extreme “charlie brown had hoes” moment

Men truly are intolerably loud.

After my last little ranty post, I kinda just got curious about what people's FAVORITE mtg art is? I've got so many I love that it's frankly hard to choose, but, four that I adore are by Daniel Gelon, Kaja Foglio, Mark Poole, and Melissa Benson!

getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads

Saw the other day that they’re doing a NieR collab in Ever Crisis and this shit has gotta be like the second coming of Christ for some people

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

folks there is something really special about having a home with your partner and hosting a holiday with your loved ones together. being loved and being in love fucking rocks

Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back

Denying you have a thing for feet while ordering another girl to lick your feet is a bold move I can deeply respect having attempted it myself many times

Oh- Just one more thing, I couldn't help but notice that you had the strangest book on your nightstand...

Third of Naomi’s Galaxie 500 test pressing series is now live on eBay - the Blue Thunder / Ceremony EP, 1990 ebay.us/m/GinMFC

i’ve said this before but the first time i felt like i’d really Made It as a podcaster was when i found bootlegged patreon eps of the show on soulseek. when people care enough about your stuff to share files of it, it means it’s worthy of archival and i think that’s pretty cool

You should call this number. I’ve been super sad about the holidays and how much my family has lost these past few years and this totally made my night. 🥹

clocking myself cc @kallidorarho.bsky.social @taliabhatt.itch.io @badambulist.bsky.social

Hello! Looking for work as a concept artist! Portfolio in the replies! I love drawing things with a focus on fashion, worldbuilding or storytelling. [email protected]

No contract, no coffee. We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.

Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:

Ubuntu extended their LTS (paid) support to 15 years, meaning that you could support a Ubuntu version from 2014. Ubuntu 24.04 would have support til 2039. Meanwhile Microsoft is obsessed to phase away computers from 2017.

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

Ligma

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.

also, trans guy in your life? get him a cool safety razor and a variety pack of blades. it's not a plastic razor, it's a heavy piece of metal that you have forever.

Last call for the first auction ebay.us/m/zPzKbC

brb outsourcing a large part of my personality to white American cultural conformity that was so homogenous AI figured it out before the conformists themselves did

"Haha this is a funny idea for like, a short thing that I can use as fiction writing practice" [Creates Ranked Competitive Breast Growth]

yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday. yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls. yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets. holidays are hard enough as it is. don't make them harder.

A nice thing I’ll say about Gen X is they are uniquely *almost* universally in agreement that their generation totally biffed it, and they’re giving up. At least that kind of self-awareness is nice. 👍

oh man, is THIS why people aren’t watching video essays anymore?

Wondering when as a society we'll grow to the point where it's rightfully acknowledged that putting "doesn't contain MSG" on a food product is just wildly racist

this is why I'm always telling people to ask themselves WWGD(what would Goku do)

hey. yeah no you can’t- yeah. the dolls unionized. you can’t bother them anymore. just can’t.

I can not emphasise how rigged against trans people the application of law is within the UK. There are clear evidence of sympathies throughout the police and judiciary with what are essentially far-right vehicles for civil unrest and division. 1/2

throwback to when i did this for no reason almost 2 years ago lol (editing tgc and thp files is a bitch)

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

When the media and government move to demonise a minority it’s always noticeable how that minority gets denied the concept of including children or minors, as she was 17 at the time.

Everytime a trans girl plays sports along her cis girl mates they go like: "Gigantic, huge manly man crashing through little, daint, girly-babies", even when she's about the same size as them. But when a 6.4, heavy-set adult man attacks a noticeably smaller teen, she suddenly is just an 'activist'…

you can name basically any healthcare at all. ones with obvious known dangers, ones with lesser known dangers. From radiation being shot directly into your eyes to botulinum toxin injected into your lips. they're all available both on NHS or via private. But not hormone blockers if you're trans.

is this even based on any outdated medical guidelines that doctors are still drawing from or do they just sexually harass trans people for the love of the game?

This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard

Challengers 2024

[me watching the boys come back to town] i gotta write a song about this

what we should ban from women’s sports is male coaches. it’s so jarring to watch a match, especially on mute, and they cut to some dude glowering on the sidelines

Casually obsessed with old record stores that never created a “rap” or “hip hop” tag so they put rap records under “dance” or “rhythm and blues”

we desperately need more sesame and also red bean paste desserts in the states

doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre

today is a good day for loving women

cannot stress enough that if you’re feeling numb, disconnected from life, and disillusioned with everything in it- go outside go to the park, volunteer in your community, go to game meetups, do anything that snatches you from the loop of the internet bc it’s truly vile here and you will feel better