The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.

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I hear neopets is removing kacheek indefinitely after what they said regarding, er… recent eventts😳

ate him in 2018

Anyone notice how we don’t see this sick fuck anymore

Smug Dog Image ending explained

Be wary of Melvin Elves

She needs elf venom to live

No Man's Sky just dropped a new expedition. i've never done an expedition save before. i want big ship lets go hapy it 💛 live now - www.twitch.tv/breakbeatbun

I’ve invented a secret machine. If I tell you any more it’s purpose would be known, changing its name. Sorry…

Why is he like this

Clearly your cat is unsmelling you because you are stinky. Listen and learn from him

I have trained my warriors in the ways of tasteful elf hentai

You have to feed me strange fruits or i will wither and pass on.

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

My Plasma-Type dog just had Electric Puppies. Should I kill my neighbor for raising an electric-type homewrecking hound? Urgent

don’t breathe in the air there’s micropiggies

You can pick up an elf like a powerup & she’ll vanish (straight to hell) but you’ll be able to double jump for about 30 minutes

mental health prevention month is coming up! All therapists will be reporting to a cold, cold dungeon

This is the cookie that stares at gay people

Pickotup would like to tuch it

If your wife takes too much damage she’ll split into two wifelings, and if they take too much damage they’ll split into wifelettes. But watch out! Their love for you is halved each time, but their mischief doubled. NEVER damage your wife until she splits in twin. Marriage advice

WHEN HE SAYS NO THIGHJOB THURSDAY 💔

I christen you… “Yuckpig”

And for my first wish I wish that genies could feel pain. Second wish hacksaw

remember skibby toilet? That was 10 years ago.

Ok what stresses you guys out more: scary nightmares or stupid nightmares Scary nightmare: a horror creature is gonna get you scary style Stupid nightmare: a cartoon dinosaur is eating people irl, and you’re aware of how fucking dumb this is, but you’re still running for your life

They need to make a dave&busters for us raunchy fuckers!!!!!!! 🤪😜😋We will call it Dave Is Busting. And it will never fall.

- PAIN is just WEAKNESS leaving the body - SCREAM is just SCARED leaving the body - PEE is just PISS leaving the body Follow for less

pc gamers: yeah pc gaming is the best. just buy a gaming pc. way better than console!! EA: you gotta enable secure boot in your bios for battlefield 6 pc gamers: i gotta enable what in my what

Imagining a guy who lets his cats outdoors not because he thinks it’s good for them but because he knows it’s bad for the environment, which he hates

Most baffling coworker gift I ever received was a mug with “Joel” written on it -my name isn’t Joel -her son is named Joel Why did she give me the cup of her son.

Ladies. Begin constructing the inscrutable

Dj desperately asking the crowd to “do the undertale hop” & crying

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My. Nanas

My nanas

haters will say it’s fake

chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

they let him die

The puppy jubilee is in town, I hear

Science Refuses to Address Him

may need some food money for the last few days of the month again:/ paypal.me/nyancrimew

It’s been said before but honestly it bears repeating: the book of bobos is STILL comeing soon.

*swats you, but in a way that appreciates your delicate beauty*

Flies around your head in a manner that is beautiful but annoying

Ma’am you look so beautiful tonight. May me & my buddy grok misinform you?

The weird pervert (COMPLIMENT) drawing rude images is always worth more respect than any credit card company. This is true, and obvious, to well-adjusted people because the harm credit card companies commit will always outweigh the sin of even the rudest image.

lets all attack one another with mallets

The earth is pig-shaped