Grumpy frogs in Japanese art

Dr. Nick Riviera: "Oh no! You have turny feet! But don't worry, I'm also a licensed acupuncturishness technician!" bsky.app/profile/seeh...

Can we bring in Shabbat early, please?

This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.

Food for Thought: If your vote didn't matter then the Republican Party would not be spending so much time trying to block it, dilute it, throw it out, or just plain ignore it.

why are klingons always yelling

This is a metaphor more metaphorical than any metaphor that has ever metaphored before.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Saw this great installation about the monarch butterfly's annual multigenerational migration across North America while taking the long way home on my bike yesterday. See www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/what-... for a piece by someone who followed the monarchs by bike.

Somehow there are like 12 cheekbones in this photo

The GOP's 11th dimensional chess strategy is actually to get Talarico to put on 60 lbs by November so they can attack him for being overweight and/or express "concern" over his health.

Can I get a sticker of this for my bicycle fender?

THINGS DRIVERS NEVER EXPERIENCE: I just spent my bike commute trying to find the source of a particularly wonderful floral scent I kept smelling along the way to work. It was coming from Black Locust Trees- lovely flowers and totally invasive. www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/...

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Great article about program for adults to learn how to bicycle. Gift link/no paywall www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/n...

JUDGE: you are accused of stealing over $1 million in hamburgers and hamburger related products, how do you plead HAMBURGLAR: robble robble DEFENSE ATTORNEY: *furiously whispering* I fucking told you not to say that

People's nag v. Fop's toy. Check out the book "Two Wheels Good" by Jody Rosen that explores this theme. #cycling #bicycle

As a bicyclist you are both an out of touch elitist who rides to work on a toy and also a poor loser who can't afford a car and has to ride to work on a toy

the hungry observatory

Strap in for Tinker Tailor Soldier Hobbit:

The first time I made cupcake sized cheesecakes, they ended up with largish craters (hidden w/ raspberry sauce). For this Shavuot batch I used a bain Marie and it did prevent the cratering. Recipe from sallysbakingaddiction.com/mini-cheesec...

Really excited for Shavuot tonight, and not just for my shul's always outstanding Tikkun. Happy Shavuot! www.youtube.com/watch?v=w068...

📣 In response to the Voting Rights Act being killed, I’ve launched a new fundraising page specifically to help dozens of Black Democrats get elected (with more to come). NOW FEATURING 20 MORE CANDIDATES! Donate today. #BlackJobs26 #BlackSky #Blue26 secure.actblue.com/donate/black...

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

People forgot what the economy was like after Covid.

This will soon be the only legal form of cheese

It kinda makes you think about what posts Musk tuned the algorithm on Vichy Twitter to show left-leaning users (easy to identify)

And now for something completely different #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #MontyPython

The @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social got the South wrong. ✔️The bitter lady would have a Yeti Rambler full of sweet tea instead of a jug of xxx. ✔️The polling place would be an over-air-conditioned, all-white Praise Center run by a🏴‍☠️PAC. ✔️A sweatshirt in primary season might be comfortable in Seattle but…

Great article about Wavy Gravy, who is turning 90. Have breakfast in bed in his honor. Wavy Gravy, icon of the counterculture, turns 90 share.google/ZeKoWyV9PSD1...

I guess we’re doing this again?

May thy 9th chip, and shatter

Sing to me O Muse of that man of twists and turns. And get me a Herald and a scratch ticket while you're at it.

I know the perfect amount about the Met Gala — in that I know there is a thing called the Met Gala, and that people dress crazy for it. Once a year, I see pictures of it and say "Man, crazy outfit." I never want to know more than that. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

some of the accounts on here

This used to be half the ride. Cyclists looking at maps, circa 1900

What an amazing achievement! Take a quick break from doomscrolling to celebrate excellence.

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

Who did I tick off to deserve a headwind on both legs of my #BikeCommute yesterday? The sunny weather was wonderful, true. The 12F drop in temps from work to home due to that ocean breeze? Not so much. #Cycling #bike #bicycle

My attention has been drawn to this delightful image.

Newscaster: And now, in response to the news of the day, our very own Abe Feldstein offers “A Jewish Perspective.” Abe? Abe: Oy. Newscaster: Anything else, Abe? Abe: Gevault.

Filth elder John Waters turns 80 today! In 2023, he told me about how he would prefer to die: in first class on an Air France flight to Paris. But not this day. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...