SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

The minds at Smogon are feverishly digesting the competitive ramifications of the DLC

Guy who gets mad that you didn't play every Xeno game in order (you didn't read the Bible first)

inspired by @dialacina.com

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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

this literally somehow became true

New podcast! This month, we talk about a very important release; Kain Highwind wearing a hat. Oh and also The Ivalice Chronicles. ffwiki.blubrry.net/2025/11/05/0...

finally wrote that blog post, in which i argue that "people will lie about using AI for coding" is not a good reason to allow people to use AI for coding: blog.xkeeper.net/thoughts/ran...

the maximum amount of time you're allowed to angrily fixate on a stranger on social media is like 4 hours, if you go to bed, wake up and keep posting about them you're just mad they won't fuck you

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

When the planet's dying and your friend would rather get forcefemmed by a flower girl from church than go blow up a building

halloween special

Hi and welcome to my post-mortem on why we did not take over Steam’s marketshare. Slide #1: We did not tell anyone we were trying to do this. Sorry, guys. This one is on me. I honestly just forgot. Like, I had it as a reminder on my phone, but it was there for so long, I just ignored it. Whoops.

the entire tech industry

No matter what you think of the Pokemon video games, the one thing that is undeniable is they have a finger on the pulse of every niche demo target you can think of because every game has like 5 characters+ everyone loses their mind over and becomes a new obsession for large chunks of people.

there's a lot of crazy in here but it's so funny to me to paint this stuff as David vs Goliath when there's no chance they were actually putting in as much to their game studios as Valve does if you're not the main store or AWS your department is a rounding error

Writing is great. You invent a little guy, you can even make him a nice little guy. And then you shake him as hard as physically possible and give him the worst day of his life. Love it.

new regulations introduced by the MLB after recent games have led to a "truly unprecedented and notably unwanted quantity of baseball"

me enjoying a internet web content post

cackled at this on the broadcast

NHK graphics department forced to improvise in order to keep up with this marathon World Series game

They’re cooking over on /r/baseball right now

the sports people were finally truly taking off on bluesky and now you lot do this

“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow” “Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”

no ❤️

This is insanely bad for anyone doing game development. Who the hell knows what Gaming Copilot is doing with your screen captures, but it almost certainly isn't compliant with your NDA.

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

what if he said "I'm a cuckster" and threw you away from your wife

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

Mr. Dapper is either in on it or the thieves don’t have a chance escaping his superior investigation skills, there is no in-between.

You wanna see a cease and desist happen in real time?

I challenge the methodology in this chart b/c there is nothing to distinguish online dating via mobile app (demeaning, soul-draining, numbers game wherein profit is leeched from your suffering) vs online dating via flirting in the DMs (principled, skill-based, derived from human traditions of rizz)

no ❤️

people being up in arms about anti-homeless benches in pokemon makes me feel so weird when I saw the first game where the yakuza took over a city and everyone needed a pre-teen to get rid of them and I never really took the world as anything close to a utopia since

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but... 1) The customer is always wrong 2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.

im going INSANE

3v3 action RPG multiplayer game that's a slice of life set in modern day Tokyo sure, whatever can we please just have 012 on modern devices