gotta have the pronoun talk with my mom again for like the 4th time this year because she still calls me "he" in the house I pay to live in

resisting the urge to tell my coworkers who ask my secret to looking so young to start estrogen

mcdonalds needs to bring back the gaming kiosks, playing Mario Sunshine in a sun room, eating some nuggets...

if the Yuri isn't toxic what's the point

heavy is the balls that hold the cum

"Girl mind your own business, go back to grooming your man" @realsquiddays.bsky.social

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Not now sweety, mommies hitting the slots

@realsquiddays.bsky.social wants to be an alcoholic so bad she's changing the definition

"Now that that gay bitch is gone lets shit our diapers" @coffeebeen.bsky.social

the growing amount of people who are gay but not queer is staggering

"some guys with small penises can get it" @coffeebeen.bsky.social

"In a lot of ways, Wrestling is JUST like Love Island" @rustictoaster.bsky.social

my package aint the only thing that came in the Male

5-10 minute power nap i love you

bouncing on it to honor my ancestors

this the shit rock musicians have playing in those ear pieces on stage

starting the first gay conversion camp that turns people gay

buying her the biggest pads because I love her the biggest

guys i think i have like, diagnosable depression

why do people complain about carrying cash all the time

started crying because someone else was using the oven

oh no

adding someone on discord when you didn't meet there is T4T second base

get #outwoked liberal

weird world were living in

the allen key unlocks even Peanut Butter

gobble ghoul

foreplay is lowkey better than the full action sometimes lowkey

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I thought for a very long time that I liked being alone more then doing things with others, but the older I get and the more people I meet I realize its very much the opposite