who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Write a tragedy in four words "I asked ChatGPT about..."

get in, no time to explain

Come on, come on. You got this.

Lots of people saying things like "He's not senile/mentally ill/decompensating/unhinged, he's just evil" and I just wanna say: Two things can be true.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Paying attention is now the leading cause of heart disease.

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

I've harped on congressional war powers for a long time and we do need to fix all that, but threatening to invade Greenland while ranting at Norway about the Nobel Peace Prize and imposing trade sanctions on NATO is more the kind of thing you can only fix by not having a literally insane president.

“It is midnight within the moral order … The most inspiring word … is that no midnight long remains. “Our eternal message of hope is that dawn will come.”

Share a television show that raised you

"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy." - Umberto Eco, "Ur-Fascism"

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

everybody shut up, it’s swan team 6

These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.

He would be marching against ICE. Honor Dr King’s legacy and fight for what is right. Make good trouble.

Participation trophies, honorable mention ribbons, certificates from a Jiffy Lube, just send them all

The Lovecraft Sextet - "The Horror Cosmic" (Doomjazz > doomscrolling) #nowplaying #nowlistening #musicsky thelovecraftsextet.bandcamp.com/album/the-ho...

Danial Ryan. www.tampabay.com/blogs/media/....

Today I am elaborately plotting a murder and the bungled robbery it is meant to emulate. I am also trying to pin down the tell tale detail that means it's detected, so I'm not all bad and you should ignore my search history.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

Why I love horror. Also: this is not just a post about horror.

Bandcamp has banned AI music. The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp." stereogum.com/2485199/band...

please let us have this one

If you watched his most recent press conference, this tracks.

Just did a doomscroll. America is still beset by enormous quantities of suck. So here - have some Magilla Gorilla.

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US. If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.

Murder at sea. Murder abroad. Murder at home. SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.

This is so dirty it should be on OnlyFranks.

Everyone wanna be a crypt keeper, no one wanna actually keep the crypt

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Guillermo del Toro gets it. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

The only topic #cartoon

My health insurance refuses to pay for an induced coma as an elective procedure.

I can’t afford a fancy panic room, I have to panic where ever I am, like some kind of peasant

This is the inspiration I needed today 💚

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.