“That’s Edgar Valdez, dad. The biggest Smash Bros. player on the history of the planet.” “Not bigger than Homemadewaffles, the Melee king. Everybody Wombo Combo!”

Tiny caged amongus...

MOON CHILD NO

The great irony is that they’re begging for something they already have. “Developers should listen to the masses and make the most widely inoffensive and easily consumable product to appeal to the broad whims of the internet” and then they wonder why they don’t like the AAA games doing exactly that

I jerked him now

Fuck my fat chud brain reading shit like this and spitting out “This is just like Spark the Electric Jester 3!” shut the fuck up man

The Bystander Effect

This is what frustrates me the most about that line of argument. It's not something trans people, as a whole, were agitating for. It was just... kind of how it was. The reason it's a whole thing now is because *Republicans* made it a thing. The people making this argument are misrepresenting it.

Members of the LGBTQ+ community were welcomed with open arms by the Rhythm Pope in a recent statement about Rhythm Heaven. paletteswap.site/dif...

sonic labyrinth is what happens when sneakers o’toole’s sneakers are taken off

people getting real funny about posting obviously ai images to dunk on. anyone putting that on my timeline gets blocked. stop showing me ai.

THE DOES

Saw a post that was like “Is it still worth playing Sam & Max Save the World if I already know who the villain is” and the further I get the funnier that gets. Who the fuck do you think?

Don't assume that I don't know how to read merely because I've massively misinterpreted what you wrote. I actually understood it perfectly, I'm just also annoying

Billionaires must be targeted with tax policy and antitrust policy not because it helps everyone else (though it does) but because their political power must be limited so they can't wreck the world the way they're currently doing

Something people don't really remember but is true is that one of the *top* political issues the media covered in the runup to the 2014 midterms was the idea that Barack Obama had badly mismanaged an Ebola outbreak because 10 total Americans had gotten it

you have already brought back so many worse things than starkiller

The fascist position is that being victimised is a privilege that should not be wasted on actual victims

(getting convicted of a crime i committed) The government is being weaponized against me

Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse

[doctor] your child has hanahaki disease [parent] what [doctor] a disease invented by fanfiction writers where someone gets an unrequited crush so big they start coughing up flowers [parent] so... what's the cure [doctor shakes their head grimly]

who would win: goku or a nintendolife commenter after a game that isn't out gets less than an 8/10

Feels super wrong that Mega Gyarados doesn’t have Strong Jaw

“You weren’t supposed to like that shit,” said Shigeru Ohmori. “Ever heard of Paris Syndrome? We at Game Freak tried our best to replicate that feeling, and our playtesters told us we did an excellent job.”

"Ah,I just hate ta be da bearer a'bad news, but... ...ya kid's into some problematic medias."

watching the planetronika pilot. this would go crazy if it were funny

look at me just now finding out they're making Card City Nights 3 and have been at it for like two years now i GOTTA stop larping this company

Y’know you’d think people who don’t know Slap City is a crossover of existing games would be way more impressed by it

super phoned-in a Smash roster the other day. you can very clearly see I made it up as I went and the reality of the self-imposed limit hit me all at once. I straight up forgot about Wario and Yoshi until the last second. and also Dragon Quest sorry

he uh forget the games what's with that massive black sun on the very front of the profile with the child version of the character isn't that a lot more alarming or

Yoshi in two dayssssss I thought it was later for some reason

multiple things can be true at once: 1) there shouldn't be billionaires 2) since there ARE, it's interesting to see one spending money on being an ocean nerd in the name of science, instead of feeding us to machines and destroying democracy 3) valve's 30% cut of steam sales is too high

Motherfucker have you collected all of the melons?!

For a game with a non-insignificant amount of clearly unintentional typos and spelling errors, would making a “proofread mod” be considered a dick move?

I don’t even know what to say anymore man. Every day trans people are a target. They do nothing but want to exist and they are a target. Every time we see senseless violence in the US, it is spun into a lie involving trans people.

Klonoa doodle! ✨

when I'm watching Madagascar while driving

To spoil as little as possible, I was thinking XF would be the game to either confirm or deny a certain theory of mine, but it looks like it’s still not time for that yet. I do think it has given it a little more fuel, though.

I didn't remember her name and now my life is in imminent danger #warioware

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? 🖤 #Warioware

Lake making a platformer: But what if it were a racing game sometimes Lake making a racing game: But what if it were a platformer sometimes

Spark 4 is gonna be the best game ever made

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

ngl when the steam post said the final boss theme wasn’t implemented yet I figured there was at least a placeholder for now lol

please don’t let anything I say about XF convince you otherwise, this game is fucking awesome

Cingul is an actual demon what the hell