They're jeans for a chode. A size 54 waist, 10-inch legs, fucking junk.

Don’t. Date. Robots.

This is a long shot, but looking to build my follower count on YouTube in an attempt to be eligible for monetization. If you’re into local Minneapolis music and/or synth/electronic music why not give me a follow! youtube.com/@nightauditm...

Not only is “Call Me Back” available now you can also watch the whole album on YouTube here: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

My third studio album titled “Call Me Back” drops today and it’s available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms. nightaudit.bandcamp.com/album/call-m...

so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid

barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

Morale is really down. I’m going to come in dressed as a chicken tomorrow.

He’s about at his limit.

Really can’t stress this rough, but do not purchase anything from Ashley Furniture.

It’s wild that a song I wrote in my dumpy college apartment in Eau Claire in 2006 is still getting this many plays in 2025. Thanks Gossip Girl!

I got rid of Spotify this year, but I don’t need it to tell you my number one artist this year was The 1975.

Make that money!

I have a new album coming out on 12/12 and I made a little teaser video!

I want to meet the Ratboy.

I have shoveled four times today.

Brick, if it was about thawing a turkey on Thanksgiving: 🎶 “Six a.m., day of Thanksgiving. I am thawing in the fridge.” 🎶

It do be snowing in Northeast Minneapolis and looking quite blustery.

Thinking about my favorite Thanksgiving movies…

Some real silent hill vibes out my window right now.

If you’ve never seen You’re Next I would highly recommend getting out to see it.

Laura Orestano designed this poster for our upcoming series SHARON STONE DOESN’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, starting in December. Tickets available now at www.trylon.org/film-series/...

RIP Udo Kier

Best of the Worst Spotlight: Axe 'Em!

Our 11x17 online poster store is back, and with many recent (and upcoming) designs now included! Maybe you could buy a poster or two to help us test the new system? Ten bucks each, plus a flat five dollars to ship any quantity. ko-fi.com/tryloncinema...

Excited to announce the date for my next album release show! 12/12 at The 331 Club! Come on out and celebrate the release of my third studio album titled “Call Me Back.” Thrilled to be sharing the bill with Spectres of Desire and Toilet Rats.

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

Half in the Bag: Halloween Hangover (2025)

I have devoted my life to perfecting my performance of all response lines in Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack.” I’ve still got a ways to go

I bet they’ll reboot Perfect Strangers.

the first time I was in las vegas my father-in-law made us rent cars to get around, and when this came on satellite radio while I was being forced to navigate the strip at midnight I yelled at everyone in the car to shut up so I could fucking lock in

Matthew Lillard is in Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College.

Oh shit we got that first Wednesday of the month siren going 🚨

Got wings at Runyon’s last night and honestly still thinking about them.

Me looking at NYC with its new Mayor Mamdani while my stupid ass city re-elects this racist chamber of commerce brat for the third damn time in a row

Minneapolis, get out and vote! 🗳️

Happy Halloween. Here’s a picture of a house. From Halloween.

This is not a hot take by any means, but I’d love to once again voice my disdain for the Michael Myers mask from Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Only now realizing that one of my favorite cartoons growing up (David the Gnome) was produced by the Weinsteins 😡

On my yearly watch of Halloween III: Season of the Witch and I am curious who is the modern day Tom Atkins?

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Trump was able to find $40 billion to bail out Argentina and $300 million for his new ballroom. Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry. Cruelty is the point.

Kelsey Grammer…I could have sworn that was Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble"