I love the way America just decided it can get around its own laws by outsourcing to a private entity.

Holy fucking shit lmfao

give me fat Carrie White or give me death!!!

Imagine being so detached from the common experience that you're having medical problems and decide to call your scheduler instead of 911.

California is debating legislation right now that would ban all ICE employees from ever being hired by a public agency for life. This is good and next year's Democratic House needs to provide a full roster of ICE employees to help facilitate state efforts like this one.

just missile strike my house next time

deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing”

Spoke with King of Dragon Pass designer David Dunham about Thousand Hells, his upcoming "tactical narrative" game that's aiming to make a new watermark for storytelling systems he formalized in the '90s: www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/th...

LMAO

God I need them to give up already. Everyone who decides what happens has tied up all their assets in this product that doesn't work at all bc it promised them they could finally just kill us and they already started doing it without waiting for proof

Honestly still laughing at this. For YEARS people have told me the killer app, no doubt way that OpenAI would fix its business model would be ads, and it turns out it’s not going to make enough money to pay for a single month of inference spend. Great stuff Sammy! Big applause for the big man

"AI is the way of the future and we just need to acce--"

one of those fucking minion delivery bots kept tailgating me on the sidewalk so i toppled a rental scooter in its path. problem solved

over the course of my life i've heard many many people say "it's too bad hitler didn't find success as an artist, maybe this could have all been avoided" and rowling really gives the lie to that

it’s genuinely scary that elected democrats are still refusing to call for abolishing trump’s paramilitary. it’s like minnesota never happened

Our life path generator is out for preorder! Roll on tables and create the fantasy TTRPG character you’ve either always dreamed of and (more likely) never imagined. Special thank you to @possibleworlds.bsky.social and @ckunzelman.bsky.social for making this project happen!

'the head of state is looting everything and his goons kill random people in the street' is not an overstatement or oversimplification

This is still my favorite instance of grok auto-translate making shit up (It wasn't even a foreign language, it was just a decipherable message making fun of Sonic LMAO)

Bold move to follow yourself from your dead boss's Twitter account the day he died, tbh.

we should have a cure for shitting at this point, not explosive diarrhea parasites. just another way we are going backwards

there's only one digital actress I care about

thinking about how digital record keeping is a story of access, control, and power as i catch up on this story in the guardian, about a secret UNRWA mission to smuggle at-risk archival documents out of palestine: www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I got a little lost can you point me in the right direction? I'm playing more kingsfield today at 5pm est. twitch.tv/aohelll

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

WH- I KNOW THAT t

I every Dune book, all of them, prequels and sequels, in middle school. I was exposed to some weird shit and guess what, this did not cause me to be tainted or something

We have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK. We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.

People with power don't want you to speak of the dead because they simply never want to be held accountable for the negative consequences of their behavior. Either in life or death. So they promote a culture of posthumous silence to prevent the dominoes from falling and being held accountable alive.

:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time....

you don't get it. none of you understand

(absolutely fucking up in a big way) at the end of the day, it is what it is

deltarune genuinely has some of the hardest choices in any game

click,

never expected dems to do any "get fucked, man" but probably something worth seeing is who can keep it to a basic "condolences to family and loved ones" and who feels the need to throw in some country club solidarity buddy buddy shit on top of that

victory lapping on this one

only a problem if you think sh*tting is unnatural. in cardiolithic times, primitive hunter gatherers whose metabolisms matched their inputs precisely sh*t basically constantly, just 24/7 laying track. it's how you recognized kinship before writing/memory

people praise hater ralsei in this chapter and rightfully so, but i think this is the best "hater" line he has

Mississippi Queen.... Blew his shit off clean... 𝓽𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱.𝓽𝓿/𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓶

Impractical! #BigTimeAshely

App is starting to come together... no one else can use this rn because I had to manually put my steamid in the database tho lol. Also, obviously being able to see OTHER users' recent games is more interesting than your own usually

people online:"the founding fathers were evil because of slave-" Actual Democratic-Republicans in the 1790s: KILL GEORGE WASHINGTON

That one live performance where TM Revolution and Nana Mizuki literally transform their attire when transitioning from Preserved Roses to Kakumei Dualism.

A huge thank you to @teoft.bsky.social for drawing me wearing the Char jacket ᵕ̈

She's just like me

windows recently installed bad noise cancellation on everyone's computers without saying anything; if you record or stream check your input device in sound properties and make sure "audio enhancements" is disabled.

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