post button lookin at me like the green goblin mask right now

thinkin bout the burger i had last weekend, from a place called Mooyah

when you can tell your friends got out a league match because all your recent posts get liked simultaneously by both of them

cookin dinner for us but i make a spectacle of putting and pullin it out of an easy bake oven

i shouldnt be tired, i should not be wanting to sleep, i need to be awake and alive,

bitches lookin for they panties after sex like i didn’t eat those too

Also tall people, theyre like that one telephone pole thats on its last legs as the wind knocks them over with one last good push

Worried about short people today, wimdy

Poster reaquired

If yall were a snake, what kind of snake would you be?

I think a coworker is very vaguely hittin on me, but its not clear and i dont know how i feel about it,

At the end of the day, a log cabin in the boreal forest still calls to me through all points of my life.

Weird ass rain today, its pouring but like, slowly, in like a slow motion, its kinda annoying. In fact fuck the rain, this is bullshit. I wont stand for it amymore.

the nose ring speaks to girls like the green goblin mask

Its grungler day!!!

i need squirt in my mouth

Eating pickles post strength training

To be honry on main is an act of trust, to let someone peer into your soul. God i need a 10 ft tall goth woman who uses me treats me like a toy

My neck be stiff, but not as stiff ah, uhm, something thats really stiff

im "off my rocker" you say? well howdy doo, i say as i pull out a second rocker and sit in it

saw a lady with an antler headband and white freckle makeup at work today. why are women so pretty,

i like that pikmin, the italian one

at the end of the day, i just want to do everything to make my friends happy, even when there is nothin i can do to help them, ill still try

I should call her

Apple's have no reason to be so juicy and delicous,

being a lil goober today, an absolute rapscallion. my mischievous is off the charts. overflowing with whimsy.

sometimes i wonder how hard it would be to punch a ghost,

tried to solid snake method at work today, and it suprisingly went pretty well.

got some weird keg thing misdelivered to work today and im desperately trying to convince my boss to let us keep it

To a guy like me, weird al is jsut normal al

can I com over an look at you like this?

can i come over and looka t you liek this