Reading this next Thursday at Baby Storytime 😂

Only good things go in this body. Plus, it’s payday.

Good morning Bsky Yes, those are cat mermaid earrings. You can’t do the emotional lifting for anyone else. Focus on your own growth.

A woman at the crystal shop the other day asked the staff member for a crystal to help her with her road rage and I felt that

Look at him LOOK AT BABY

I got a Reddit award, please clap

Share someone who looks stylish wearing tights or stockings.

Goodnight Bsky Needing connection with other human beings is such a fucking curse.

Me regarding men, every damn day

Gonna start collecting pennies because it’s really the only hobby I can afford 😞

Good morning Bsky

Goodnight Bsky From me…to you You’re someone else’s dream partner. Remember that. Much love. ❤️

Putting the heating pad on my lower back, as a treat

I’ve got some rum in me, so here goes: I want to be a drug. Not a drug dealer. A LITERAL DRUG. As in, intoxicating. Can’t get enough of me. I’m all you think about. I want to be the ultimate dopamine hit. Also, I think I might be getting a cold, and I’m burning out from my job (already)

Following

Just watched an IG reel where a woman said, “I’d rather ask myself ‘what now?’ as opposed to “what if?’ because ‘what now’ means I showed up and tried.” And that hit me right between the eyes. Plus, “what if, brown cow?” sounds absurd.

Nothing like being passed over for stuff to make you question everyone else’s judgement like HOW COULD YOU BE SO WRONG ABOUT ME

Good morning Bsky 🥶

Amem

Saw the Northern Lights last night 🤩

Post someone who looks great in a hat

Goodnight Bsky

Apparently I’m insane #Virgo

Any exes coming back because of Mercury Retrograde are gonna catch these hands — all is forgiven.

Should I drink rum Yes, of course, don’t all chime in at once

Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"

According to Instagram, shrooms would fix me

Mmmm hmmmm

You’re not in life anymore, but I thank you for inspiring me to wear boy shorts and to listen to jazz, it all makes me SO HAPPY

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

I’ve got the morbs and am not up to dick, but you know me, I’m just an old Gigglemug over here, playing with my Cupid’s kettle drums to cheer myself up

I completely forgot to post about yesterday’s big win! 🦅🏈

Jupiter says trans rights

I sprayed myself with pheromones at the adult toy store, where all the men at 🤷‍♀️ (Honestly, this is a JOKE. I know where “all the men at” — not with me)

Who’s applying with me

Vegan curry chickpea salad from the local co-op. A new, rechargeable “bullet” from my local adult toy store. A space heater for my tiny place. A lovely red carnelian pendant. All in all, a productive morning.

Just went out and bought a space heater. In Florida. This must mean I’m a true Floridian now (though I’ll always be a Jersey Girl at heart).

Good morning Let’s talk briefly about shame and how it can take over our lives if we don’t reclaim our power from it.

In honor of Mercury going Retrograde, I’m going to send every ex of mine this book

Sitting in bed with coffee, looking down a day off and no big plans. Just me, just this little room, just this little town. Gonna take myself out for a nice lunch, maybe walk down to the Indian River*, perhaps buy some crystals. Pull some cards. *Once the temperature goes up a bit

I should play the next James Bond, I’m just sayin

Not me up scrolling in the middle of the night

I’m the trifecta: fuck, marry, and then kill

Goodnight Bsky

Going to read theory

Dear people from my past, I don’t want to hear from any of you during Mercury Retrograde. Or ever again. Signed, Me

I’d rather be someone who faces their emotional pain rather than someone who runs from it. FUCKING COWARD.

When I tell you just how lovely this book is…💗