I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose

hell yeah

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

dream jobs: - book editing assistant - ceo but im one of the good ones - construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)

Makes you think.

Here you go Smackdown October 17th 2002

SFX Magazine (1998) #godzilla

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

this will be my wrestlemania weekend

TEEJ IN VANCOUVER DYNASTY WEEKEND??? DON'T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO #TJPW

Who isn't already cursed but wants to be cursed? Only people without curses reply, please. Let's give everyone a chance, ok?

they should have thekla hatch out of a xenomorph egg

idea i had

My only feeling about how many belts a pro wrestling company has is that they should have at least as many competitive matches on TV each week as there are belts. That means AEW should be having three honest to god star vs. star women's matches a week, in addition to squashes or star vs. newcomer 🤼

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Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

have acquired my MLP/ROH tickets will have to see the good brothers, but it should be worth it~

carrying on with my silly little posts while the world falls completely apart:

If you press that button Francis Coppola drives to your home to watch with you.

i know the incoming storm is serious but there is something sweet about everyone from cold climates wanting to give their internet friends all the tips they know to stay safe. virtually wrapping my old scarf around your neck bc you've never needed one before.

leshia's cross-canada tour gonna end with a bang

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1959

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movie listings for dogs

turns out making an entire movie out of a famously weak act 2 was exactly as dumb an idea as it seemed when it was announced who'd a thunk it (everyone)

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

"Dreamcast", a haiku Each day he rises. Asks me, "Is it still launch day?" "Yes," I lie. "Always."

i hope this works 🖕 🧑 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👢 ⚡ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢

bus saga

this sucks, but it been known

always thinking about Early Tracey Ullman Homer dropping Bart in the bathtub and immediately assuming this very natural posture for a full second or two

19-year-old angela lansbury is in the remake and she's an adorable tart, it rules

what an optimistic poster, 'season one' this smacks of getting instantly scrubbed from the internet like that grease series

I saw an AI video of a coconut crab doing weird coconut crab shit which is completely unnecessary because if there's one animal that doesn't AI to look weird as fuck its a coconut crab

I went to see Anora with my baby brother and we both enjoyed a good movie, it's truly not that big a deal if you just act like normal fucking adults about things

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

really can’t stress enough how we just don’t have to go along with any of this shit, the world was made and can just as easily be made differently

oh

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

NO

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

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