What you see when you hold sweet berries or cooked rabbit #oc #minecraft #illustration

DarkViperAU $6000 Giveaway To Celebrate PC Upgrade (2x$3000) gleam.io/ofAN3/darkvi... To celebrate upgrading my system so I can record and upload content in 4k, I am sharing the love with a giveaway. Same way to enter as the last 30 odd giveaways, best of luck everyone!

Fellas, is it gay to experience joy?

Someone just lectured me about the "honorable history" of suicide as a political protest and said, "You of all people should know about AIDS die-ins!" I was speechless, and then I said, "Do you think AIDS die-ins were events where people with AIDS took their own lives?" And he said "Yes." Help.

You walk around aimlessly through the jungle for days until you are caught and mauled by the creature!

I have over 10 followers

I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750). To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.

“Why is bluesky so dead” I ask to the 40 people I follow. “Does anyone know why nobody’s pointing on bluesky” I say to the several hundred people I follow on tumblr

I hope they localize Mother 3 into every single language except for English.

About how often would you guys say you think about this tumblr post. Probably only once or twice a day for me

"Prince Bonesaws bankrupts the House of Saud" would be one of the funniest things to happen in my life

who wrote this I just want to fuckin talk

everybody please clap ✨🏆✨

remember that plant you insisted on calling an egg? this is her now

"Well, I'd like to accept the administration's forgiveness of my student loans, but I simply cannot because the president is too old." No? His age doesn't impact his administration's results? Huh.

Light Leap Years xkcd.com/2897

You invite me to hang out but the moment I step in your door I turn into this and never change back

You go to hang out with a tinder girl for a milkshake date and you get there & this is sitting there with two straws and 1 strawberry milkshake wyd

longercat

Rose lovers love beauty, Tesla lovers are trusting,

snow day <3

Happy Valentine's Day

A bunch of w.i.p. drawings (ill finish it someday I swear ;-;)

Fast Radio Bursts xkcd.com/2886

fucking stupid. just lazy

merry christmas blue sky . here is your gift

The Las Vegas Sphere is much less impressive in the daylight

this pope tweet goes hard as hell tbh

Today I managed to reach a real live human being at Senator Butler's office to register my concerns about KOSA. I went through my concerns that this bill would be used by red state AGs to silence queer people online. But then I did something that seemed to make an impression.

What does a marine biologist wear to Hanukkah parties?

Interested and Disgusted. 1898. peabodyhsi.wordpress.com/2020/01/14/v...

Maine Coons are prone to horrifically painful musculoskeletal problems because humans keep breeding them larger and larger, yet all the comments on videos like this are "I want one!", "Where can I get one?!" The cruelty we've inflicted on cats by treating them like consumer goods is truly evil.

Posting the traditional Christmas butt plug to kick off the holiday season

Good morning Bsky

The Morning Monty puts his hands in the air like he just don’t care

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