I want to have access to the 2012 Tumblr, but with the knowledge I have now.

"Everything matters" in a sentimental, lover girl way "Nothing matters" in a I do what I want kind of way

The way I crave Italian deli salads at night needs to be studied

No one can pretend to be me. No one is as filled with as much love and hate as I am. You cannot match my whimsy to nihilist ratio!!

When I catch you, autocorrect, when I catch you

I need red wine, in a diet coke, with some cherries. But alas, the only wine here is me whining about having no wine

just a heads up this is a hack scam going around ! idk this person but if they or anyone messages you this, don't add their discord or click anything they send you. stay safe friends <3 dm text in alt text as well

Sorry, I am a recovering hater.

I feel better, but I still cannot work out 🥺 I just want to move my body for at least 30mins!!!

Please, I need joy

Freaking out over losing my black lipstick, tearing apart my room, only to realize it's in my purse !!! I'm thankful to have it, but I wish I thought to check my purse sooner

Metal www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

Scared to go on a plane, but I can do hard things lol

For anyone who was worried about me, I have enchiladas in the oven 💖

I wanna know who decided to pump air into water. That was a good idea.

Shout out to carbonation!!! You're always there for me 💖💖💖

I know I am perfect the way I am 💖💖💖 I love bread. I love food. I love having my tummy and playing it like a bongo when I am laying down. I love having a big butt and boobs. My thighs are gorgeous.

Brewing tea now. Save me Milky pumpkin spice red tea latte. Please :(

TW:ED/eating disorder ----- I am literally trying to hype myself up to eat dinner now. I was already trying to loose weight to help reduce my chronic pain and now I want to go overboard. I hate it. I literally OD'd on laxatives and almost died. Shut the fuck up, pro-ED accounts. You are not welcome.

TW: ED/eating disorder ---- This account is pro-ED and is randomly following people!! I have them blocked and reported. bsky.app/profile/soul...

TW: ED/Eating disorders Idk who needs to hear this but pro-ED behavior is gross. If you want your “ED religion” or whatever you call it these days, you are never welcome here. I watched an ED take someone’s life away. It’s not fun nor cute. IT. IS. GROSS. AS. HELL.

I need to think about something else, blagh!!!

If you're a pro-ED account do not interact with me! Just block me or something. I want nothing to do with that or you. Gross.

goose ready to go to the concert of a band he only knows 3 songs from

Pro-ED account followed me and now I need to ground myself

I made a baking soda volcano for my science fair but lost to the kid who extracted DNA from a banana. Homeschool science fairs, man.

I need to smoke a blunt with Miss Piggy and Eda the Owl Lady. They would understand me.

Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension! Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!

Thankful for modern medicine because I am pretty sure I would be dead

I am weak of immune system but strong of heart

TWO HANDS ON THE WHEEL, BUDDY!!

do i like phil collins? i have two ears and a heart, don’t i?

Doing it right this time LOL Lady of war and darkness

My adult acne gives me a fun, youthful look

Spider good 🕷️ Spider cute 🖤 Spider eat my enemies 🕸️

Lady of darkness and whimsy 🔮✨🖤🍄🕷️

My adult acne gives me a fun, youthful look

Be gone, bots!

Flu meds allowed me to actually sleep 😭 finally!!!

Is it me or do the boys like Fiona more than the girls like Fin?

My Little Pony

Do not feel bad for putting cheese or ranch or whatever in your veggies!!! You're still eating the veggies and the fat helps you absorb nutrients!! Stop with this diet culture nonsense. Do what you need to do to eat the vegetables.

Jake the Dog is, like, top ten favorite characters

Ate some vegetables

I love environmental storytelling in dystopian sci-fi games.

i’m sorry to be that guy again but those font symbols you have to copy/paste to get italic or cursive text in social media posts do not work with screen readers and will spit out awful gibberish instead. please avoid them! there are more disabled users of the internet than you think.

Shameful from Pink News here. The threat in question is a month old social media post that they’re spuriously linking to current negotiations. This sort of cheap and misleading fearmongering from the queer press is doing Trump’s work for him.

Yeah, it's time to hit the gong

I am a whore for cabbage 🥬