I bought my own hype for a bit too long and now im gettign humbled

finally did the math on that loan my parents had me take out with them for the hosue they wanted me to have and realized that I owe them 188k for a 60k loan that - when itemized, was 20k of things they forced me into and 40k for the downpayment

took a nude so incandescent it shouldnt be directly looked at

esnupi

Im gonna be one of those geoguesser streamers but for transvestigating people

ive been saying this!!

fucked up you cant just do this IRL

Cuck chair at the orgy that's a dunk tank

this is clearly a cokelite because it has an element of cola but stepped away from the traditional format

Easily the best cokelike

Explaining the RFK autism list to a gamer: "Okay imagine if an Anti-cheat had kernal level privileges but kept flagging webbrowsers"

more piccolo content

*has never driven in America voice* "It's nearby!" (From Hiding a Logistics Center in The Apocalypse)

Why is it always anime girls and never anime women?

Anything that starts with one character dumping exposition to another without reason is immediately on my permanent shit list regardless of how they recover

i feel zero shame around being trans but a modicum of shame around being a gamer 😔

Everything has polticis in it, dumbass it came free with your social environmental

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Morally you can do anything if you’re hot

Im glad im comfortable to talk to but sometimes people admit some shit wayyyyyy too early

just found out my specific insurance plan subset means im gonna be in so much medical debt this February

She was unaware i was bisexual as fuck and kept trying to mke me jealous by calling men hot She HATED that id just he like "ooo yeah he IS fine"

My high level senior coworkers (who are all engineers) keep using chat GPT like its gospel

My ex did not like the lesbian vibe I was bringing to the straight relationship

ive always been a lesbian it just didnt make much sense to others before transition

this is my gender

sex is scary

my water got mad entities in it

I think I might just be a TWINGE manic rn

Every day I get a little closer to forgetting I was ever cosplaying a man

Black cami tops are magical

This would work on me

Man crashing out that one time was EMBARRASSING Im so not ready for the next time it happens

Every time I take addy on the weekend I make one of these. Im locking in on my "soulful white girl" energy

sorting my wardrobe from "Im a cold bitch who owns a penthouse" vibes to "I havent cleaned my room in half a year" vibes

My parents used to say "to think of you is to pray for you", which was a cute way of saying you should take some time to ask God to bless whomever you think of. I'm not super religious like that anymore, but that phrase stuck in my mind. Every time I think of someone, I try to remember tell them.

hiya its me autumn with my all new profile picture

america is a terrorist state

it's giving menopause

"Avril Lavigne was kind of like the Justin Bieber of punk" @realsquiddays.bsky.social

the only people you go to chilis with are either family or people youve had raw sex with

A warrior forced always to present their blade desires often the sheathe it would find rest in

Why do all the hung girls have bottom dysphoria?

eatin some beef swagginoff

we need a gameshow where its jeopardy but the loser has to fight a bear

dog i miss game shows