imagine falling deeply in love with a person and then finding out they are an oatmeal raisin cookie

Those MedBeds look a lot like the euthanasia beds just saying

Medbed that jacks you off. Medbed that gives you a tender hug. Medbed that gives you a tender hug and jacks you off. Medbed that cures kratom addiction and jacks you off

While they have you distracted… (And the top 1% control more than 1/3rd)

The reason bread dough rises when you heat it is out of respect

Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.

Obama is Exactly 💯 Correct ! And ROEVEMBER Is Just Around The Corner.......

remember, you can disappear into the forest whenever you want; you’re an adult.

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Why are they unable to sell the harvest, Senator?

79. American citizen.

Love you. Take your meds.

Be the person you present to the world in word and deed or shut the fuck up. Please and thank you.

poking glory holes in the paper machete prison of patriarchy

Portland, the war-ravaged land of unicyclists and craft beer

One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.

Walter Wiggum

If you can't handle me at my worst (crying in the shower), you don't deserve me at my best (crying in the shower while eating cake)

I’m more of an Advil girl anyway

[during sex] what base is this?

I think today could use more cowbell.

Not everyone you meet is going to like you. You need to accept that those people are hideously ugly

Shhhh. Let people destroy things.

This is a declaration of war against United States citizens

War-ravaged Portland

Himroid

Oh I’m gonna self medicate so hard today *squirts whip cream in mouth

Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats. Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.

fun fact: the plural of island is arelands

paninis aren’t nearly as tiny as they sound

Autism doesn’t need to be “fixed.” Fascism needs to be neutered.

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

Give me fuel, give me fire Give me space cause I’m a crier

I’m not shallow I’m empty get it right.

Shoutout to people who bake banana bread and then give other people that banana bread

Morning walk

I talk about you in therapy (flirting)

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

American Academy of Neurology: “Sharp rise in memory and thinking problems among U.S. adults, study finds” “..have emerged as a leading health issue reported by U.S. adults..” “rate of cognitive disability in the U.S. rose from 5.3% in 2013 to 7.4% in 2023” medicalxpress.com/news/2025-09...

Neurodivergent culture is wanting to talk to someone but waiting for them to contact you first to be sure they want to talk to you 😮‍💨

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

I am not a mask nor a machine I am an embodied soul burned unmasked still reaching for rest for truth for the dignity of being seen as for me

Einsteins theory has been proven.