I get pirates because I, too, treasure chest

i too will answer any inquiries

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

Recovering from a dumpster diving addiction? www. bintheredonethat .com

Buddy turned into a record player? www.Phonofriend .com

Do cardio like an Avenger? www.IAmIRunMan .com

Looking for an upside-down pub? www.BottomIsUp .com

Afraid of a zombie outbreak in England? www.IThinkIveBeenBritain .com

Want to quit your job at the circus? www.StopClowningAround .com

Was Lincoln guilty of murder? www.I'mInACent.com

"at any given time, everyone is dressed like somebody's aunt" @rustictoaster.bsky.social

At my funeral, i want there to be donations, and all those donations have to be gambled at the casino

What do you call a gaggle of business people?

Had one of them dreams that was overhwelmingly filled with a feeling a nostalgia and i can only blame earthbound for this

imagine if i was a horseback archer and i was RETREATING. and then you followed me haha unless?

Cannot STAND these FUCKERS

Chain link hot dog

9 ibuprofens is not enough, i need more, like maybe 10, or 11 ibuprofens

Being mean to be people that look like this

"9-11 is distracting" - @officebynx.bsky.social

They talkin bout how prog makes them unbearably horny to the pojnt they cant move

Everybody sayong she shouldnt have three oranges, and thats messed up, everyone should have at least 4 oranges

I Drive

If you cant sponsor yourself, whats the point, you gotta believe in yourself as much as others do,

I love breaking bad, el camino, and bitter coleslaw

these late birds are just jealous that we get all the worms

Theyre ERPin in Fiesta Online

Super Glue really makes us all like Icarus

Gandalf Lego Beard

I have never woken up refreshed from a nap. It's always discombobulating.

asking for a baddie without brainrot is like asking for a hot dog with no bun, sure its okay but there's no Je Ne Sais Quoi, no zest for life

Pepsi Waterwraith