This geographical location is where I’d rather be right now than work.

here we go! a detailed accounting of mayor frey’s failures, with non-paywalled links as evidence. please share with all the minneapolis residents in your life. bit.ly/FailureFrey

i always talk about a particular company as one that no one would ever work for. like comically evil shit going on over there. well i just got a cold email from a recruiter for the very same and had to get up and reconsider every career choice i've ever made up to this point! cuz what the fuck!!!!!!

@heystefron.bsky.social name 3 things that are purple

honkshoo and so frank, call him blunt for short

Kim Deal and Karen O ran into each other at O’Hare where both were on the way to make their Newport Folk Festival debuts tonight

As @mprnews.org announces layoffs 5-8% of staff, it’s a good time to remind everyone that they pay FORMER execs millions in total each year, for years after they leave in addition to the bloated salaries they pay execs currently employed. Fund pub media, defund executives.

Glizzle Von Tramp

women are more important than ever

USPS rocks

imagine living somewhere other than minneapolis

Well, dang. Sharing this Palmer's story I edited a few years ago. www.minnesotamonthly.com/food-drink/s...

Can't get enough of these videos of Peter Thiel being asked by a friendly interviewer to "just say you're not the antichrist, out loud" followed by Thiel making various deep sea creature noises for 30 seconds before going "it's uh it's uh it's uh there are a lot of declensions here, interestingly,"

"i gotta feeling" by black eyed peas is actually an incantation

Kim Petras’ debut album is coming soon

*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house* NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Alien conclave

HELLO MINNEAPOLIS. I'm apartment hunting in the Northeast area. If anyone has any leads on places, I'd gladly tour. Open to duplex, apartments, or house. 🌟 My preferences: 1-2br, 1 ba cat friendly 🐈‍⬛ dishwasher in-unit washer dryer (dream) off street parking 2nd floor preferred budget: $1100-1450🥲

person in a “pride was a riot” vest flying a “fuck around and find out” trans pride flag at the warehouse district light rail station

hell yeah

social media is a pvp experience which is why i’m the npc that sits in a tavern and just says random advice like “i heard slimes are weak to fire” and “there’s a monster guarding the cave outside town”

117 year old democratic senator heading the committee to find the liberal Joe Rogan: Voters today want rizz. They want aura. We can no longer sit idly by and allow ourselves to become Unc

doing the @ceej.online challenge on my delta flight today

Pulp’s Britpop classic “Common People,” the lead single to their album ‘Different Class,’ came out 30 years ago today! 🛒 The band just released another great song “Got To Have Her Love.” That’s from ‘More,’ their first album in 24 years, coming out next month. 👉 www.stereogum.com/2309148/pulp...

Harry styles was at the conclave.

Also by god, still one of the funniest Obama-era headlines.

I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

irl jurse sighting

GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH is more topical now than ever.

Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

i have been joking that their plan is for your kids to grow up to work in a textile mill but they are serious

ICE detains international UMN student.

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

classic amy adams film "leap year" mentioned on jeopardy i know that's righttttt

get to see my pals 3 days in a row best ides of march everrr

TECH EXEC IN 2005: We believe the world is a better place when people are able to communicate online THAT SAME TECH EXEC IN 2025: The greatest existential threat to humanity is the ability for women to talk back to me

Today would have been Albert Einstein's 100th birthday. Rest it peace. He invented the robot

at my request, my four year old drew me this worm riding a skateboard

he looks like a state fair butter sculpture

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

Tate McRae is inventing a new language in real time. she is debuting entirely original alphabetic letters in this album. mother.

saw a comment section full of young women self-identitying as a "man's missing rib" and had to immediately set down the phone

White Bull by Franz Marc, 1911 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137861

forget i ever talked shit about the ice cream made by a john deere tractor at the state fair i guess

ohhhh my god is neo-tokyo about to explode? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite tetsuo?

shout out to slack outages, gotta be one of my favorite wfh reoccurrences

Freedom is when the boss tells you what to write and think. bsky.app/profile/maxt...