A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

When I'm testing the guardrails of the AI porn bot with the worst prompts I can think of

“Shhhh, Zog! … Here come one now!”

Awesome cover!

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Bucketheath

As a kid I thought he was cool just for being in the Blues Brothers, I later found out that was about 1% of why he was awesome. RIP

COMIC: Cadbury Chocolate

It’s grink season

Starcrash

BIG NEWS! I will doing live drawing for the Cleveland Monsters game on 12/30! It’s #superman night and my art will be featured throughout the evening. Then the board I create will be auctioned off at the end of the night with proceeds benefiting the Siegel and Shuster Society. See you there!

Cartoon: Loch Nessman.

not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations

Communist adult toy store called The Hammer and Tickle

LOL

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

this is the best Bluesky replies party I've ever thrown since I asked about everyone's childhood nonhuman animation crushes and learned what freaks you all were for Tim Curry as toxic waste

Happy 37th birthday to the best TV show, Mystery Science Theater 3000.

The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs

So happy to announce on Clem’s birthday today! You can honor his legacy by supporting the Clem Burke Drumming Project The CBDP undertakes research using drums to better lives: explores emotional expression for trauma, SA, foster kids, autism and more! musicspromise.salsalabs.org/ClemBurkeDru...

The ladies for #Caturday

Happy Birthday To You, Tina. You have rocked my world!

The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

"I can't afford a house" and "I only qualify for a 50-year mortgage" mean the same thing.

The Satellite of Love

I'm glad that the fur coat store likes an African American voice on their ads, because I can't say "sheared beaver" without giggling.

(Fred Schneider voice) when I was a child I had a FEVER, my hands felt just like two BALLOONS

The Artistics Tape and more!

Drop something pink

Me (setting up the world's most expensive "deez nuts" joke): As for cognac, would you prefer the Courvoisier L'Essence or the Hennessy Paradis?

I've moved on from the pineapple on pizza debate.

Editorial cartoon: Unsolicited Dick Fics.

You know you’re from Cleveland… #HappyHalloween Cleveland Press pumpkin photo courtesy of @skrticx.bsky.social.

How Bout you regulate chatbots not teens

I was not quite born yet, but I'm betting Mom watched Star Trek.

It's been 20+ years, but I'm still amused that my old bar cover band's sound guy was a guy named Guy.

From the Larchives.

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??