I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere. You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it. Leave.

my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

So @joshstrifehayes.bsky.social and a few others may have figured out the recent YouTube shenanigans. YT is fucking with how desktop views are counted. Josh’s findings line up with my analytics too. Big drop in desktop views starting around Aug 10th. youtu.be/QGS_bBaC8WM?...

Mecha Hitler said a few unsavory things about Jews, women, minorities, and called for the subjugation of anyone who wasn’t a straight white Christian man, but it’s important to remember he argued with civility.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

If you're doing a Solid Snake impression you need to repeat every third statement said to you as a question "As a question?!"

I hope the shooter’s name is Mario so that Luigi knows his bro got his back

If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger

The test menu is cool because it lets you hear the music in this game by itself, and this game's got some jams

Sausage.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

I didn't even know he was sick 😔

Undertale

The Onion Film Standard: Our film critic reviews The Naked Gun (2025), which rejects the dark, gritty tone of its predecessor and bafflingly opts for comedy instead. Watch @NakedGunMovie, in theatres August 1. #NakedGun #ParamountPartner

Finally time for a big announcement!🚨 #TheNaturolls are teaming up with @demiplane.com to get more of YOU playing #Daggerheart! Demiplane and Roll20 have always powered our show and with their help, we're giving away the digital Core Rules + Art Pack. Like this, repost it, and follow us to enter!

Japanese Black Smiths during the Meiji Restoration:

Presenting a sample of "Give It All", a track from THE PRIMALS - Dark Decades album! Jam out and follow along with the lyrics! ⚡🐎 sqex.to/kSuQz

this made me laugh so much

he cant escape the horses

I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.

Life is such that I'm watching a clip of Big Brother Hall of Famer Dan Gheesling cheer on his anime horse girl. The world's really changed in the past 15 years lmao

What is your favorite way to win a game of Commander? Here is one of Sam's, for sure! From Shuffle Up & Play 78 with @rhysticstudies.bsky.social , @joshleekwai.bsky.social , and @spice8rack.bsky.social ! Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/BvKyY6avIeI #magicthegathering

“Dark energy coming from the store page and I will not be interfacing with it” goes hard

insanely correct opinion on blue archive

I told you we’d be back

FFXIV is trying out Bluesky! 🦋 Follow us and 🔁 while you're here so you and fellow Warriors of Light never miss #FFXIV news on Bluesky! For our fans around the world, be sure to check out our regional accounts as well! ❤️ @fr.finalfantasyxiv.com @de.finalfantasyxiv.com @jp.finalfantasyxiv.com

Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location? weatherstar.netbymatt.com

NO MORE DILLY-DALLY! IT'S #BG3 SPELLSWORD TIME! youtu.be/dS8rrFCVSBc

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon

Soundtrack of this RPG is truly phenomenal. I haven't been so impressed by classical composition since I first heard Arcanum: of Steamworks and Magick Obscura, I think.

Our full Original Soundtrack is available now. Composed by Lorien Testard and featuring vocalist composer Alice Duport-Percier and Victor Borba, our OST includes 154 tracks for a total duration of... Eight hours, nine minutes, and 33 seconds. store.steampowered.com/app/3405480/...

Just wanna echo all the glowing reviews for Clair Obscur that you may have seen. Imagine you took Persona, made it EXTREMELY French, added vaguely Sekiro-feeling boss fights where you’re parrying/dodging chains of attacks, and put it all in one of the most gorgeous/evocative game worlds ever.

my friends and i did a Nintendo DS bracket, this honestly was one of the best consoles of all time and this bracket proved it, completely randomized seeds, so many devastating decisions 1. Ghost Trick 2. Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver 3. Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations 4. Rhythm Heaven

Along the lines of what I was saying yesterday, it takes courage and vulnerability to be your true self to the world. To attack trans people is to attack authenticity. I don't want an irony poisoned world where everyone is afraid to be themselves.

American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere

This is so heartbreaking and makes nothing better and no one safer. It is the punitive act of an administration that values fealty over human health.

Magus 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Crono 🕯 Frog Marle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

just thought of something evil and fucked up

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Next Monday on Shuffle Up & Play it's a "Surprise For Spice!" Join the one and only Ally Beardsley, @tiddypills.bsky.social, and of course @spice8rack.bsky.social for a game of Commander like no other! Watch last week's episode here: youtu.be/JcGsaEfFAuA #magicthegathering

This is such a true and timeless statement that Hayao Miyazaki even had to go and mak a whole damn movie about it.