Been here 5 minutes and 3 gen z’ers have complimented my outfit and my hair. Am I in heaven?

FYI if Jeff plays future 86 tonight and you hear wailing it’s me. Sorry!

At least I see Jeff on Saturday

OK speaking of here is the link! I am running the TC 10 Mile in October and raising funds for Wildflyer Coffee, a nonprofit that creates employment opportunities for young people in the Twin Cities experiencing homelessness/housing instability: secure.givelively.org/donate/wildf...

Today I was having a complete crying meltdown at the brand new bar next to The Main after learning I was being forcibly removed from my beloved apartment and a man rolled up with a full on professional camera and was FILMING. Can a girl not have a breakdown in public without it being documented?

It’s me I’m the friend. My landlord is moving into my apartment that I’ve lived in happily for almost six years. I’m devastated. If you know of any spots please let me know.

why yes I am seeing the one direction show tonight thank you

TWENTY MORE ZWAN ALBUMS.

Not me wanting to cry at everyone crossing the grandmas finish line!!!!

Lilacs are absolutely popping off in Duluth

I am finally going swimming

Tickets for the Odyssey just went on sale lmao.

Been a crazy night over here.

HARRY STYLES COUNT YOUR DAYS!!!! 🫩😮‍💨

Randomly looking at apartment listings in NE for the first time in 6+ years and I see in the first 3 minutes of looking on Zillow that Alex’s old duplex is available 😭

Now just waiting to meet Elijah Wood so I can talk to him about Birth.

Sounds familiar! WE HAVE TO DO BETTER!!

Great news. I am going to watch Birth today.

I swallowed a seed from this lime and now a lime will grow in my tummy like the watermelon in chuckie’s tummy

nobody can tell we’ve had wine and that’s beautiful to me 💞

This movie is currently in theaters. It’s called Normal. I hated it.

My boss asked me how I was doing in my 1:1 today and I said “well harry styles is engaged so as well as you think.”

Taking no questions at this time thank you.

A girl at the bar complimented my outfit so now I can do anything.

Taking no questions at this time thank you.

I like what I like!!!!

Hello am I in danger out here on the sidewalk

Jacob Frey sucks

if i tell ppl i went to catholic college they're gonna think i went to woke school

MSPIFF is such a good reminder of I do not want to become as I get older. Rich people are nasty!

Woke up to heartbreaking news about Kanopy/HCLIB. The horrors never end!

🚨NEW SEATS IN THEATER 2 AT THE MAIN CINEMA🚨

Jacob Frey boy mayor introduced the screening of Everybody To Kenmure Street tonight at the opening party of MSPIFF much to my dismay and he picked a fight with an audience member who called him out for his inaction the last few months in mpls. Thanks for ruining the vibe Jacob.

Me at the movies forever.

JEFF IN NE MPLS LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Looking for….anyone….at the Springsteen show younger than me who ins not here with their parents

Nothing goes quite like the back to back combo of the battle of New Orleans into beauty and a beat

Being on the grumpys patio in this weather for like 5 hours healed something in me ok

It’s a morning for the challengers soundtrack

Good thing they cut all those people off so we could end 20 mins early

Thank god. Pray we are freed from a timmy 2026 Oscar campaign. So happy for Michael b Jordan

I know all those celebs are pissed they have wave those wands lmao

Hey so this in memoriam is insane

I’m knitting two more sweaters right now so that’s why it’s snowing. Sorry everyone.

It’s my favorite day of the year! I met my medical deductible.

SHE’S ABOUT TO EMBARK ON HER JOURNEY TO MIDDLE EARTH FOLKS

I can’t believe I’m listening to harry styles new album right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes I am being normal about this!!!!!!!

Thank god I’m going to see Jeff Rosenstock this year.

Sigh. Remember two days ago when I was sitting outside in the sun.