I wish I could straight drink pepto bysmol as much as I wanted whenever I wanted and suffer no adverse health effects

Trying a new OC 🤔

Finished replaying prime 3, i have so many thoughts full of love about this game and want to draw, but could only scribble this atm

I'm at the point where I probably use bluesky more than any other social media, but I do avoid the discover tab like the plague because it's nothing but either furry porn or AI slop of Trump getting dunked on. I love bad things happening to Trump, but it's not all I care about.

Not only is it real, but it's not even the wildest thing on that page alone

A fun thing about Metroid Prime 3 is it establishes that Samus isn't the best bounty hunter just because she's the strongest, or has the best weapons, or is the best at infiltration. It's because she's good at everything, but also because you just can't fucking kill her.

I think I forgot until this replay just how much I genuinely really love Dark Samus.

Fun fact: In the Metroid titles where it's not explicitly spelled out why Samus lost her upgrades, it's because she sold them all for drinking money between games.

"I am the author of my own destiny, and my ink is blood" is an insanely hard line to be from a funny video where Kingdom Hearts gets redubbed.

(To the tune of Melancholy Hill) ski bi ski bi di toi let ski bi ski bi di toi let

Who wins the twerk off

surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline

old man yuri

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

I cannot stress enough that your calls — and your social media posts — on this issue DO matter and WILL impact things long-term But you have to call

Shout out to those beautiful brave souls whose favorite pokemon is a middle evolution

this what it feels like sometimes

Whoa Samus, slow down! Don't you think there might be something interesting over to the left there? I think I saw a cool ball thing over there! So let's go that way! Erm, did you just turn into a ball!? Well that's a thing you can do now! I guess that just happened! EeYIKES, are those ALIENS!?

"I hope you die" is boring, predictable "I hope your favorite franchise adds a wacky chungus sidekick that yells gameplay hints at you" is real, terrifying, possible, and is in fact happening to me right now

new metroid prime 4 gameplay reveal shows that theres some kind of sidekick dude that follows you everywhere and doesnt shut up im going to kill myself

Well that might not be a GOOD thing...

Most people I've talked to before tend to have some dream that they have or had periodically, but I can't think of a time I've ever had a dream a second time

Plan to replay Metroid Prime Echoes and Corruption before Beyond comes out thwarted by not being able to find a fucking wii nunchuck

Singularity would be a prime game for a full remake

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards) "Here it is the price of the Steam Machine." (crowd cheers) "AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3." (crowd cheers even louder) "But that's not all..." (curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe) "I'm fat again." (crowd goes absolutely nuts)

The purpose of playing a multiplayer shooter is hanging out in the corner with someone from the opposing team, just crouching or jumping or emoting. Everything else is secondary.

there can be peace in our time

Something is hilarious to me about the thumbnail. Every other company reveals hardware with some kind of galaxy background or in a cyber world white void. Valve just plopped their shit on a beige table cloth. "Fuck it, they can see it like this just fine."

Wasn't expecting story DLC so soon

Have you considered fighting Seven Fucking Malenias™️? You should! You will certainly not regret fighting Seven Fucking Malenias™️!

Based

comically large breasts

when they say something so "everyone is irish on st. patricks day" you gotta hit them with the hibernian stare

Asking the hard hitting questions, like "what if there was a cute girl and she had a big hat"

Are you ready gamers

Finding out right this moment that there's a state of play happening

The ending of Pseudoregalia really lends itself to the possibility of sequels. I really hope that's the case, I'd love another game like it, maybe longer and with more than two boss fights.

It's a cat's favorite time of year

That's fucking bullshit

Played a furry game for a few hours. Really really good. I always say we need more 3D Metroidvanias.

me watching the parade with my friend