we need to be done posting past photos of ourselves. most, if not all, of us have been on the internet for the better half of this century. if you wanna see me in 2019 then go Instagram and scroll, baby.

Love how my 8 course tasting menu brought 7 wine pairings that were basically full pours plus a welcome cocktail and so now I’m drunk and spinning in my room weeeeee

a time-honored tradition for key affiliates of disintegrating Nazi regimes

They made her a cake at work lmao

Honored to receive the endorsement of the DC Young Democrats. Together, we’re uplifting the next generation of leaders and building a DC where young people can thrive.

The only 8” a man can give me that I’d have any use for is a tennis bracelet

🖤

The Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of their land 100 years ago. They sued, got the land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning and build 6,000 new homes over the loud objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs. Now other tribes are getting in the game.

people who whine about bluesky are seriously undervaluing the lack of ads, bluechecks, and grok 🤮 who tf cares about engagement i have peace of mind and sexy gorgeous men on my skyline!

I’m sorry but why are we paying $130 for 8 pairs of underwear when yall could be sending that money to me instead

Every time

I see candidates saying something like this and it’s an automatic sacrifice of a coffee/movie rental so that their campaign can get five more dollars

The automatic drag to the top of the timeline because I graze the top of my phone is honestly my thirteenth reason why @support.bsky.team can this pleeeease become a feature we can toggle on and off

“What radicalized you?” Getting two business degrees and having to interact with the type of people that get business degrees

Hump day with @jotomami.bsky.social brought to you by Portuguese beach day

Can someone give Rose Gray a damn music video budget? She should be in the GGMVN rotation

Hi, hello, it’s Miss New Tits

Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.

Some of you stupid bitches need to be reminded that you are loved by many who want to see you bloom into the best version of yourself you can be

The thing about AI isn’t that it will lead to a singularity in which computers enslave all of humankind, but rather that it is a dream of guiltless slavery for some: a world in which real wages race to the bottom against threats of eventual unemployment while a select class pockets excess profits.

My mental health would be so much better if someone sent me $50k rn

Your favorite pansies!

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Attending a straight wedding today, looking forward to seeing how many men still have the tacking stitches on the flaps of their suit jackets

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

Kumori this Kumori that how about instead you K** o* m* ****

When will she wear it? Nobody knows!

Don’t forget there’s only 10 summers in your 30s

Sleeveless > Tank

Every state should take a page out of Hawaii’s playbook on tackling Citizens United

They worked tf outta her! She can barely stand

Period

THIS ASSHOLE GILLEN MAY YOUR ROT IN A VERSION OF HELL MADE JUST FOR YOU

🗣️ WHEN YOU ARE GOOGLING SOMETHING JUST TYPE “-ai” AT THE END TO REMOVE THE AI SUMMARY FROM POPULATING!!!!

good boy, new thong

Fucking terrible idea, we need to do everything we can to undermine the idea that people shouldn't pay taxes. Taxes are not a punishment, taxes are how we contribute to the collective welfare of society.

Need someone to sit behind me and and just play with my nipples while I grind on their cock 😖

Happy humpday y’all

I just truly hate Apple Maps. Having me turn left on one of the cities busiest North-South streets like gtfo

She came with receipts!

Dim light

Somehow have less than three meetings today which means my ass is gonna be working from the roof cheeks out all day long yessss

There are soooooo many hot guys on this app and you choose to repost AN AI MALE THIRST TRAP??

AI will pry my em-dashes out of my cold, dead hands

Come

Judging every fag that watches Eurovision HARD