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my ideal live action Mario is Ichiban Kasuga. not his voice actor. Ichiban Kasuga

Isn’t it cool how the Lumas say Let’s-a go cause it’s a Mario reference even though Mario doesn’t talk like that

Gen Z is trying to cancel FunBeemon

I love how no matter what kink your into, Princess Peach is always the perfect character to apply it to. the Everyman's Kinkster, Jack of all fetishes

will say regarding Sonic movie comparisons: Fox is not Billy Hatcher. Fox is NiGHTS. The difference is that Miyamoto actually likes Star Fox. For the Billy Hatcher comparison to work it'd have had to be Captain Falcon

Geno from Super Mario RPG

gettin Nancy Fatigue

"If you have an anime PFP your opinion doesn't count" was such an insane sentiment on the late 2010s internet because the guys saying it were rocking PFPs like this

mainline pokemon tier list because anyone cares

I bet I’m going to enjoy the mario movie on some level, and I think you can like a bad movie just fine, but my one small hold up that I have yet to see anyone bring up is I don’t know why “it’s for kids” is this iron clad checkmate mic drop justification for you liking it… if you’re an adult

this one of the umineko manga gets me every time

andrew bluett was right when he said "it's just a fairy tale" because that completely dismantles most peoples' gripes, especially the made-up ones. like oh no darkness and light are super confusing? did you have to cinemasins ding mufasa showing up in the clouds too?

You can now buy avatar parts based on the hit Nintendo Switch 2 game GameChat, and represent yourself with famous Nintendo character Indistinct Person I'm not making fun I think this is actually genuinely cool hells yeah give the corporate doodles the spotlight they deserve!!

None of these guys is ever like “I just read another Tolstoy novel and-“ it’s always “Paw Patrol has fallen *picture of woke dog*”

Incredibly funny to go see a Mario movie with 100 8 year olds cheering for Yoshi and be sitting there as an adult thinking of culture war grievances and how you get to say it’s not gay

Super Mario makes the bold decision to say "what if instead of making bad movie adaptions that have contempt for the medium of video games, we have bad movie adaptations that have contempt for the medium of movies" and by god they did it they cracked the code

the only way to have a coherent pluralistic society is if its government operates under the assumption of atheism

Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease

Rig & Mordy

stigmata but in your neck

Thinking about my favorite movie

We're so excited to welcome Poob to the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems. Keep your eyes peeled, you might find an adventure of galactic proportions hitting Poob sooner than you think. ✨🍄🦖

this is the same type of thought that leads to "kids don't care about optimus prime they want new toys to buy. kill him." context actually sells merch, it's shocking I know

They let him appear as a spirit because it didn't conflict with him being canonically dead

People with Calvin avatars and people with Hobbes avatars are sibling coded

It’s not like all I’ve got is complaints. The casino was an awesome setpiece. Casino in a giant ? Block, okay that’s something. But each side has its own gravity? Almost like this is a Super Mario fucking Galaxy movie? Hell yeah. And the roulette table made for some banger gags too.

toadsworth in hell watching all of mario's adventures since sunshine

Is the regular show reboot animated with rigs :(

me, posting: the pachinko level in mario sunshine is stupid but not even that bad honestly lol millennial bluesky user who was shown a vision of my meaningless post in a dream: you know what's stupid and exactly as bad as they say? the freaking cheeto in the oval office right now.

Something I find kind of funny is that Bowser Jr. was not present for any of Bowser's three official weddings. He was not there for Super Paper Mario, Super Mario Odyssey nor the first Mario movie. Weddings are lame and boring. So true son

damn it let me reply “yeah I’d hope he’s in it”

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

it is a little funny how That part of the movie has people going “NO MY YURI” as if nobody been drawin the brothers hooked on each other. They’d be doing it if they weren’t both men too

Oh, Come On: Audiences React To “Shovel Knight” Reveal In The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

genuinely can't remember the last time I drew mario

Poor places don't vote for reactionaries because they're poor — voting for reactionaries makes places poor:

You’re not allowed to have an opinion about the Mario Galaxy movie unless you are in the target demographic, which is people who are passionate enough about Mario to get all the references but not passionate enough to have played any Mario game with a story, even the one the movie is named after

Here’s my take on the Mario Movie characters (Combining both movies, so I can include DK)

I really was starting to think I was wrong about Miyamoto in the 2010s

I think what really gets me is how people run that “Why did you expect a deep story” script at any remotely negative word about the movie, even if you didn’t say the shallow plot was the problem. It’s possible to take issue with far more shallow aspects of the movie, if that’s all that matters!

My tribute to Cookie's Bustle, now that it's free from copyright trolls #cookiesbustle #cookieblair

there are some people who post because it's their job, some people who post like it's their job, and some people who post in spite of their job. you really want to avoid that second one

steam's recommendations system operating by tags is so funny, because it is currently showing me a selection of games i might like based on the fact that, like previous games i've played, they contain voice-over narration

Calling special defense “Spirit” is kinda funny. Toughness of the body is what takes a punch, but to survive a flamethrower to the face takes strength of soul.

going off that thread about post-credits scene, “doing what other movies do without being sure why” kinda does feel like a recurring theme of that movie like I think Sisterly Bonds Awakening Magical Powers is supposed to be aping Frozen but that worked in Frozen for a reason