This is a shockingly...fine take. Varies by place, but by and large, anywhere a random person says has great Tex Mex food is going to serve you the most average plate you've had in 18 months.

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

"This rule only applies to other people" is a defining characteristic of our time, and it is absolutely corrosive to the social contract.

Lmao please click through

the guy who wipes off the football for tom brady isnt the guy who won the super bowl. but democrats keep putting the ball boy in charge of the whole team like he was.

This is unironically very funny. We are such losers.

I'm not saying you should be doing anything differently, or you're handling things wrong. I'm saying that if you feel like you're getting less smart, or you're exhausted all the time, that's not your fault. That's your brain not knowing how to handle a prolonged stimulus it wasn't built for.

Your brain wasn't built for juggling existential dread & financial worries & despair for your fellow citizens & fear of pandemics & nuclear threats & divorce & job instability all at once. Your brain was built for, "Shit! A bear! I gotta kill the bear! Wow, that was scary. Hey, bear for dinner!"

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

nous sommes tout science lady

I made a scallop and shrimp risotto. I will not be further contributing to any discourse today.

this has to be the greatest single-game defensive performance in baseball history. especially considering they won 1-0

I look at the unfathomable beauty and majesty of this image, realizing it contains basically the entirety of our collective existence, and I get so sad knowing that humans are *still* killing each other over tiny scraps of land, or which imaginary deity they prey to, on this tiny spec in the cosmos.

The block button is not only for when people act like garbage toward you, but for when you stumble across them being an asshole to someone else and just hope to never accidentally encounter them again. Strong night for the latter on here.

Not trying to dunk on OP, but this reminds me of when people started complaining that Kamala Harris kept saying the same thing at all her rallies. That's just what marketing is.

Watching Geno Auriemma smirk and smile and grin in his post-game press conference as he lies through his teeth about Dawn Staley is sending me into orbit every time I see it. Sure it has nothing to do with her being a black woman.

I think about this all the time -- not the quote or about being in space -- but what an absolute waste powerful people make of our planet. We get one amazing, galactically unique chance to be here, and all they care about is finding ways to kill and hurt the people they don't like.

I do think it can be frustrating for people to confront the fact that you can do everything right in terms of skill, talent and work and still not succeed because of factors outside of one's own control. But this is just a fact of life, in writing and outside of it. Just do the best work you can.

Thinking about joining the Supreme Court to change the culture from the inside.

Rock and a hard place. I mean, who are you going to believe, the doctors who spent their lives caring for patients, or Ben Ryan, who is desperately trying to find a few people who will tell him he is smart and important?

I think maybe I have had enough of the internet for now.

Had quick Q trying to find a light bulb, and employee showed me the way and then gave a very long light bulb lesson with a bunch of info I absolutely didn't need. Could have been annoyed. Or felt too busy for it. But it was amazing. Letting people talk about things they like is the fucking best.

You all tolerate the worst, most anti-social behavior from weirdo dudes like this. I don't get it. They represent the worst of America. But then let a Black dude dare to say, "Treat women with respect!" Or "Don't be islamaphobic!" and here comes the civility discourse about respecting everyone.🤡

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

If NOLA hated you that sounds like a you problem. That city loves everyone that loves it.

it would be an honor to get killed by a shohei ohtani home run ball conking me in the head at 200mph

one of the earliest lessons in politics I learned as a kid from my parents was to always vote for a tax increase, because you're trading a dollar amount so small you probably won't notice in order to fund something important that benefits everybody. I wish that was how Democrats messaged this stuff!

"I wish I could leave before the spelling bee."

I’d make an opening night reservation for the Ground Round reboot like it was peak MCU era.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore. If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

Good time to get your titers checked to make sure you still have proper immunity if you got vaccinated decades ago.

This is the tech equivalent of painting a picture of a lion, then fleeing in terror.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Still never coming back

ah, the Jacksonville Excommunication

Different medium but proud of these four minutes of shit talking a man youtu.be/IKsJP_UKHDk?...

No matter which dem senator candidate you voted for, what republicans did in Dallas should DISGUST YOU and worry you because if they did it now they’ll do it in November.

All I know is the absolute worst people America has to offer have wanted war with Iran as long as I’ve been alive so it’s pretty easy for me to be against it.

I’m not sure if it’s uniquely American but the idea you have to shut down any discernment or nuance when you think about principles is the opposite of thinking.

“If you believe in bodily autonomy you have to accept vaccine deniers.” No, I don’t.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

These GOP bubblegum tough guys are really brave when other people's kids die thousand of miles away from them. Meanwhile, they're literally afraid to be in the downtown of any major city after 5PM.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive