You guys think I'd get more bitches if I learned the yo-yo?

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Id like to hand out swords to people, but like in a cool wizard way

Sometimes you just gotta show a girl a cool picture of a rock

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Computers be like "this shit is true as fuck" and its just the number 1

Just found out the man who made Iron Lung has a youtube channel

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Milk from spain without the a

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yall ever get your cados?

Reading some clit right now

when they talkin bout you in the jack off corner

I hate when people say soon, but soon for them could be anywhere from 1 minute to apparently a whole hour, which is not soon

sex is like the ocean Im drowning in it please call the coast guard

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i need to lick someones boobs