I'm gonna hold ur boobs when I say this

"you got games on yo phone?"

Broke: shrimp is bugs Bespoke: some bugs are really yummy

i need a kiss

There are only three adjectives She/Her , They/Them and Cool Hat

CHAAAAT IM SO COOKED

every November and December is so drainnnning (is this seasonal depression??)

"You're a little bit of a goblin, but not really" @realsquiddays.bsky.social

Remember, either everything can be sex, or sex can and will be defined by people who don't think you should be allowed to have it

recognized an unhealthy pattern stemming from a behavior of my parents haha

honestly chat i just want to get fucked so hard

pov you're a petulent worm living in my kingdom

saying this after getting teeth filled because he REALLLY had his fingers in there this time

I wonder what makes people choose a profession where they stick fingers in people's mouths if they aren't freaks

I need a demon tattoo and an angel tattoo and a tattoo with words and and and

"bethesda is a shadow of their former self" tbh i think the problem is that bethesda Is their former self and still think it's 2011

Yeah i get upset when playing games sometimes and that's because im passionate and emotional

of course gay people know how to dress?,,,, they were in the closet

"oh my god i didnt know bing chilling guy did wrestling!" - @realsquiddays.bsky.social

Blue Prince developer announces 'a plea for help': one of the game's lead playtesters 'has only a few months to find a living kidney donor' www.pcgamer.com/games/puzzle...

(to the tune of I Just Had Sex) i just ate grapes

"If your dick is in my ass, i'm in love with you" @coffeebeen.bsky.social

Im for the gays, the girls, and Rusty

sun tzu's the art of war: if your enemy has a weakness, exploit it. grown man who is afraid of seed oils and women: woah.

Peppermint is back in stock at starbucks!! Dont forget to manage your seasonal depression!!

I need to sleep but I also can't sleep

being a woman means that I can slurp my spaghetti and a select few people will think its hot

they call me lil freezer the way my pussy so chill

Lost girls

I'm literally so in love

"6 7" is just the same thing as that kid saying "21"

hardest edm album cover coming from Plague and the Gnomes

I missed Tummy Tuesday so how about Waist Wednesday

"They're so disrespectful to their partner" and its just someone wearing clothes you don't approve of and/or standing close to/putting their arm around someone for a picture

I thought dick cheney been dead for quite some time now that's why I'm confused

He likes his ears pulled