Really hoping Pope Leo just shows up

Happy “Last Time I Watch CBS Day” to those who celebrate.

I’ve been watching a lot of Brewers game lately. This cracks me up.

I normally make a point to travel somewhere remote on my birthday (Oman, Bhutan, Bali, India) but may have to hang at home this year. Thanks for the h/t @kevinfarner.bsky.social!

It finally happened

Last night at a honky-tonk in Texas, a woman at the table next to us got into a fight with another woman because she didn’t remove her cowboy hat when the band opened with “The Star Spangled Banner.” 🇺🇸

Here's me and @amykaynelson.bsky.social at Glamorama last night. I am, like, three weeks overdue for a visit to my barber.

Are you kidding me?? Supreme Court Rejects Virginia Democrats’ Effort to Reinstate New Voting Map www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/u...

Stop trying to make Thanksgiving Eve a thing, Packers

Also ridiculous! Already getting booking requests.

Ridiculous.

My night will be parsing the Packers sked

Miss you so much tonight, JP. 💕

Wish I could just go back to that hope I had when I walked in the house a few hours ago and went, “Wait, what? They’re up by 3 goals?” 🙁

It appears I was getting on an airplane about this time 13 years ago today to (eventually) interview Prince in Denver. www.twincities.com/2013/05/16/w...

Who will Trump insult this holiday?

In the past week, I’ve had some amazing food in MN (was traveling through French Polynesia the previous week). Get to Soul Lao now for the pork belly fried rice and amazing egg rolls AND head to Juche for the Korean dishes, especially the Trust Me burger.

Same energy:

Close, 9-6

The final score of this Wild game is going to be an NFL 10-7 game

Watching this Wild game with some Canadians — it’s nutso

I want to try this. www.fooddive.com/news/ferrero...

Typical @normcharlatan.bsky.social response to my posts.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Congrats @normcharlatan.bsky.social on tonight’s State of the State shoutout!

Traveling when the time zone change is just a 30-minute difference, not a full hour, is a trip, let me tell you. (Tahiti to Nuku-Hiva in French Polynesia) 🇵🇫

Anyone make millions on Kalshi betting on an assassination attempt today?

oh do news reporters know what it's like to be a public school teacher now

I’m in French Polynesia and just turned on the TV to hear the Tr*mp news, had a moment of hope but then just got this garbage

Very ironic that a room full of reporters can’t report on whatever the hell just happened.

I’m in another country and I am going to leave my phone in my room to charge while I go to dinner. I will have NOTHiNG to look at or distract me from making small talk or navigating my solo journey. Wish me well.

Made it to French Polynesia — going to explore Tahiti, Hauhine and the Marquesas Islands this week

Just high-fived the stranger two seats over because this MSP-LAX flight’s doors have closed and the middle seat between us is still open. ✈️

A hint at where I’m heading tomorrow.

On the edge watching this Wild game. Happy #Caturday.

And people think the Vulcans are weird

Playing the Winnipeg Folk Festival on July 10

Time to start the taxes

Owning (and cleaning) short-term rentals is such a trip. I’m constantly thinking “WTF people?” Also, glitter sucks.

My view in 2C tonight SEA-MSP as this lady waited for the bathroom totally cracked me up — no chitchat, no eye contact, just hanging out

Wow, I was excited to hear that Minneapolis would finally be getting Michelin star ratings, until I learned St. Paul wouldn't be included. Big miss. derushadownload.substack.com/p/breaking-m...

It’s TACO Tuesday!

This may be our only hope

You can tell the end of the world is weighing heavily on my mind based on my Wordle guesses today.

Recalling the time a long time ago when I verbally asked another online editor to post a story about UConn and their headline was “Yukon wins”

It happened!

He didn't even go to church on EASTER?

Imagine getting this assignment for the New York Times. No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...