used to Winter in South America 🇧🇷

I love when bloomfs post selfies and are feeling their oats. Like yes you better work!

If I see another ripped yt gay complain about losing their abs because of last night…

“Who wants to read *literature* when group sex scenes are available??” -My dearest MIL

Steam Room

Can’t wait to show you all my tan line by the end of this beach trip 😏

Bloomfie going back to posting naked thirst traps and they’re so goooood

well, what we really need is an eleka-nahmenon? a what?? an ELEKA-NAHMENON!!

Getting stuffed on Thanksgiving as God intended 😋

No my husband is just a dummy who can’t find things in a bag…

Day 3 of vacation and I’ve lost two external battery packs thus far 😙✌️

vers AND poly? god forbid we make a decision

No place like the middle 😊

seeing as bsky is never going to improve the disaster that is Discover - i found For You; it’s based on your likes, other people liking those posts, and other things they’ve liked you haven’t seen yet basically: here are active accounts you might not follow that match your likes 🫶🏼

You were hot until I found out you still used tw*tter.

Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn

Let’s not forget about 10% of the House is over the age of 75 so really anything could happen!

Re-skeeting to save a lip 👄

Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻

If you get follow me from your alt TELL ME because I never follow back since I try to keep my account safe to view in public! However if I knew who it was… 👀

My favorite part of traveling abroad is going back to my full fledged getting ready for bed routine. The way my teeth about to ache after not having a retainer in for weeks is gonna hurt so good

Okay but why was the tile in this bathroom so beautiful

j+s / duality

She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago

I don’t think anything will ever get more of my political energy than supporting @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social’s primary challenger.

some of yall celebrating recycled cock friday with these weekly reposts idkkkkk

Still thinking about how the “yuh” version of Ariana Grande slipped out when she hit that note on “anticipated” in I Couldn’t Be Happier

They can afford to pay more in taxes

Fucking hate getting haircuts because no one can ever do what I ask them to do and I’m pissed at the result nearly every time

What were we saying about having a green **ssy??? #WickedForGood

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Fascinated by religious deeply sexy gay guys

they are not in my tax bracket so i could not give a single fuck

In desperate need of a Celsius to finish the last three hours of the day 🫩

If every author in the class action filed a claim it would financially ruin the entire industry! 😊

huge slut for a cuddle puddle.

Annual reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group (pro tip: any Christian org with military terminology in their name or description is probably a hate group or at least sympathetic to them) if you have spare physical change, give it to a panhandler do not put it in the Bigot Bucket

Shopping time 🛍️

Jesus FUCK I swear gay men just get hotter as they age. So many of my friends and their friends looked fine af tonight

Not me looking like Raggedy Ann the day my rarely seen gym crush comes to work out at the same time as me 😩

she’s giving ‘my pussy green, so what?’ i liveeeee

doctor: you have 4 hours and 58 minutes left to live me:

Come In, the water is freezing 🥶

that's me in the corner that's me in the spot-light forgetting why I went to the kitchen