can’t just call em “jokes” anymore everything gotta be a meme

England invaded 2/3 of the world for their spices, decided they liked none of them, and actively choose to eat like the Germans are still flying overhead.

Idc how slow I’ve become, if I run on a track, I’m still gonna take the inside lane bc it’s the shortest

just found out my phone calculator has a history function, yet another embarrassing thing i have to delete

POV you’re a GCI employee working the counter and i’ve had enough

Best i can do is build the economy around something nobody wants that also costs trillions of dollars and uses natural resources to a dangerous extent

Me: *gentle touching her AARP card* I think whatever website you get your terminology from is hurting you... Please stop... For me?

>when leftists lose an election > “we failed to inspire regular working people to support our policies we have to communicate and organize better in the future” >when right wingers lose an election > “we must repeal the 14th and 19th amendments”

ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff

the home depot return policy is extremely robust

the whole company has to do mandatory ableism training now because of me. all this because basically all I did was use the big stall in the bathroom.

"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol

This sounds crazy. But for some reason the voice in my head from God says you are right.

I was just talking to some psycho the other day about how the far right isnt nearly as homogenous as he believes. Dude was convinced that all were just like him.

we simply will not fed post at this time

lol

Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate

He lifted 100Million Chinese out of poverty is what he did. He is the Tiger of Yanchaun. And in this house Xi Jinping is a hero. End of Story.

i have a face tattoo but don’t worry i’m just a chill guy

hopefully my claim to fame on here will be how i reply guy the emma bot profile occasionally

“are you ok?” i was until you asked that

I will also never vote for newsom or buttigieg

Get in the Yellow Submarine, Shinji

we need to bring back knights because its the only time the rich fought in the wars they started

He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.

it’s legit worth it bluesky isn’t perfect & has had/continues to have its own issues but tbh i really like not having my settings/preferences consistently undone & groypers or matt walsh in my feed with rage bait all the time net positive serotonin is possible, echo chamber or not

you can legally shxxt cxps if they fail to identify on your property

replying 'female trait' my way into some pussy as a treat

lol i got mass reported by zionists and it amounted to a 12 hour ban lmao i’m back you nazis

Contrapoints recently made a statement on Palestine, and I find this point the most interesting. That was really the only outcome of the outrage over Palestine over the last few years, nothing plus slightly hurting Kamala’s chances?

Saturdays mornings on Bluesky are like late nights at the fridge. No matter how many times you go back, new stuff isn’t going to just appear.

elons third party would be genuinely interesting to me if i wasn't virtually certain the only use it will be put to -- if anything -- is getting more republicans in federal government

i had to stop drinking white monsters because i became one myself

You should be spending a lot of your time reaching for plucking and then eating berries and you're supposed to be doing this for like two hours every day

If you're being snarky about children drowning in a flash flood what the fuck is wrong with you

when someone says that ashkenazi jews are indigenous to the levant I always think about all the guys who converted to judaism to marry a beautiful jewish woman.I woulda done that in a heartbeat. I used to shoot heroin man a tefilin is nothing to me. would that have made me indigenous to the levant?

some people are salt fiends, others are sweet tooths. for me nothing beats the bitter heterocyclic punch of an alkaloid

It's biphobic that you simp for sigma cucks who ruin my asshole

>calls any criticism of Israel or genocide “anti semitism” >closes comments on their posts “who’s hiding” 🤡

yes people reject genocide, this isn’t complicated. Israelis are not entitled to commit mass murder, please stop hiding behind Judaism to justify atrocities.

@miriamlikespie.bsky.social is the sort of Zionist that calls Jews who oppose genocide “race traitors” and “fake jews” and this sort of overt genocide apologia while hiding behind a people and culture who suffered greatly under genocide themselves is extremely racist and disgusting.

well it’s not anti semetic to criticize Israel committing genocide. Hiding behind Judaism to commit genocide is antisemitic btw bunch of fucking nazis

Can’t really articulate how furious it makes me to see gentile politicians wield fake charges of antisemitism against Mamdani. It’s not just the plain Islamophobia, it’s the fact that they’re needlessly stoking tensions in a way that puts Jewish New Yorkers at GREATER risk.

*poking with a stick* come on, balkanize already

A lot of people have gotten mad at me for this but I think it would be a good idea for the Left to stop ceding Christianity, and spiritual/religious belief at large, to the Right.

the NYC mayoral election might be an opportunity to reset some terms. the Cuomo faction are not “liberals” but “centrists”. the Lander faction are “liberals” the Mamdani faction are “leftists” if you’re mad at centrists but complaining about liberals you are mostly pissing on the wrong people