We genuinely need social media to go back to: Post: I ate a burger. It was sooo good. Reply: oh hell yeah.

Hangman bring back that weird tornillo elbow thing #AEWDynamite

I expressed a vague sentiment about kinda wanting to get back into wrestling and a guy in a random discord told me to watch AEW, a thing I had never heard of

Why yall want me to attack a kid haha? He ain’t even in the match 😂

I think this is the single funniest frame The Simpsons

Cody vs. Dustin was the match that made me a wrestling fan and I owe it a lot

I do appreciate them always loading up the obligatory Costco People match with wrestlers that I actually enjoy

three Canadian PPVs in a year would be crazy... they need to announce shit ASAP so I know if I need to get Mystery tickets, too!!!

"Kids can't get enough of them. They're called Beanie Babies." "Beanie Babies" "Beanie Babies" "Beanie Babies" "それらは「bīnī beibīzu」と呼ばれています" "Beanie—“ "Beanie—“ "Beanie—“ "BEANIE BABIES"

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BATTLE CAT INSTEAD

It finally happened

people talked about the "monster of the week" xfiles like it was a bad thing. a monster! every single week! can you imagine!!

These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

That Granta thing is too much The 'use AI to detect AI' was such an amazing piece of grift on the part of the AI companies. Like infesting someone's house with rats and then telling them the only way to get rid of those rats is to use more rats to fight those rats

Wow porn AND anti-AI?? Playboy came to Bluesky and read the fucking room.

this is what 'begging the question' actually means, btw

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

i relate so much to bluesky i won't stop talking about wrestling and gay stuff, and break down twice a week

every time bsky goes down its because that guy put his. phone in the pool again

fuuuuck i hate dog owners [ 🤼 / #art / #aew ]

New statement from San Diego Comic Con on the Eisner-nominated anthology using AI:

THIS IS MY SERMON

BIG LOVE's central "joke" is "what if the most terminally heterosexual people in the world experienced sexual marginalization" and it fucking slaps basically every time. They're queering heterosexuality and furious about it.

Guy who has only written Welcome to Night Vale, watching his second genre pastiche: Getting a lot of 'Welcome to Night Vale' vibes from this...

patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show

I don't think this ever happened to be, I think I liked every movie I ever saw until, like, War Horse

this is so funny like they want you to be so hyped for a pic so dark you can barely see anything

Guys. The Ancient Greeks weren't white. They were more like cephalopods than modern humans -- their skin was bioluminescent and constantly shifting its color. And they didn't live in in idyllic seaside villages; they could only survive near deep-ocean vents. They DID have Matt Damon accents, though

who among us

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

remember when Kevin Knight signed a dual contract, did BOSJ, and then never wrestled for New Japan again?

guess who just got 50 bucks from the bread class-action lawsuit??? double or nothing is PAID FOR

No one ever talks about all the nice dreams people had about Winkie's Diner

Wet the line! wet the line!

my pick remains, as it has been for a very long time now, a british man under the age of 30

why has AEW seemingly quietly killed All Elite Arcade and the Bronami Code? maybe they'll retool things once they have New Day? but some sort of announcement that the existing shows were ending would have been nice...

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Awful machine. Soulless device made by fools. Despicable contraption of discontent.

Whenever a big discourse comes up about Bluesky I maintain my long standing view that this is the only perspective to have on posting here

I like how before Fairway to Hell everyone was like "why is AEW doing this" and now the general consensus is "there is potential for infinite beauty if AEW keeps doing shows like this".

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

This was my heated rivalry

while I do respect the boldness of the booking, whenever I see Kurara with the red belt I'm filled with such an overwhelming sense of "...her?" #stardom

I love when travel shows use really shallow depths of field… that city you spent $400k flying everyone out to? That’s the last thing I want to see

well, at least I'll be able to buy the PPVs on there now!