What a fucking beautiful moment.

Been working through these slowly and they are fantastic. Unsettling and odd and often, I’m not sure I could say exactly why. There’s one about a man who has someone leaving flowers outside his door which really bothered me.

OK I've got enough done to announce that DISCOURSE 2000 will be BACK BACK BACK next weekend covering DAN DARE THE VISIBLE MAN COLONY EARTH MACH 1 & MACH ZERO WALTER THE WOBOT JUDGE DREDD: THE CURSED EARTH DEATH PLANET ANT WARS #2000AD

Finally—back to my drawing board. It's been a long, long time I couldn't even set foot into my studio (our late son Mike did the electrical wiring & work; the hole in my soul the size of Mike was just... to... raw). Relieved I still have some drawing chops left.

At the

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

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Fine, I will write the next James Bond. INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through EXPLOSION BOND: This film is for grown ups

Am guilty of this. Wrote some crime books and went to a cover designer - was told I had to “follow the market” and, lo, three books with “silhouette figure with back to camera, against a moody background”. What a rube I was.

Companion piece

Only today you can still pre order Our Soot Stained Heart episode #1!

“She’s so mean” They’re all such fucking fannies.

sound on. I’m still laughing

Grew up in Suffolk but lived in Stoke for long enough to get (most of) the accent and (most of) the phrasing. I absolutely cherish it. Things like how you “go the shops” rather than “go to the shops”.

Is there a link for this Open AI story this morning? Just seeing a “per Bloomberg” line and that’s it.

Two things: maybe if we ask nicely there might even be a reprint. Maybe…? And, two, wonder if any other artists fancy doing this with each other.

I also want to mention ALT TEXT. Now, with a flip of a switch, you too can let other bsky peeps participate in your shenanigans if they have screen readers or don't understand the context of your pix. (who is this person? Why should I care?)

One of the greatest films about art, persistence, effort and ingenuity I can think of. Fuck AI. youtu.be/94pCNUu6qFY?...

Apparently it's hard for a lot of people to understand that a lot of us use social media SOCIALLY, not to be hot dog faced with every bad opinion on the internet. "What, you don't want to be MAD all the time?" No. No, I do not. I would like to see posts about wrestling, boats, and dogs.

This is my Monday rabbit hole. youtu.be/w3YtX2ZRX9k?...

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

I watched a video but it didn't have a tiktoker superimposed on the bottom third staring at you and making small changes in their facial expressions and pointing upward during the runtime so I don't know what the video was about or how to feel about it

Watched Late Night With The Devil last night, and, boy, the AI title cards are the least of its problems. Holy shit, that is one terrible fillum.

my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!? st. peter: that’s right me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say

*Shaggy intensifies* Mr Louvre Louvre… MMMMmmmm

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This is the exact expression my cat makes when the dog wakes him up by cold, wet nose insertion.

Enjoying this a lot.

20th Century Men is coming in Italian, thanks to Panini.

Despite the headline it’s not George RR Martin personally going for them cos he’s rich and famous. It’s all of us. The test case used his work, but it’s about the plain-as-day issue that ANY generative AI ignores and infringes copyright, by passing off. That’s a win for basic law.

Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.

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Remember this story vividly. The art, naturally, is fantastic.

Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek

On Barry Davies’ birthday, let’s remember some of the finest football commentary of all time. Dennis Bergkamp. France 98. Poetry.

The good news: I think the nerves in my ankle are starting to switch on again. The bad news: FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

I’d hoped someone would post this. I never fail to be moved by this version. A great song, made better.

Dermot Power?

A commission of Yosser from "Boys from the Blackstuff" that I drew for Play For Forever (www.youtube.com/channel/UCn5...), an incredible archive of British films and TV plays 🙏

If I were running Labour comms I would commission an app called 'Will the Tories/Reform deport you?' then let the reactions on TikTok and Instagram do their work.

Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan! Happy Back to the Future day. #backtothefuture

This is a really, really good collection - just a great package, some really good stories, excellent art and a belting Bolland cover.

....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -

Dr Manhattan meme: It is 2025. Craig is baking a Christmas cake.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Timeline cleans. This entire thread is delightful.

At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume. They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.