This shit show is sounding less and less like an event celebrating America 250 and more like a Vince McMahon fever dream: young men, check; paying for their own travel, check; height-to-waist ratios and fitness standards, check. Holy fuck.

Happy 8th birthday to this, from @orkneylibrary.bsky.social

It would be bad for public confidence if there was a suspicion that large corporate interests are buying access to the Government via the Tony Blair Institute. My letter to the cabinet office. 👇🏼

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

Seriously….

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

Always remember: for the vast majority of citizens, trans people are less than a non-issue. They want to be able to afford to feed their kids, not govern toilets. For all the neoliberal crowing about “much needed guidance,” on our rights, we’re a luxury problem for those who don’t have real ones.

For the unpatriotic, those are: Paddington, Winnie the Pooh, Rupert and Sooty. WE SHALL REMEMBER THEM.

The moral of the story is: If you've spent the last 5 years frothing at the mouth over less than 1% of the population using a toilet, you should probably just get mashed because your brain is already fucking fried. You cunt.

This is why the Greens are also running in Makerfield

Americans messaging me elated because “King Charles announces trans-inclusive ban on conversion therapy” - sorry, the monarch does a speech written by the govt at every state opening of parliament, they’ve pledged this like 10 times before, it means nothing and this govt won’t deliver.

"I've learned from my mistakes and I believe I can repeat them exactly." Peter Cook.

Labour has now lost 13 of 17 seats it was defending in Manchester. Greens up ten.

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

Voting Green isn’t “splitting the left vote” coz a) Labour is behind the Greens in polling and b) Labour hasn’t been a leftwing party in several years.

The fertility rate going down is good because it means fewer teens are having kids, people are thinking hard about how many kids they can actually afford, and fewer women who don't want kids aren't being forced to have them.

Also known as Mount Stupid.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. The Thick of It Red Dwarf Sharpe Sense 8 Blackadder Castle Auf Wiedersehen, Pet Doctor Who Top Gear Life on Mars Band of Brothers Spartacus Peaky Blinders Buffy the Vampire Slayer SAS: Rogue Heroes

Man encounters joke for the first time, shakes his head in disgust so everyone knows he doesn’t approve.

His nicknames were "the Prince of Darkness" and "the Dark Lord". He was repeatedly sacked from government for lying. His connections to Epstein and Russia were widely reported for years. Yet Starmer still trying to claim he was somehow kept in the dark about Mandelson being a wrongun. Come on

To play it safe, they should re-edit the Michael Jackson biopic so it ends right after he's born.

How many more people are going to have to resign for Keir Starmer's decision to ignore the advice of every single person who told him not to appoint Peter Mandelson?

Keir Starmer has lied and lied again over his decision to appoint Peter Mandelson. He must resign. Outrageous if true that senior government officials are considering whether to withhold documents from Parliament that show Mandelson wasn't given security clearance. The public needs the truth.

This petition is nearly at 50,000 signatures! 💪Can you sign and share so we can reach 50k TODAY?

Disturbing. NHS staff should be able to freely raise concerns about the entrenchment of this utterly unethical spy-tech firm in our healthcare system. The largest municipal healthcare network in the US has dropped Palantir after significant protests. We must do the same, before it's too late.

Once again the government are moving asylum seekers who are members of our congregation, with almost no notice, to cities hours away, and no matter how many times it happens I don't get any less mad.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

Depluralise a movie The Dirty One

Trans people are people. They deserve love, care, kindness, humor, friendship, and the world, much as every human does. Happy Trans Visibility Day to my trans friends and may we work toward a better world for you to thrive in. 🏳️‍⚧️

Macabre Delight The Joker #dccomics #batman #thejoker

Why is a children's book writer someone a government would have to offer "assurances" to on anything.

Did J.K. Rowling admit she was a trans man in her 2020 essay? Is this an "open-secret" in the trans community? (You can guess my fucking answer.) youtu.be/JNCeO7whnW4

Letter to Sex Matters from M&S calling out their bulshit claims.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Absolutely fucking hate it, then they paint their entire portfolio in depression grey

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

Wow im so fucking thankful the eradication of our healthcare could have been even fucking worse hallelujah

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

A compromise we can all get behind surely

I know I’ve got some Labour local gov’t types following me, so I want to say this clearly so that you can share it internally as appropriate: I will never again vote Labour while these policies, or Wes Streeting, are in place. I will not vote Labour at any level because of this.

Ahead of the Second Reading of the Courts and Tribunals Bill, Post Office Horizon victim Jo Hamilton OBE has written to David Lammy expressing her opposition to the Government’s plans to curtail the right to trial by jury

How much more evidence do we need? The ultra-rich and the governments supporting them will destroy everything for the sake of profit, power and pride. Nothing is precious to them - not human life, not the living world - except their own wealth and status. Our survival depends on resisting them.

Southern Water was sentenced to pay a record 90 million pound fine after pleading guilty to 6971 crimes in 2021 [Source: Southern Water 2021 trial, Judge’s sentencing remarks]

Finally watched Dirty Business on Channel 4, a fantastic short series. We need to re-nationalise all the UK water companies and put some CEOs behind bars.

Landscape ecological restoration. It can be done but we need to get a move on. This is Carrifran where the sheep were removed to allow this native woodland to take over.